In light of the death of Bin Ladin, how about we celebrate? Osama is getting his 72 virgins, so I want mine. Well, I'm not going to get greedy. Two or three would suffice for the time being. Let's get 72 virgins on the Board to volunteer their innocence to the first 69 guys who respond (after my three). All you virgins volunteering please PM me, attaching a photo and a list of activities you are interested and willing to engage in. I will screen accordingly. When I'm approaching the 72 number I will start another posting for the guy volunteers, so hang tough for a bit.
Lovely young thing helped me celebrate while on the road, partied with my buddies from other states, now back home and got another celebration planned!
When he got to the Pearly Gates, George Washington was there to meet him with a slap in the face. So were Patrick Henry, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, and each heaped scorn, punches in face, kness in the balls, baseball bats over the head, etc. When he appealed to the Angels that this wasn't the 72 virgins and 15 little boys he was promised, they reminded him not confuse virgins with Virginians. As for his final disposition, I imagine that Satan is laughing at him for his stupidity, and welcoming him to hell with a fire party. What the hell, misery loves company...
There are billions virgins gnawing at him at the bottom of the sea.
Posted By: chiseler84
In light of the death of Bin Ladin, how about we celebrate? Osama is getting his 72 virgins, so I want mine. Well, I'm not going to get greedy. Two or three would suffice for the time being. Let's get 72 virgins on the Board to volunteer their innocence to the first 69 guys who respond (after my three). All you virgins volunteering please PM me, attaching a photo and a list of activities you are interested and willing to engage in. I will screen accordingly. When I'm approaching the 72 number I will start another posting for the guy volunteers, so hang tough for a bit.
Killing Bin Ladin was the equivalent of killing Hitler...the organization is likely to whither away without it's charismatic leader. Plus that, he did not go out fighting, but rather cowering in a corner, and letting his wife get shot. What a detestable piece of shit...murdering monster he was, but courageous warrior? Not!
It doesn't matter, because Al Queda will create some myth about how he died that will protray him as heroic. As for me, I can't figure out why he didn't already have a gun when the SEALs burts in. He had enough time to get one. So the coward explanation works for me.
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