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Post shower
markp88 2 Reviews 4786 reads
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Hi, I was just wondering what guys usually wear (or don't) after they shower at an incall. Do you just head into the bedroom naked? Wrap a towel? Put boxers and shirt on? Ladies, is there something you prefer? What do most guys do?

TheVoiceOfReason 109 reads
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entirely on whether or not you have a boner.  If you have a boner, then go out completely naked.  If you don't have a boner yet but think that a short kiss like the one that you were greeted at the door with will get you going, then go out with just a towel.  If you might need more than a quick kiss, then put boxers on.  Common sense.  

-- Modified on 5/17/2020 2:34:27 AM

Silkstalkings 341 Reviews 101 reads
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Whenever I see a kgirl and we're finished and times is up I walk to the shower BUTT Naked. Why get dressed in boxers/bvd or a towel. Only 2 people in room are she and I and we already know what each others naked ass looks like? lol
Now, for a hx, escortaligator,pd,tryst and etc. I 100% take all my clothes with me to shower! These are where the shady girls are. Not all but many!

I have never ever been ripped off  by a kgirl from LA,SD,OC,SJ,SF,LV, Dallas,Austin, NYC,DC,ATL,NJ,Chi-town, and Toronto.

Even after leaving my clothes on chair or some even hang your shit up. Several times a girl told me I gave her an extra  
$40-60 when she counted it before I left. Even a booker text me saying I gave her more than entrance fee. I just say its for the girl.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 96 reads
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Christ, if I could arrive at her door naked, I would.

GaGambler 137 reads
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A "hard on" of course. lol

 
If I have showered alone I would hope that she still will have come into the bathroom to help dry me off once I have finished my shower so we'd still be coming into the bedroom together, but on the off chance that I am walking into the bedroom alone, thinking back on it, I guess I usually have a towel wrapped around me loosely as I don't plan on having it on for long.

GaGambler 167 reads
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and that goes for both the shower before, and the shower after. lol

 
I also agree that I have NEVER  EVER been ripped off by a K-girl. I know a lot of guys recommend only bringing the amount of the donation and enough extra to leave a tip, but I have ZERO worries about having an extra grand or two on me where it comes to K-Girls, their reputation is too important to risk it by ripping off a client. Now the "sketchy" girls you speak of, yeah, I don't ever leave them alone in a room with my wallet, but I see girls like that so rarely it's not really much of an issue

Kitty76 See my TER Reviews 117 reads
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Good Morning Everyone,  
  I always offer the guys (Clients) to shower & just come into my bedroom as they feel comfortable. So, If that Client feels like coming into my bedroom naked then do so. I always want my clients to feel 100% comfortable.

TheVoiceOfReason 125 reads
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a good test is if you come out of the shower after the first round with a boner and 15 minutes left.  If she is a keeper, then there is no way in hell that she is going to let you get out of there with a boner.  

vantheman666 11 Reviews 120 reads
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The lady and I are going to be in the nude for the majority of the date, anyway.

inicky46 61 Reviews 154 reads
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She doesn't, that's for sure. What other unimportant shit to you need validation on?

wrps07 101 reads
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Ready for fun and action.

1192967 45 Reviews 137 reads
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It depends on if it's in call or out call and if it's an independent or an agency. Agencies I used had an apartment with two or three rooms and two baths. If the lady I'm seeing is using the room without direct access to a bathroom I will wear a robe ( provided by agency ) to return to the bedroom since I'll have to be in a hall even if for just a few seconds. When seeing an independent who shares an in call I may have to do the same thing. If I have direct access to the room from the bathroom then I'm nekkid.  

 
When it's an out call I'll be nekkid coming from the bathroom since it's my place or a hotel. If she doesn't share her location I'll be nekkid.

 
Lewis Grizzard says naked means you don't have any clothes on. Nekkid means you don't have any clothes on and your up to something. 😁

Sheila Starr See my TER Reviews 130 reads
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Or what ever you prefer..

Surprize Me..

Kisses

markp88 2 Reviews 147 reads
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Jesus Fucking Christ!, inicky46, why do you even care why I care?

But, I'm asking just in case there's a particular etiquette. I had a situation recently where I came out of the shower naked and the provider seemed surprised. I think it was a situation where she intended to chat on the couch, have a drink, etc, but because of COVID, I went directly to the shower instead of doing that after the drink. Anyway, I'm asking because I'd like to make the providers I'm with comfortable. If you have an issue with that... well, I guess there's nothing I can do for you.

GaGambler 129 reads
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He hasn't been naked with a woman for years, so if you are asking "who cares?" He is the last person you want to ask.

 
And you are absolutely correct with your last statement "Well, I guess there is nothing I can do for you" truer words have never been spoken unless you have a time machine and you can set the clock back about twenty years for him.

36363jensen 4 Reviews 95 reads
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Left, right, middle, none just comb straight back....

Once I even spend the entire sessions trying to figure that out, kept changing the look, not liking or so trying a different one.

But she was really accommodating with that and in the end said she thought I looked hot sporting any of the looks.

inicky46 61 Reviews 148 reads
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As is usual with him, he has no clue of what he speaks. He is also the King of Counter-intuitive, meaning you should always assume the truth is the opposite of anything he says.

JackDunphy 119 reads
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He is just very old now and angry now. He has lost all interest in women and it's sad really. I use to mock him, but now it's just pure pity. Your OP and question were fine. No need to respond to the losers here.

inicky46 61 Reviews 117 reads
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Poor little snowflake posing as a know-it-all. Just not very well.

SexyKacy See my TER Reviews 117 reads
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GaGambler 50 reads
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MOST of us don't need you to tell us how to wash our asses, or "to" wash our asses,  and those that don't aren't going to listen to you anyhow. So all you are accomplishing is irritating those of us who already know how to wash our own ass, but if that's your goal, please don't let me stop you.

Silkstalkings 341 Reviews 137 reads
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He might be a former booty bandit? hahahaha

If not, whatever floats you're boat!

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 67 reads
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...put on clean underwear and never travel more than 30 minutes so I'm always fresh when I get there.  If she insists I take a shower, I'll rinse off but won't put on my underwear. What's the point, I'm just going to take them off again in a few minutes.  Many guys are like me and if they come from home after taking a shower and wearing clean underwear, I see nothing wrong with them putting their underwear on again if that's how they feel comfortable.  I defer to your experience but you're wrong to make such a broad generalization that all men have underwear that is "probably smelly."

 
But you're right if someone goes to see a provider after working all day.  He could take a shower but then it would be stupid to put back on the underwear he's worn for at least 8 hours.  They could never possibly as fresh as stepping out of a shower and it defeats the purpose of the shower.

 
Don't mind GaG.  He has to post asshole posts every so often or else he gets withdrawal symptoms.  And he was definitely being an asshole here, or just plain stupid, because his post had nothing to do with your post.  You simply didn't want the guys to put on the same underwear they wore before taking a shower.  You said nothing about "how" to wash our asses or whether "to" wash our asses.  Underwear could get "smelly" simply from wearing them for 8 hours or more.  Maybe GaG has never heard of "sweaty balls."  

 
From his knee-jerk reaction to your post, I'd say GaG has "stank ass" problems himself.  He's probably left his share of skid marks over the years.  GaG is an idiot...or an asshole...or both.  I say both.  Let's see if he's man enough to apologize to you for his imbecilic post.  Somehow I doubt it.

-- Modified on 5/18/2020 2:12:58 PM

WICardinalfan 55 reads
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GaGambler 52 reads
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I don't know exactly when you turned into a MHB, but somewhere along the line...

 
For the record, I didn't see a single response from a guy on this thread, including myself, that said he put his smelly drawers back on after taking a shower.

 
Personally I plan on having a session tomorrow after playing golf, and not only will I not be putting my smelly shorts after my shower when arriving, I don't plan on putting those same smelly shorts, or the same smelly shirt on even AFTER the session. I plan on bringing a change of both shorts and shirt because like most grown ass men, I care about my hygiene and I don't need my mommy telling me to wear clean shorts. lol

devindavette See my TER Reviews 69 reads
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after a shower. Not a lot but it does happen.

I usually just make sure to tell my date "you can hang your clothes here and just come out in the towel".  Unless he's a total raisin brain (like you know who) they totally know how to operate like a grown man.

GaGambler 70 reads
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It's like taking advice about hygiene from a guy with dead fish breath. Thanks, but no thanks

gentleguy1020 38 Reviews 100 reads
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gentleguy1020 38 Reviews 100 reads
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impposter 49 Reviews 45 reads
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Posted By: devindavette
Unless he's a total raisin brain (like you know who) they totally know how to operate like a grown man.

Hpygolky 233 Reviews 112 reads
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I/we come out naked, I then sit on the bed and get dressed.

MasterZen 34 Reviews 115 reads
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If we shower together, then nekkid it is!  

If I am the one showering, then I prefer a towel.

To be clear, I drape the towel across my shoulders. Just to be different.  ;)

useyrhead 4 Reviews 106 reads
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If I’m showering by myself, I wear a towel when I come out. If it’s a small towel, it goes over my shoulders just as you describe.

To me, having my “date” take off the towel is like a signal that we’re OK to play. Odd. I know. But it’s the little things. ;)

impposter 49 Reviews 56 reads
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jaydalee See my TER Reviews 98 reads
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I do not have a preference on what they are wearing when they get out of shower.
Most come out in a towel wrapped around and some nude.
I once had a guy come in immediately shower and then completely dress before coming out of the bathroom.
I asked why was he dressed.He said he didn't know if it was proper etiquette to come out nude I guess he had an issue with someone about that.
As long as he is nice and fresh just come out naked unless it is a cocktail/dinner date where we are leaving the room.

haydenhightower 115 reads
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I don't care what you wear or don't wear out of the shower, but PLEASE, have enough manners to not leave a water trail throughout my incall, or soaking wet towels on the furniture:)

SexyKacy See my TER Reviews 131 reads
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MasterZen 34 Reviews 102 reads
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making sure I leave no water trail, but you'll have to decide where to place the towel when you take it off of me. ;)

MP67 11 Reviews 107 reads
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Fuck. I don't get the argument There was times we met, hung out, gambled and drank then went upstairs to fuck.

Or were in the room already, hung out and talked, then fucked.

Or I showed up and the drawers hit the floor faster than the gift hit the counter.  

And sometimes I even said, 'I gotta hit the shower', and they said 'fuck no! You don't need it!'  

Unless the clown is a smelly mess, this whole thread is lost on me...

Kitty76 See my TER Reviews 104 reads
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For me that means more $$$$MONEY$$$$, because that's another session.

MP67 11 Reviews 122 reads
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Uh, I have a very real problem with some clown fucking with one of my brothers.  

If you like, we could go behind the gym so I could knock you on your ass and pummel you till you cry like the bitch you are...

Just say when...

GaGambler 149 reads
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and sometimes the truth hurts, I didn't want to admit it either, I don't know if it's old age or TDS, but sad to say "your brother" and mine is NOT the guy we once knew.  

 
Just look at his posts over the last several months if you doubt me, He and I have always kidded with each other on the boards and in person, but do you see any sign that he is "kidding" when he talks to me or about me lately? Angry and bitter are a couple of words that come to mind, but kidding? No fucking way, he means every word he says about me right now which is really kind of sad, but it is what it is. He's not the first or the last friend I have lost to TDS.

 
One other thing, I know you "lean right" I would suggest you refrain from talking politics with him, or I guarantee you he'll turn on you too.

inicky46 61 Reviews 116 reads
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First of all, you're the one who changed. Into a hostile, supercilious, arrogant (OK, you were ALWAYS arrogant) unfriendly dickhead who has no clue how to behave like a friend. TDS will do that to someone like you.
Second, I DO talk politics with Mikey. But, unlike you, he's smart enough not to turn on me like a snake. We disagree civilly and then talk about other stuff.
 YOU OTOH are not capable of that. You and your little friend are the ones who stomped off in a hissy fit. So maybe you should stop making guarantees regarding shit about which you know ZERO. Then again, why start now?
So it is what it is. And that's fine with me. I actually prefer it this way. You may find it "kind of sad," but I don't.
Now go look in the mirror. If you can stand it.
As always, you are the classic pot calling the kettle black. That's called hypocrisy.
PS to Mikey: Please don't bother threatening Hack. We both know that's silly and I can certainly handle his weak-assed excuse for a game.

JackDunphy 130 reads
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Does Laffy know?

 
Next time Nick swallows, I will call for you to wipe his chin. I am sure you will cherish the job and be first in line like the good little bitch you are. ;)

JackDunphy 109 reads
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Total blockhead who first resorts to violence and Nick is forced to back him off. I wonder if Mikey is on a leash and housebroken too?

 
Nick is on Team Laffy now but its YOU that changed. Whatever you say Nick. lol

 
Yes, TDS totally changed Nick. He lost his appetite for women and his sense of humor. He used to trash and demean Laffy all the time so does anyone think Laffy changed? No, no one. Nick moved to Laffy and it's terribly sad Nick can't or won't admit it.  

 
Old losers whose time is up never do.

inicky46 61 Reviews 121 reads
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I can think of SO many reasons why but I suspect you finally figured out what a total loser you are.
Now go put on your tiara,  honey.

inicky46 61 Reviews 109 reads
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Someone please sponge GaGa's splooge from Hack's chin.  You know where to find him....

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 119 reads
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towels in a washing machine.  No need to shower them.  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 47 reads
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telling you the hygiene horror stories.  Its to see if you will take a hint.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 111 reads
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over your shoulders all you want, but you still won't be able to fly.

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 55 reads
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Mostly I shower just before heading to the session and put on clean undies.  However for the occasions where I shower at the session, I come out wearing a towel, so wouldn't bother putting on my undies.  However, they are unlikely to be "smelly" since they have probably been on me less than 45 minutes after the home shower.
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On the few occasions where I have been driving for a long time (me one of our TER ladies when I drove through Chicago on the way to NYC from Minneapolis) I showered, of course.  Or sometimes I'll have a session after a days work, and then shower on arrival.  I can't vouch for my undies then.  But wouldn't put them on after a shower because I came to get naked and that seems like a step in the wrong direction.

gentleguy1020 38 Reviews 64 reads
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This reminds me an incident in LA. Last September I was passing through LAX and got a K girl for a quick session. By my physiology I don’t sweat much and I am a germaphobe so I clean myself all the time. So even after a transatlantic flight when I come off the plane I am fresh like morning flower. Biz class helps too.
Anyway she says how clean I was when she heard I just got off a flight and didn’t get a shower ... she blurted out “you smell” sooo goood .. and went to town on me. ...
Later the topic of hygiene came up again ... she told me she had an older client with bad breath - so disgusting! But one visit she was surprised (I perked up May be the guy got his breath fixed) ... no ... as he started kiss she smelt man’s cum in his mouth... evidently he was sucking cock before he came over. Lightly surprised I asked who was the guy? But I really didn’t care. She told me she didn’t know his name but remembered his TER handle was peculiar and she remembered it had Lion! And that’s that I forgot the whole thing ... who cares if lion sucks cock!

But it just clicked on me today it could very well be you CDL. I get an impression you’re good in that act and so proved. I am impressed with memory ... ;)

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 39 reads
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I'm unaware of any Kgirls working around LAX.  Who was the booker?  Who was the girl?  (I know there will be crickets on this one.)

 
This is not the first discussion board where you seem  obsessed with sucking off another man and eating his cum. This is classic projection.  Why not just come out of the closet?  We've all figured it out anyway.  

MP67 11 Reviews 99 reads
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My man! The thing is what mrfisher says is true. I've been in his house and he's been in mine.  

That crazy bastard is totally content with his deal, meaning, it's his world and we just live in it!

gentleguy1020 38 Reviews 46 reads
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anyway what do you mean by “we figured”? Who is we?
You mean you needed more than one heads to do the figuring? I understand ... since your iq is zero you needed some help. That’s cool 😎

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 65 reads
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This will be crickets and you know it.  You'll hide out until this thread moves off the first page, then breathe a sigh of relief.  

 
The "we" is the guys on the P &  R board that are constantly bombarded with you and Laffy talking about dicks, cock-sucking, eating jizz, etc.  I can bring links over here if  you say you don't ever talk about that.

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 67 reads
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...you sure as hell can't take it.  Look at this thread - you attacked gentleguy FIRST by questioning his hygiene.  He came back with a quite detailed, creative story about you having cum in your mouth.  He ran circles around your hygiene crack.

 
So you replied very angrily - "I'm unaware of any Kgirls working around LAX" (I'm Cur-de-Liar, KING of the K-fanboys!  I know ALL the K-Girls!)  Then you lost your shit by grilling him like a cop - "Who was the booker?  Who was the girl?"  (Tell me right now).

 
You were busting balls when you made your "hygiene" crack.  gentleguy "loughed" it off and busted your balls right back.  But you can't take a joke just like you can't tell a joke so you thought he was serious and DEMANDED to know who the booker and the girl were.  Pathetic.

 
And of course, since you're Cur-de-LIAR, you lied about what gentleguy said.  You said: "This is not the first discussion board where you seem  obsessed with sucking off another man and eating his cum."  Gentleguy didn't say HE did it.  He said YOU were sucking cock and had cum in YOUR mouth.  Why are you so obviously lying when anyone can read it for himself?  Are you that much of a pathological liar?

You made your "hygiene" crack SEVEN DAYS after gentleguy's post.  Why?  You had no reason to attack him.  And when he busted you on the "we" in "We've all figured it out anyway," you lamely claimed it was the guys on the P&R board.  I got news for you - this is the General board.  If you're butt hurt from getting your ass kicked on P&R, don't bring it here.  Other people have complained about P&R leaking onto other boards.  Your attack on gentleguy is a great example of that.

 
Maybe you're trying to be like GaGambler and JackDunphy.  In this thread they also drag their P&R differences onto this board.  inicky46 disagreed with the OP and GaG and Jack jumped in to defend the OP, who was doing OK on his own.  The only reason they did it was political, to attack inicky46.  They both mentioned "TDS" - Trump Derangement Syndrome.  What happens on the P&R board, stays on the P&R board.  That's why TER Admin renamed it "The Zoo" on April Fool's Day.

 
Now let's see if you can reply without bringing in P&R or the K-girl board and without hurling insults like calling me a "bottom" or saying I have "dead fish breath."  I don't think you can do it.  You aren't smart enough and you have no game.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 62 reads
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still has me living rent-free in his head.  Its been a while since you had a massive melt-down like this.  Sounds like you know genitalia-guy is full of bullshit and you are butt-hurt that I exposed him, just like I exposed you on multiple occasions.  Until you can get me out of your head, I will continue to  give you melt-downs.  Not much of a life for you, buy hey, its all you've got.  

 
I was on vacation for seven days, and GaG can tell you I told him at the beginning that I would be off all of the boards except the Kgirl board for a week while my  Kgirlfriend and I enjoyed the Hawaiian sunshine.  I posted here one day in the middle of the week just to show I was not the new alias, NickeatsLaffy, or whatever it was, because they were throwing my name around.  So yeah, it took me SEVEN DAYS.  So what, Mr.-can't-get-it-up-and-so-that's-why-you're-not-getting-any-pussy?  

 
You have reacted in a way that makes it seem like you have a "special" interest in gentile-gay.  Is he your new top?  Why is you it ONLY you can call someone out for bullshit?  Its because you have no self-awareness, except your acceptance that you are a loser as a monger and as a man.  We all know its a bullshit story, and the way he retreated proves it.  

-- Modified on 6/1/2020 2:18:08 AM

WICardinalfan 33 reads
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I seem to remember...and it has been a while....that you watched me when I showered.  I was a bit self conscious at first, but got over it.  Makes no sense putting on anything after a moment like that.  Sexy as hell IMHO.

However, I just keep remember that Seinfeld episode about Good Naked and Bad Naked.  A naked lady is one thing. A naked, over the hill, greying old guy is another.  

Miss you Lex.

mrposition 10 Reviews 91 reads
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...i've found that wearing just a smile goes a long way....

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