Sounds like the perfect topic for Alex Lieberman's next column

Only she has the wit and writing skills to mine all the comic possibilities in that one.

Well, I only see one client a day.  But I still have had moments where the last thing I could handle emotionally was a client.  And yet I had someone scheduled and couldn't back out.  Those are usually the moments when I appreciate my clients the most.  Either it's a chance to leave my worries aside, or the client himself is so lovely I'm glad I made the effort.

I never overbook just so that I won't be tired by the end of the day. Is it because a particular guy was difficult? That would be the only reason honestly why I would be tired at day's end.

Simple. I avoid the problem entirely by taking no more than 2 appointments a day

When I first started providing, I had a bit of a kid in the candy store thing going on. I was living in Topeka, and would make 2-3 day trips to KC to work. My first time visiting KC, I went a little overboard with bookings. I *thought* I had booked 4 appiontments, but screwed up and booked 5. Remembering times in the past when I and whoever I was seeing at the time spent more or less an entire Saturday or Sunday boinking our brains out, I thought 4 seemed a reasonable number.

After straightening out the scheduling snafu that landed me 5 bookings instead of 4, 10 pm rolls around and its time for my last appointment. Apparently, gone were the days when I could boink non stop for hours because after 4 appointments, I was one very tired lady. I remember praying that my last gentleman friend would be of a modest size or perhaps even a bit smaller. No such luck of course. To say that he was packing an anaconda would be an understatement. Somehow though, we managed to get along just fine, I had a great time, so did he, and 4 years after I started this business, I still see him. NOT after 4 appointments though! LOL I learned my lesson. I scaled down to 3 a day for a while, then scaled back to no more than 2 which suits me fine.

I contrast my preference with a lady friend who told me that once upon a time, she averaged 8 bookings a day. Somehow, even at that number, she managed to get stellar reviews. My hat and my garters are off to her. I simply could not do it. How she was able to muster the same level of energy and enthusiasm for the last booking as she had for the first booking is beyond me. But her reviews were consistently excellent, so clearly it didn't matter whether a gent was the first or the last - she still sent them on their way with a smile.

Is it better to have a "dick to face" or a "face to dick"?

I think I'll take the latter.

I think of all the money I've made today and will make with the next appointment and

and regardless of the money meeting somebody new is always exciting, will there be chemistry? Will he be nice and interesting? Will he be super good in bed? Will he be dorky and adorable? But I mean during the "dick in the face" or blow jobs as I call them I am thinking about what bills I can now pay and if how much I can put into the saving pile for new car etc. I do however try to avoid putting myself in a situation where I would be unable to act over my tiredness. I love Alex she is real, and of course I don't really expect you guys to be amused by her she is kinda talking shit about you guys.