As I was on vacation and overeating
This will make sense in a minute trust me.
I got to thinking about an Atlanta Provider I saw back in 2006. Believe me when I tell you this woman's reviews are very accurate.
She was off the charts freaky (brought extremely large dildos, squirted like a pint, wanted finger in the A--, told me a couple days before she had 3 guys simultaneously fuck her, after our session was over took a phone call from her boyfriend and told me to not talk because her BF did not know she was a Provider, then proceeded to stay even longer after our time was up and told me this weird story about how she wanted to hookup with her neighbor and fuck him and all she wanted was for him to buy her dinner).
But that's not the weird part - go figure. She told me that she had - had an eating disorder in the past.
And I thought winner winner chicken dinner (no pun intended - Really). That's like the fourth or fifth time I have been with or heard about chicks with eating disorders and they all have CRAZY sexual lives.
Trust me I speak from experience. My wife had a mild eating disorder as a teen and when we first met she loved to fuck like crazy. Well not really crazy but crazy enough for a mild eating disorder. If she had a severe disorder then I would have lucked out and wouldn't have to spend $$$ on Providers!!!!!
So, I posit again how many providers have eating disorders?
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RT Says - I personally have a desire to have dinner with a Provider then watch her "give it all up" in the bathroom. Then have hot crazy sex. Will probably have to get that experience in NYC, Vegas or LA. But that's another story for another time
that would prevent her form buying her own food, and wanting to fuck just for food..
You and Udo weren't barebacking in Philippines, were ya?
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Ridgetucky was shopping at Sam's Club for cases of whipped cream to use before peeing on "white women" while wearing a ski mask and then writing "slut" or "whore" on their butt cheeks with his wife's lipstick.
You should have grown up with my friends.
You wouldn't have to pay either.
But you would sort of be a rapist.
Let me ask you a question?
How do you feel after you puke?
Do you want to jump into the sack, and fuck right after that?
Do you want to taste it on her lips?
To me that is not sexy.
But to each his own
I personally think you are a sick fuck.
God save the poor ladies you ask that of
Like his pal, Udo, tucky has gotten more creative with this one. Yes, it's gross and stupid, but at least he's making an effort to stretch and find more ludicrous shit to "throw up" on the board. And with the apparent demise of The Dungbeetle, we need a few good trolls to whack around, don't we?
Besides, something like this actually happened to me a couple of years ago. I was with a provider who prided herself on her DT abilities, but began to choke whilst trying to get all of my manhood down her throat. She excused herself, went to the bathroom and I could hear barfing sounds. She quickly returned and, doggone, she et the whole thang!
Oops! Ridgetucky just splooged on his keyboard
I go well beyond her tonsils. But I can't take credit for inducing the puking. She did that herself with her sweet little fingers. And, man did she give great head! Sloppiest BBBJ ever.
So, your wife is NOT a hooker and still had an eating disorder thus proving how dumb this post is. It's not hookers, it's women in general. Most women have had some type of eating disorder at one point in their lives, and it is usually not only one. We go weeks and pig out, throw up, or not eat all and just party. So fking what. Has nothing to do with how much we fk, you shit for brains retard! Granted, women in the public eye are more concerned about their body, but it has nothing to do with how much sex they have. As if. It has more to do with being seen by a larger number of people in print or film.
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with you?
I have tried the stick and the carrot and NEITHER seems to work - sigh
But here is one we can try - OK
Why don't I come down to that swampland you call Nulins and we get a big box of those stupid rolls with sugar dumped on top.
Then I have you eat the whole box and we see what pops up!!!!
It's going to be hot girl
1) It's pronounced "Nawlins."
2) Those "rolls" are called beignets. It's pronounced "ben-yays."
You're welcome, dummy.
Here's another tip. Don't call them crawfish. Call 'em mudbugs. Learn how to suck the head. Then maybe you'll throw up and London can piss on you
OMG, that shit was funny! I don't like Beignets all that much to be honest, but I do eat every kind of seafood you can think of, and in every way possible lol. And, you dumb fker, Ridge...I don't live in the swamp. It's called a lake, and it's bigger than many stretch of beaches I have seen. You are talking about Bayou Country which is actually further south....yes, there is actually life in those parts.
Don't see any correlation between eating disorders and libido. You're right, this is a dumb post but so are most of the posts on this board, lol.
I suggest it be administered by London with a 12" strap-on.
Probably not. Believe me there are lot of them and eating disorder is not confined to providers or they are providers.
Was your wife a provider?
You make some grossly inaccurate generalization based your 1 or 2 experiences.
I have seen more droopy man boobs, massive bellies and yes cellulite on men than I care to admit. And I am not talking just about clients. I am talking in general.
And read a piece online that says eating disorders among guys are on the rise. Hmmm, maybe they are now under the same pressure to look better and are doing what some women have been doing to attain that. Gotta love equality!
