Is it just me, or does anyone else get a chuckle outta the FAQ page of provider websites?  None of our questions are ever answered by clicking here, but rather, they sound like questions providers ask themselves and then answer them as if this is for our benefit.  Its kinda like a puppet show between their left and right hand.

One of my favorites is Q: Can I bring a gift?  A: Why, of course you can!  But it is never expected.

I would never have guessed a woman wrote that.  *tongue in cheek*

I'm certaining glad the gift issue has been both cleared up and a helpful reminder at the same time.  

Here's a good one--Will you wear a special outfit?? Why sure HOney I can be whatever you want!!(lol)

Can you really suck a golf ball through a garden hose?

Can you really deep throat a 2 pound Kielbasa?

Can you really suck start a leaf blower?

Is it true you can fit your whole hand up your vagina, up your ass, and inside your mouth?

Is it true you cum every time a fat lazy guys licks your pussy?...lol...couldn't resist!

all good questions...

What sicko would put a whole hand up her vagina, then her ass and then her mouth?  That sounds like it would taste icky.

"Q: Can I bring a gift?  A: Why, of course you can!  But it is never expected." (Just like tips!!)

Hate to tell you but some (nervous/dim) guys dont know any better or are afraid of looking foolish. I do get a chuckle reading a long 'gift list' though.  Personally I read the FAQ's more for an insight to her personality & character.

Mike

my top questions that I want answered for real...
If we are having a great time - will you call the next dude in line - and tell him to reschedule and go off the clock.....???

Will you stop the articifical groans.... and lame-o comments... and actually get into the session....

If you just plain old don't like me, could you tell me to keep my cash and go away???  
(for real - that would really be a blessing in some instances...)

What do you do when you leave the room - to freshen up!?  sheese didn't you get fresh in the 30 min beyond our start time... while you kept me in the lobby of the hotel... with the manager staring daggars at me and my little cell phone...

How come, if you cum, there is no refund!?  how is that?!

What is with the 2 call system?!  What genius invented that....  Where is that on the MENSA test.!?

Could I throw the cheapass hotel radio out the window?  hate that tinny sound.... like fingernails on blackboards....

and my fav...

What do they say at the bank when every week you come in with a wheelbarrel full of 20's?  I mean - what is with that!?????????

LOL!

lol, you would really be amazed at some of the emails I get.