Boy, Freud would have a field day with this douchebag. lmao

And his son .. the one who is running around threatening to kill any male doctor who touches the poor little woman's private parts

Udolt and family might jointly take home the SPOTY trophy?

Hey, there is still over a month to go. The Dungbeetle has barely been heard from, FIDIOT is posting under a new handle,(I will have to check with the rules committee on this) Asscalade and RT are still in the running, but I would say that a late charge from the entire Udolt clan would be a lock for the title. lol

Sales of popcorn will skyrocket on that day

May be we could schedule it as SPOTY Olympics?

My mother knew that the true nature of some men is very dark and ugly. She said many men are basically morons, perverts or even worse.

Providers are definitely doing society (read me) a great service. In my case they provide intimacy, companionship and an escape from the everyday shit that I deal with. I'm not creepy or perverted or violent, and I hope that the friends I've made are staying the hell away from those types!!!

What is wrong with my son protecting his girlfriend's values? It is nice for me to hear about a US woman only having sex with one man in her life.

Vending machines for the day and whomever squishes the most froggers oh UDO. get a prizes!  

My patents had this creepy tax preparer that would come to the house back when I was a teenager.

Why are you even on a board with people who clearly like having sex when you have such negative views about it?!

My mother grew up in the city of Chicago not far from downtown.  

I am not here to entertain. I am just pointing out the great things that providers do to protect others from men with bad intentions.

This man was scary and creepy. By his looks, he had to pay to play or do something pretty bad.

Yes, after seeing udo's lovely family, the taxman got an uncontrollable urge to procreate.  The provide r down the street was the quickest option!!

That's so completely fucked up. I don't even know what to say beyond that.

Unless SHE LOOKED CLOSELY how did she know they were filthy ? But if they were after her ship shine bet they were clean ?  

beyond any SPOTY. And you call the tax guy creepy?

What do you mean by ethnic community in 1950s Chicago?  

Nothing wrong with a mother warning her kids about creepy men living in their society.

Udo, did you forget that we providers are civie women especially when were not working.  
Like most civie women we want respect and to be treated like a lady, which we are.
I would hope all providers screen to keep those perverts and weirdo's out that would want to do bad things to us or what you refer to as civie women.
So no I do not do society a favor because I would not see a client who will not show me respect.

I think you may have come up with a cure for the numerous incurable diseases  Udo has probably picked up bare-backing those 13 year-old girls.

I do have one client who found me because my old incall was on the same block as his marriage counselor. He used to see me right before his meetings...hey, whatever works. He's still with his wife and seems happy.

Are you fucking kidding me? No one should be subjected to that kind of bullshit.

Think back to when you were an "innocent", what like 8 years old? or we're already all jacking off at 5 years old?
(preferably not with other same age girls, but the hot women they started to put on TV shows like Lynda Carter)  
Then at puberty, the other kids expect you to have seen some porn or "dirty" mags.
And then first seeing your first porn (snuck from the parents or some "perverted" father/older brother pushed it on you anyways). then seeing the first BJ, CIM, COF....looked yucky.
then seeing it over and over again and the porn starlets acting like they enjoy it.
It's actually the corporate culture that is perverted and ruthless all in the name of profits
and the porn brainwashing that's accelerated sex addiction than consumer men themselves, imo.
Similar to how the citizenry on average is fatter than before like 30 years ago, with the massive spread of fast food and processed food today. i.e. the invention of TV, then VHS tape then today's myriad avenues of media, plus far easier to meet up with a provider than even 20 years ago. Maybe Johny Cochran used his blocky cellphone '95, but he also got cancer in the ear that he used the cellphone with.

All Germans in chi town lived in German communities , Irish in Irish etc ........

from having to settle for some unattractive woman that I could attract just to get laid.

Providers use hobbyists for money and hobbyist use providers as rag dolls to commit dirty acts that a civvie would not perform because of self respect.

every time i see one of Udo's threads..my balls start to itch..

These were goofy teenagers displaying their cocks to the women and girls in the neighborhood. If older, they would have been sick son of bitches and very creepy.

Northside Chicago is a melting pot!

Well said. The media and its porn have made US men into sex addicts needing more and more dirt to achieve sexual satisfaction.

this leaves me creepy thoughts upstairs

on a "hobbyist" as I would dating, in fact, I would do more dating because of trust. SO NO, YOUR STATEMENT ISN'T CORRECT.

Nasty deeds.

I have heard of some filthy men leaving skid marks and being in showered.

To entertain a total stranger in my boudoir, and make him feel loved, cared for, appreciated and more so offer pleasure unimagined is quite a responsibility by itself. Its not what most women will do,  so yea, I am playing a role in the society and hopefully it has a positive influence...

.but I know at least a handful of women who have given their husbands permission to see hookers so they don't have to do anal or BJ's. I never presume to tell a couple how to act out a marriage.

Tell ur mother to get help please

All Gore is sad !  
Well what if we match up the smelly guys with the stinky women ????
That's fair right ?  

Yes. You are taking one for the team.

Those Japanese women played an important role.. Can you imagine  how frustrating a man can be without SEX for a long time. ..

My clients want a BJ and some enthusiastic sex. They aren't getting that at home...or maybe they are, and just have a wandering eye. What do I care? None of my business.

You don't like me since I discuss deeper issues in the community other than whether a woman should shave her pussy or not or how to discuss idiots that are falling in love with a provider even though she takes dick from any paying customer?

as we all know rape is about the sex, and not the assault.

Should the U.S. Military have a female unit that provides sex for the male soldiers. To combat the cases of sexual assault that according to the MSM, is an on going problem with in the ranks?  

I think that should take him out of the running for SPOTY, but I defer to the rule board. GaG?
Hmmm, when a SPOTY candidate is so pathetic he runs out of stupid post ideas and has to resort to repeating stupid posts, does that put him higher on the list of stupidity?

Udo blasted away for a long time with his trademark BBFS posts.  This was closely followed by the STD threads.

The Japanese Army captured thousands of "comfort women" which were young women captured from from China and Korea to satisfy their soldier's basic needs and desire for sex. This went on for many years and many women were raped hundreds of times and when they became pregnant, they were killed or experimented with by doctors.

You had rape lessons on the Japanese ? And you believe your mother was caring ? If any is even true a bit , your mother was mental ! And what woman paid attention to the Japanese ? Your so full of shit its ridiculous , but we know that already don't we ? But I'm starting to believe your mommy did play you for her bullshit in life ! Get help !! You do need it ..

You are talking about sex slaves, soldiers, civilian men, women who willingly participate in sex work, johns who pay for it, and rapists...

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And he hates men and their filthy cocks so much I'm starting to wonder if "he" is really a lesbian.  We need to get hotplants on this case.  But maybe she's home beating her plant.

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Must be the Tertiary Syphilis kicking in.

Mister Chicago CPA,

I tried to be a little bit subtle with the words of my wise mother.  

Differences...can we bring along some of the other nice folks that know you're full of shit as well?

PM me and setup our meeting to discuss and settle our differences Chicago style! We will see who the bigger man is after this meeting Chicago CPA. Do you have a good dental insurance plan? Just asking!

Everyone that you do not understand is a 'troll"? You have no better word for people superior in intelligence to you!

You remind me of humpty dumpty...and not in a good way, with your anecdotal BS.

I'm impressed.  You're finally trying to justify your drivel.

You used to be a clever and creative troll, spinning your wild tales of bareback foreign escapades, teenage virgin Thai babes you cream pied, your Filipina wife, and so on.  Now it's recycled crap and stories with no pop at all.  You used to be so entertaining but now you are just a repetitive dullard.  Hence your new name: Udolt.

I'll have to get back to you on the filthy cock thing. My gut tells me it will be a landslide "no" vote from the lesbos. We don't need no stinkin' men.

And you and your doctor friends go to Thailand and fuck young girls ? Hmmmmm, yup, ahhhhh , mommy was fucked up , and so r u ! See know were getting somewhere ! Next statement , oh the frogger contest , big hit ....the girls are laughing ..lol, u got no game !!!!! And you apparently got no sex at home so sought out the innocent ! Yup ..was it your smelly cock or stinky ass or both ? I'll say both ....

A pet and some balls !  

Geez , maybe he's gay too.....tony another customer ! Rotfflmao....

....what other woman would have those insights or even think about this?

I think Udooles has been found out.

1) A bullet
2) A length of rope
3) A tall building or cliff
4) Lots and lots of sleeping pills
5) A train track
That's just a start. There are many others.

Having Udo as the messenger strikes an icky chord; in me as well.  

I do it all the time and it's really good for you.  Lots of roughage.  Does that make me a lesbian

What about the guy Castro from Ohio? He had access to prostitutes, that didn't stop him from kidnapping and raping women.

Denying that there is 'some' reality to what Udo is saying is not going to stop any guy from raping a woman, if that's what he wants to do.  

I don't believe I ever said he was completely wrong.

Udo has no moral compass as far as I can tell. You'll get no argument from me on that.  

to have to put up with some of the most idiotic notions.  Let alone allowing any abusive man to have at me , his very own , personal punching bag for an hour.  

Other than a consenting, and some what reluctant adult.

Don't forget to wear one of these

Perverts waving their Filthy Cocks Under Stairs= infinite lols.  

I'm confused. I thought you relished 'breaking bread' with fellow mongers?

was from a bi sexual girl who claimed I ate pussy "like a lesbian" I took that as the highest of praise for my "plant eating" skills.

Or are you just trying to make RT jealous??? lmao

Actually some of the best plant eating I've ever experienced was with a straight guy, and some of the worst  with a lesbian. How a lesbian could get it so terribly wrong is a little mystifying. I don't always expect magic......but, wow. Can't figure how she ever got into the club in the first place.