TER General Board
I actually had to look at the new site to verify that it says the same stuff at the top of the page as "the real site", aka classic. Sure enough, it still says that no ads are to be posted here. There have always been a few, but lately it seems that I blast about 20/day. Additionally, I've moved way to many posts to other boards. I'm close to going postal, and leaving you guys in the hands of bad cop mod GaGambler.
Please pay attention to where you're posting, and read the link below if necessary. I'm open to questions, but frankly I'm likely to just delete anything that doesn't belong here, instead of trying to fix them.
I hate to be a whiny bitch, but I've been deprived of meaningful sex for a couple days now, and it makes me cranky. 
BFE, limited time only, pic included.
Ladies, for a limited time, I am offering the ultimate Boyfriend experience. I have the following packages available:
Two hour incall introduction
I will walk around your place in my underwear and scratch my butt with your remote control, fail to notice when you get your hair done or dress nice and make you fetch me endless beers until I pass out on your couch.
Threesome and more.
If you wish to extend our time together, I’ll invite my slob friends over and let you make us snack foods while we watch football and fail to thank you. We will discuss totally improper things in front of you and they will make sexist comments about your butt while I do absolutely nothing about it.
Ultimate dinner date.
Romance beyond your wildest dreams. Our evening will start with a romantic dinner for two at a Hooters or Steak and Shake location of your choice. If you fail to pick us up a waitress, we will proceed to the opera house where I will complain about not understanding Italian and fall asleep half way through the opening aria, snoring like a chainsaw and embarrassing you to no end. I may get in a fight while leaving and vomit on my opponent.
Please call for rates. As you can imagine, my availability is very limited. In order to give you the attention you deserve, I only book 12 appointments a day.
I will cum to you !
Or, are you saying you haven't had any sex, of any kind, whatsoever