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Probably works as well as any other tech support advice. eom
Highandtight 33 Reviews 2443 reads
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WTF is with the outscourcing of all the tech support jobs.
I had a problem with my computer, and when I called AT&T for help, I got some guy from Haiti on the line. When I explained my problem to him, he said my computer probably had a curse on it. He told me to cut the head off a live chicken and sprinkle some blood on the modem, and my problem would be resolved.

My question is, has anyone had any sucess with this, and is it OK to eat the chicken afterwards ?

arch1412 2050 reads
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At least thats what the tech who read my labs told me when I called about the results of my prostrate exam


carry on my wayward son.......
until we meet again

sgandolfs 63 Reviews 1434 reads
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and eat pussy instead... I had to replace a whole system after using this method, turns out the chicken had some weird fungus.  Then there is also current issue with bird flu.  Don't recommend.
And yes, you CAN have success with getting things resolved... you have to ask for the manager, the manager's manager, the manager's manager's manager and so on... eventually you will probably get some f'n senior vp in the US who speaks English - but probably does not know dick about how to actually solve your dilemma.

1woody 18 Reviews 1440 reads
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JORGE818 1 Reviews 838 reads
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Santeria uses chicken feet and a pentagram send them to your superstitious ex's to give them a jolt they won't bother you again.                  people bitch about illegals who cut your lawn but keep quiet about the REAL JOBS lost to foreign outsourcing.  the next guy who bitches about illegals SHOULD LOSE his job to Foreign outsourcing

Hardwood469 18 Reviews 701 reads
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