You know, when do you look at a provider or an ad and think "something's not right here".  Doesn't have to be LE related but something that makes them seem a bit off or outside the norm at least for your preferences.

Is it with BP/CL ads (the answer here should be yes, if it isn't for you)?

Another type of ad?

Is it when a girl advertises too much or uses particular language in her ads?  For me, the ads WiTH the KrazY PunctuATIOn and HTML symbols that are an immediate no-go.

What about when a provider doesn't have a personal website but is on P411 and TER?

What about when she has no reviews on TER but does have reviews on other sites?

Just curious here but really want to hear from you all.

Poor grammar, punctuation and syntax will cause me to look elsewhere.  The bar is not very high - I am not expecting great literature - community college is just fine.

In my opinion, if a provider can't be bothered to write some decent marketing copy, they are not taking their profession seriously.    I like sane professionals who are running a business.  My assumptions (and experience so far) are  

1  They keep their commitments.
2. They understand the value of customer satisfaction.
3. They have something to lose and therefore understand discretion.  

Further, I book longer sessions and I will talk to the ladies - especially between bouts; some reasonable ability to hold a conversation is required.  I have found that there are intelligent women in the business who are interesting to talk to as well as pound the mattress with;  no reason to waste my time with those who aren't.

PS - the crazy punctuation and HTML symbols just drive me insane..... but I do understand that there is apparently a market for guys who never made it out of high school...  Oddly those ads often mention that the provider is "classy"....  

Life Tip: Someone who says that they are "classy" - is not.

Mongo,

Your Life Tip at the bottom is spot on!

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I get turned off when the gal strikes an attitude that she is doing you a big favor if she lets you see her, rather than vice versa.

That kind of snob marketing is a turn off for me, but I suppose it works for some people.

I've borrowed this saying a hundred times, but it's so good it bears repeating

"I will beg for pussy, and I will pay for pussy, but I will NOT beg to pay for pussy"

Words to live by for every non BSU whore monger.

If their BP ad says "100% guaranteed", "I'll do everything", or "For the absolute best experience", I look elsewhere.  Also if it says "Only in town for a few days" and I search and they have had ads for several weeks in the same area.

I can't back this up with any particular reasoning but exceedingly poor grammar scares me away.

My ATF does this. Not sure why. I've even told her that replacing letters with symbols ruins being able to search for her. She just thinks it lokos cool.

Where provider is spoken of in the third person, or using to much street slang e.g. "She's a real dime piece"

The ad states "No black men"

Contains certain types of photos such as

I read that the belief is that the symbols make it more difficult to do a fast Google search because the symbols have to be removed  ... go figure.