I prefer a tongue burn! Eat It Baby!

Eat it baby!

You know what sucks........????

Having to have a beard!

I do a soul patch; it's almost an egyptian at the moment. Sometimes a goatee, a reverse, and if I'm feeling self amused I may even sport mutton chops to break the monotony and annoy people I know.

I condition it, etc.... the grain (on my chin) lays the right way so it's not uncomfortable for her.

Now..........I do shave my jaw, neck, cheeks, etc.....the days before and of so that I am relatively smooth.

But my chin? forget it. If I shave my chin the barbs left over will send you flying to the ceiling like a cat off a hot tin roof.

If I shave daily, no matter the routine, blades, treatments, whatever............

It rips my face apart.

I do possess excellent shaving skills though and that can be quite the fun diversion for both.

Soothing and erotic......

I have no problem with a beard as long as it is nicely groomed and doesn't favor the above picture.Sometimes though a man's beard can almost fill like a cheese grater rubbing back and forth on my skin which is not a good feeling at all.I kind of like the goatee look or a small mustache.