TER General Board

Pre-Date Prep
Dr Who revived 748 reads
posted
1 / 19

Take a fucking shower...shave and be on time.  Bring enough of your pals Ben along and every hooker will pretend you're a "movie star" (that's for escalade)  LOL

Hit the gym because it's good for you?  The hookers don't give a rats ass what you look like.  Ask a few and they'll tell you the real story.

escalade1964 65 Reviews 699 reads
posted
2 / 19

It is different for me if it is a work day/night or weekend.  

I do prefer to get ready at my place directly before the date at her place.

Always need a glass of wine to calm my nerves no matter how many time I have seen her. LOL

I never eat, most of the day as I did that before and ended up with "gas" going in and out of her.

Ridgetucky 2 Reviews 822 reads
posted
3 / 19

*  Take a 20 minute warm bath to relax the muscles

*  Stretch for 10-15 minutes

*  Watch a fair amount of porn to get the "motor" running

*  Floss/brush/rinse then eat an apple (great way to clear the breath)

*  Listen to 15 minutes of white noise meditation  

*  On the car ride to the hotel/motel "chubb up" in the car.

*  Sitting in the parking lot go over MY LIST.  I would write down all the acts I wanted to do and try to memorize them.  Example (Tell her to bend over spread her ass cheeks and say stick your tongue in my mouth, etc.)

Alas, that's when I used to work from home many moons ago.  

Being in the office (having to sneak out) killed that routine.

Now I pop in a mint and show up ready 2 F---.

RT

Dr Who revived 679 reads
posted
4 / 19
SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 676 reads
posted
5 / 19

I'm always asked to do my routine before the appointment commences.

justanillusion 619 reads
posted
6 / 19

What color pushpins would you like to put up your list if you bring one? And pen or pencil to check acts off?

unlucky2 27 Reviews 186 reads
posted
7 / 19
DirtyJesus 600 reads
posted
8 / 19

If I happen to be cleaned up that day for some other reason, then I guess it's that provider's lucky day...

But typically, I don't ever wash my cock off between bareback sessions with multiple girls...

ChiefRedbeard 18 Reviews 580 reads
posted
9 / 19

I am well aware that if I am reasonably clean and have the Benjamins, all will go well.  Nonetheless, I do take extra time to ensure I am very clean.  I also choose clothing that makes me feel just a tad more sexy and that i feel looks nice.  This is not necessary for her, but is for me.  It is sort of pre foreplay.  Taking a dip in anticipation if you will.  It is also a sign of respect for the lady.  Respect is a mighy turn-on.

iliketofarm 564 reads
posted
10 / 19

Interesting diversity of responses. I stay fit, eat clean, make sure my hygiene is impeccable, dress like I care about myself, bring a treat, and otherwise am a gentlemen. I have yet to meet a provider who doesn't care about such things.

ROGM 574 reads
posted
11 / 19

I time myself between Sessions! For me it's about 10 to 14 days. I found that this Timeline works for me. When I see my Provider I mark it on my Calendar. This way I can figure out when I should call for my next Session. No Cialis or Viagra for me. Then there's the usual Clean Shave (at both ends) and Shower and making sure I don't need to use the restroom! I never eat anything about 12 hours before I see my Provider! So far she likes my Routine. Come on guys, your Provider does a lot for you. The least you could do is be Clean for her! Well this is the way I see things.

The_Mrs. 137 reads
posted
12 / 19
PhilAnderz 22 Reviews 345 reads
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13 / 19
cashorcredit 468 reads
posted
14 / 19

shave
bath
shower
mouthwash-gargle
double check the envelope

I wish there was an easier way to groom the crown jewels lol, but that's how I prep.

Crisis25 487 reads
posted
15 / 19

Eat pineapple for a few days beforehand. File nails smooth, shave and shower a just before heading out. Brush teeth, chapstick, cologne, clean clothes.

RedheadBombshell See my TER Reviews 453 reads
posted
16 / 19

Always wanted a signature phrase. Too lazy to create my own. May I borrow this Chief? You know I'm gonna steal it anyway.  
I think I have a lil crush on you. :-)
                                             Miz Pipsqueak

Posted By: cashorcredit
shave
bath
shower
mouthwash-gargle
double check the envelope

I wish there was an easier way to groom the crown jewels lol, but that's how I prep.  

cashorcredit 481 reads
posted
17 / 19

I knew there was a reason, I've always had a fondness for red-heads!!!  

Posted By: RedheadBombshell
Always wanted a signature phrase. Too lazy to create my own. May I borrow this Chief? You know I'm gonna steal it anyway.    
 I think I have a lil crush on you. :-)  
                                              Miz Pipsqueak

CaitlynKennedy See my TER Reviews 571 reads
posted
19 / 19

is smoke RIGHT before the session, then ask us to swallow~! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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