TER General Board
Did the Mod have to apply Mouth to Mouth Resuscitation of MP??? :-&
This will be done by the end of the day. You will have to log off and then back on for it to work. however, if you subsequently ask why it hasn't worked yet, I will mod you AND put you on super secret probation.
I have little time to play while Little Phil's away, so post up.
Take this second chance and lead a fulfilling life. Be a free man again, live life to the fullest but be respectful of others and their feelings for they breathe the same air as you, drink the same wine, and eat the same bread.
It is a rare occasion that we are given second chances in life. We must not waste them. We must embrace that another has belief in us and not fail them for we may never get that chance again. Then all you're left with is regret. That when given the opportunity, you chose to be the same person that got you into this predicament in the firstplace than to be a better one. A more understanding one. Someone others can look up to. Then you will be in the position to give them their second chance.
Did I rush that? Sounded good when I was drinking and typing. Thought it would be more convincing if I didn't say 'fuck' every other word, but being a repeat offender, well, you know. Hasn't been the first time I was up before the parole board... 
Because if it's a fake, it is certainly a tasteless joke that has no place on a decent board, IMHO.
If it is for real, then the whole "moderated" board has become one big tasteless joke. Again, IMHO.
Why doesn't someone who has a VIP membership, contact Board Admin and ask if this is real?
HH
Don't let Rocco violate my cot while I'm gone. Got a feeling I'll be back sooner than expected...
"And why is it That you always have to rain on any good parade on This board?"
You gotta be kidding. What are you talking about??? Like, what... I'm some sort of partypooper that repeatedly kills the fun spirit for everyone? Oh, please. That is just silly.
Yes, I said silly. I'm a man - an alphamale, in fact - and I used the word silly. Why? Because it's the perfect word in this situation.
As far as moderating me... Personally, I think I'm fairly conciencious, & I'm very careful to "play fair", & not to go to any extremes, & not break board rules that would get me moderated. But getting moderated is not my call. I guess you should do whatever you think is best.
If you do moderate someone, however, you should at least (1) identify yourself using your "red name" and (2) give the reason for moderating someone. I think that would be what any reasonable person would do.
If you'll excuss me, I've got a phone call to make to scoed, so I must practice my deep man voice.
HalfHour
I am a sweetheart compared to the antagonistic assholes that are allowed to break POSTED board rules regularly.
"I have board politeness" Don't overate yourself! Besides, one one is talking trash about you are they???
Look forward to seeing you around, whoever you are.
HalfHour
P.S. Whenever you'd like I can teach you the finer points of identifying a ASSCLOWN. Lesson 1: Sarcasm is not one of the traits.
lest you be considered what you claim others to be
I step away to grab a burger and take a shit and the board goes to hell. Fuck, they'll let anybody moderate a board these days. Looks like I'll have to start bringing the laptop into the shitter. Everyone got that visual?
Like when they turn the mentally disturbed loose to go live under a bridge and panhandle for beer money. Thanks, LittlePhil'sBackupMod!!!
Oh, and Little Phil, let's try and break the record and see how much longer it takes for me to go back to be moderated than the amount of time I was moderated for, deal?
The whole board better take cover. LOL 
You have ANY idea how long it's been since I've seen that till today?!
You are sending all the inmates back to Auschwitz?
I have a provider for you. Her name is Roseanne (Rosey) and she loves to goose step !
It was cool to run around for just a little while. Breathe in the fresh air. Not be confined by the walls that I put myself behind in the firstplace.
Been a long time, but heard this today. Seems fitting...
What makes you think I haven't learned my leason? What? A leopard can't change their spots as the old adage goes?
Find that statement kinda strange, considering...