pregnant

i hear that you and Wilma had a little Bam Bam that resulted in Pebbles..

Nahhhhh, I pretty much can guess.

Is this going to be an accident....

or early retirement......

I know a guy who got mouse-trapped by a stripper that way.  A VERY sad story.  One night of BBFS - 18 years of child support payments.... which would be enough to finance a three hour threesome once a week... I am guessing it will cost him about a Million - which is the highest hourly rate I have ever heard of.  As it happens - he has the money but....  I am dead certain this has happened to others....

 It would probably be a lot tougher for a provider to do this successfully because of the number of potential daddies....  there are some interesting logistics issues....

Does she get a lawyer to subpoena a few dozen "john does"? or just "johns".
Do we all line up for DNA swabs.... and when a DNA sample from junior is available, the "lucky" winner gets to start stroking checks once a month.?

Now if she ran into Bill Gates or something - I expect there would be a temptation to save the rubber  and the "sample" inside for a turkey baster later.  

As it happens, I am infertile.  So.... I don't have anything to worry about - but you guys might want to consider a few precautionary steps to keep you out of this horror story.

1, Consider more mature providers - less interested in such games.  They may have already had children and know that child support is a tough way to make a living....
2. A vasectomy - cheap, fast and easy.
3. Think about taking the rubber with you...  yuck!  but... safety first....
4. If you have assets - STFU.
5. Avoid f*cking strippers.... just say no....
6. this is a case where low volume may not be a good thing....

A bit of schadenfreude is a good way to start the weekend for me...

Be safe out there.... remember you can't pay them to go away if they have your bun in the oven...