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lungman 10 Reviews 1797 reads
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The men who take those beautiful photos of you ladies, WELL, they have to get very HORNY.
Question. Do they have benefits, as in, some free nookie???

SinCitySinner1016 reads

But the question is, can your lame ass even afford a professional camera?

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lungman1039 reads

I am so glad you asked Curly Q.

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
But the question is, can your lame ass even afford a professional camera?

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London Rayne1151 reads

They make their living that way, and free ass does not pay the bills. Now, I know of a local hobbyist who trades quite often, and he is also broke. Every time he reviews someone, his credibility is questioned because no one knows if she fked him for free. Who would write a bad review of a free date?

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lungman977 reads

Hell London, i'm already broke............ya ready for a photo shoot. :)

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London Rayne1059 reads

Posted By: lungman
Hell London, i'm already broke............ya ready for a photo shoot. :)

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lungman1083 reads

ok :(   :)

Posted By: London Rayne
 
   
Posted By: lungman
Hell London, i'm already broke............ya ready for a photo shoot. :)

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lungman883 reads

Hey, wait a minute....retire???
Who am I gonna stalk when your gone??  
Angel gave me the boot, now you!!
Why dear lord oh why?

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Back_In_Black1133 reads

But the bigger issue I have with them is the Photoshop pics . In some cases ridiculous. The better photographers keep the pics more real. Some pics from so called pros just suck , and who gas that cup chair the girls sit in ? Thats fucking stupid. And the ass photos ? If she has a nice one okay , but most should pass.

Posted By: lungman
The men who take those beautiful photos of you ladies, WELL, they have to get very HORNY.  
 Question. Do they have benefits, as in, some free nookie???

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Back_In_Black916 reads

I'm just glad its not a one if those spastic pics !!!!  This I can deal with . Time will tell , I say let's play ? And just imagine what his pics would look like ? A portfolio of vaginas ? She'll beat him up !!

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lungman941 reads

I like em big!!!

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SinCitySinner792 reads

Does this man have any self respect?

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inicky46865 reads

His problem is he's so totally lacking in game he makes himself look so foolish as to invite abuse.  Thus the "no respect" persona.  Too bad he's not as funny as this guy was

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lungman920 reads

+1  inicky
  0  lungma

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inicky46941 reads

From faux tough guy to pathetic doormat.  The latter suits him better.  Too bad he's not as good-looking as this guy

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lungman938 reads

I found my next prey.

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inicky461149 reads

a douchebag photographer, like this clown.  Dream big, dungy.  Trouble is, even in your dreams you are a douchebag

Related Link: http://thedirty.com/2012/05/beware-of-this-photographer-douchebag/

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69EType1081 reads

I worked as a professional photographer for 30 years, and did Snap On calendars and some other T&A work. It wasn't my bread and butter, but I can speak to the question with experience.

I never got aroused while doing the shoots, except once. I had a job to do, and do it well. That requires concentration. The other shooters I know who did similar work approached it with the same attitude.  

Depending upon the client, my daily rate was about the same as most providers (I didn't do hourly rates).  

My current provider is going to be having new photos done. It crossed my mind to offer my services, but I wouldn't do an exchange, as one of us would likely feel short-changed. I'd charge my regular fees, and pay her regular fee

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inicky46872 reads

Whatever will he do to get laid now?

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spinman911101 reads

That's how'd I'd go about it one girl suggest I be a photographer lol. I know if I did the I'd rather the money because I can use it for other things or I can use it to hobby I like having options.

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69EType887 reads

If I did the photography for my current provider, I'm certain the money would wind up back in an envelope for her. But if we agree on a price for my service, and we already know her rates, there should be no notions that someone is being taken advantage of. I haven't even broached the subject with my provider, though, as I'm sure she'd balk at the idea of paying a photographer more per hour than she charges. ;) (Never mind that I had a national reputation, whereas she doesn't).

If I was doing photography for a different provider, it's very likely I would rather use my payment to book with my usual, so there would be no point in doing a trade.  

As for the whole notion of getting turned on while shooting, I remember an article in a trade magazine years back about the shooter who did the centerfold photos for Playboy. He was an older gentleman, and a true professional. He was married for a gazillion years, and his wife had no problems or jealousy with what he did.

My ex never had a problem with me doing the shoots, either. She knew I was faithful, and that the girls were beautiful.  

My former sales rep, though, did have a problem. He was a lounge lizard type, and tried hitting on one of the Sport Illustrated swimsuit models as he drove her to the airport. She shut him down really quickly when she told him she was dating Prince (this was the very early 1990's).

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macdaddy19441110 reads

i would love to trade places with Aldo Antonio..i would not need any free nookie..just being around these gorgeous women would be more than enough for me..

Posted By: lungman
The men who take those beautiful photos of you ladies, WELL, they have to get very HORNY.  
 Question. Do they have benefits, as in, some free nookie???

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no_email1023 reads

Obviously you fail to understand the concept of self restraint

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Back_In_Black894 reads

Needed pics and didn't have the cash . In one of my businesses , girls tried offering sex for jobs and certain perks . They were ALWAYS turned down . Don't shit where u eat !

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lungman1025 reads

Oh, I beg to differ, I practice "self restraint" every day.

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BizzaroSuperdude864 reads

one set in particular was professional grade... the gal sent them in to playboy - and got a contract... go figure.

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inicky46945 reads

I took some pix of a provider and she put one of them up on her web site.

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BizzaroSuperdude881 reads

but with the ubiquitous nature of cell phone cameras, it is kind of difficult to avoid.  Do I do it a lot - no, and I always ask permission.  One lady is totally ok with still photos, but no movies, while another sends me movies!!!  

One provider I know uses some of the photos I took of her, at her request specifically for her web site, but unfortunately, my photographic skills are not really that good, as she is better looking than I captured... and I know it but she was ok with the results, I was not.

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inicky461077 reads

The provider in question told me she needed new pix on her site and asked me to bring my camera. I also told her to get some new pro pix because the ones she had don't do her justice.
I have another friend who loves to have her pix taken but insists it be done with her camera phone.  Then she sends you the ones she wants you to have.
Her favorite is of her sucking my cock, just having risen up with a foot-long rope of drool connecting her smiling mouth to the tip of my cock.  Priceless!

-- Modified on 8/2/2013 4:19:59 PM

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inicky46991 reads

the picture in question is of really shitty quality.  Very grainy.  But the subject matter is so perfect it's her favorite.  Goils!?!

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nahtynikkey873 reads

LOL, my photographer is a women (married with children & 100% straight)...so no, no chance of my photographer ever getting horny.  

Posted By: lungman
The men who take those beautiful photos of you ladies, WELL, they have to get very HORNY.  
 Question. Do they have benefits, as in, some free nookie???

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lungman915 reads

Let me photograph you and we will see about that!!

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joebunda901217 reads

Even straight women fantasize about being with another woman.

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