in a greasy spoon diner with an order pad in one hand. (I hope it's ok that I posted these 'thoughts' bkz technically they are my dog's and he asked me to pass them along. He likes to kibbitz when i'm on TER.)
Some ladies do it with a little humor. One I can recall even made it sound sexy---though I realize that defies all logic. But if done bluntly and like a reading of your Miranda rights it would bea turn off.
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