6. The Oh Shit post of the week goes to...BOARD ADMIN!! Why? TER needs another moderator! Rules were laid out (which made us at HDH chuckle)..hey. We just realized something. There are 9 requirements and fracking 4 benefits. WTF is up with that? NOw, this is the Oh Shit because we are DYING to see who answers the call..and who Admin picks. Stay tuned folks!! OH! We also find out Lilphil gets beaten/flogged...gee, we wonder why? Hmm...
Oh, we tried to reach Board Admin for a comment on the recently departed mod...and we were flogged. It's apparently a top secret dont ask, dont tell type thing....but we are sure DC will come up with another theory for us all. (with less weed this time and hopefully the castle in the sky has a drawbridge now)
7.The Word of the Week thread goes to Radcow for Beauty, Brains and a little bit of Skank..which was bound to piss of someone. Who said the GD had to be PC?? Remember, this is a MEN'S ONLY CLUB and we providers are just open mouths and legs. (once again, yah the fuck right). This was supposed to be a good news type thread..but that one word skank...yup yup. Set the trainwreck in motion!!
8. The Duh Post of the week (also the Dumbass post of the week) goes to Jflywheel and his bait and switch thread. He saw a provider who pics didnt match up with who he met..but still stayed? Still paid even knowing he didnt get what he wanted?? We at HDH were bashing our heads against a wall for ALL the fracking knuckleheads out there who ask stupid questions each week. Why?? Why would you pay for something you arent happy with? Oh wait...we may have an answer. Still got his dick sucked right? Enjoyed that, didnt he?? Well then, he has no room to complain! Did he research the lady before meeting her? If not, once again..stop yer crying. Point blank...and the mob scene agreed..if you show up and dont like what ya see..its perfectly fine to just leave. Why the hell not?? DUHHHHHHHHH. Some say to leave part of the donation for her troubles...some say fuck it. Hmm.
9. The Reality Check of the Week thread goes to Romeogolf and his "could you pass the test" thread. It was an interesting post..asking guys to place themselves in the high heels of a provider. Providers most of the time, dont know what the client looks like until they open the door...and still rock the gent's world. How do providers do it? (We at HDH just drink some wine before hand and pray for Bill Clinton to be on the other side of the door..ha!) Could a guy be a male escort and live the life providers live? Yes, money does sweeten the deal and some providers find something to like about everyone..as they see guys they would normally not even glance at on the streets. Interesting...most said hell fuck no, some brave souls understood the point the OP was trying to make.
10. The Most Pathetic attempt at Stirring Shit post goes to LilPhil and his thread about aliases. Cmon....we see this once a week..same old same old. We at HDH were shaking our heads in sorrow when we read this one. Guess the flogging from Board Admin knocked a few brain cells loose. Oh well. We hope he gets well soon. The poor dear...he needs a break..and to get laid. Sigh. We at HDH are taking up a collection for LP...and are praying to the Provider Goddess for his well being.
11. Hey!!! We ALL learned some interesting shit this week! We learned what a mangina is (the definiton is still a little foggy), Mattrad showed us that Robert Pattison is fucking allergic to pussy (yah the fuck right..if you are gay, say you are. Why lie..badly?), there is a Desiree Alliance Conference in Vegas this June, (which was Khym's cover story til LP fucked that up..thanks!) MP67 had great phone sex with a lady and made her cum (oohhhh, that's bringing the lost art of phone sex back...)and Platypus43 showed us the G-point mouse. (takes cyber sex to a whole new level...wtf???). Good to see we all can learn some new things..instead of learning how to insult each other.
12. We at HDH want to thank DC for getting laid and granting the GD board a day of amnesty. What did that mean? Anyone could post the most asinine off topic crap one could think of. (like that's any different from the usual bullshit people post everyday) We learned what everyone's favorite western was (we at HDH are suckers for Tombstone). Now, we at HDH are on a quest to get LP fracking laid. We want to send a special prayer of thanks to the Provider Goddess for sending a sacrificial provider to lay DC. Amen.
13. We actually have two contenders for the TMFI post of the week. The first one goes to mrfisher for his question about a therapy session instead of a fuck sessuon. A provider is so distraught at times..would you stay and try to talk to her, calm her down, be a good friend (and forgoe sex) or...what would you do? Has this happened to anyone else? Eh. We at HDH were..slightly puzzled by this thread until we smoked a lil bit, drank a lil bit..and then it all made sense!! (now we are sober again..and lost. sigh)
The second post goes to Ms Vanica who asked about a relationship type thing she has with someone. Once again, none of this made sense until we smoked (a lot this time), drank and just got completely shit faced. Is the GD board turning into a soap opera?? Isnt that what the Erotic Highway is for?? (Speaking of that..why is it called a highway??) So, in each thread, advice was given, ideas were hashed out..and we at HDH got completely fucked up (took us three days to sober up) just to figure out...what type of advice these two were exactly looking for?? Eh. To each their own...now, spark the L and pass it. We got next.
So, as always, we at HDH tried to cover the most interesting threads of this past week (FOUR FUCKING PAGES PEOPLE...WTF) and well, since we spent the night not sober and trying to sort thru all the carnage..we may have missed some. We apologize...but we dont mean it.
HAPPY HUMP DAY EVERYONE!!!
EOM