OK, your endless pleading and wheedling  and entreaties have broken down the resistance and patience of your civvie SO.  She agrees to anal -- on the condition that afterward she takes a stap-on to your tight little bunghole.  She promises plentiful amounts of lube in the bargain.

Deal or no deal?   Why or why not?

Made ya look!

BSOUTOP = Big Stiff One Up The Old Pooper

Should I ask to get that one added to the Newbie manual??

C_K

If you like it, bring it on home.

Sounds like fun. I wish my wonderful wife of 26 years was more open to experimentation. But hey she will take me any time any day in any position other than oral and anal. I should not complain.

Only she didn't tell me that her strap-on was a divorce lawyer.

of course, divorce lawyers are so slimy, you don't need a lot of lube....

sadly I did not even get to perform anal on her... only the shaft up my ass... leaves a kinda hurtin feeling inside.... I feel a country song a commin on....

She left me oh so harshly with my hart impaled upon tha wall
When I met her, it never seemed that she would let me fall...

I loved her for her sweetness and her beauty...
and would wait breathlessly for her to call...

But then it was over after she bagan to cheat on me
But I was so blinded by my love that I could not see

We had such a great family that I loved and shared with all

She put the shaft where it never should be.

refrain....  

Bwahahahaha!!!

Send me pics. Just teasing.

That's a pretty shitty deal, but any guy who would ask the same of me will get the same answer. You first! haha.

Katie

or throw up or something like that.

I'm a guy, what do I know about emotions?

and screwed if you don't.

Catch 22?

Well, you either want a piece of rubber shoved up your ass or you don't!  If you don't then just go pay a provider who does anal and be done with it. If you DO than I guess you are all set!

I enjoy a good prostate massage but that's about it as far as what goes up my butt...

You first... Tell me if you liked it and I'll definitely consider it!!  Haha

I love anal stimulation, it is intense and pleasurable.  Now if I could only get her to feel the same way.....

...ask my mistress.

http://mistressindeep.com/indexv.html

It doesn't sound like she anticipates sexual pleasure from the strap-on, only revenge for taking it up the butt.  That's not what a relationship is supposed to be about.

If she had approached you about this in a different context (because she wanted to try it) then that would be different.

not worth it -

xo lisa

Greek not a big deal for me, anyway...as for her returning the favor, would pass.  Just keep seeing providers...

You don't know where else that strap-on has been. And it was probably made in China and loaded with lead and carcinogens.

i must beg your apologies IN ADVANCE, as the following traffics in the worst type of stereotype :

made in China?  i think i can that w/o too much problem!