Dear Sirs,

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, while at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslim men would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings and the airline industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Bush think of this?  Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

Of course to be politically correct, they would have to hire nude male Stewarts.  Then the flights would be swamped with Muslim men.

Only one problem.  A few of the 9/11 hijackers were regularly seen at strip clubs in SD.  Maybe if you are a "Muslim Martyr" in training you need to get ready for all of those virgins you will get when you meet up with Allah!?

If everybody only practiced what they preach!