I do plead "No contest" to every thing else that you, and Jon of course, just said.

Posting on fuck boards is a really good way of avoiding shit that really matters. The trick  is to realize that none of this really matters, unless  of source you are a hooker who's livelihood depends on this.

Sorry ladies. I am better than you at the quicky..
I don't need porn. Just a good memory.
My hand beats your mouth, just like I can never lick you like the faucet can.
Don't lie to me ladies.. I have insider information..
I know what the bathtub faucet can do..

First you fktards steal my laugh, and now you are using the proper context regarding "while" vs. "whilst." I am in the fkin Twilight Zone. To answer your question, I rarely watch porn...about once a month, and right before my period starts. Always girl/girl.