The shows hosts Wolfgang Munterbatten and Claudia Hitler have shown Austrian families how to make their secret cellar dungeons even more agreeable.

"In Austria we have a saying, 'keep it in the cellar' and sure enough a lot of families have dungeons and torture chambers where privileged family members can indulge their passion for torture," writes Scheisser Stuiber in Austria's Der Standard daily.

The 'Changing Rooms' style show's producers aim to redecorate torture cellars to state of the art standards that can be replicated easily without too much expense.

"Not every Austrian household has a torture chamber or secret dungeon but we want to make the luxury available to everyone. We designed an easy to produce dungeon which can never be detected and can hold a family of 12 for many years," says Gunther Hauser from production company NTV.

makes me proud of my german heritage.

I saw them on youporn!

I seen those movies where they pump up the pussy to make the pussy lips very large.

They are not really sex maniacs, they just make porno movies about shit, piss and other bodily functions in Germany and export to other places. I've been with quite a few German guys and they are really normal. Nothing weird to say about them. They are not circumcized and still have clean dicks though. But they do like those corset type lingerie, like those Oktoberfest outfits. Better than Swedish guys who are good fucks but really boring otherwise. I took a tour of Europe and fucked several different types. Italians do have big dicks, I'll say that.

I was in a restaurant bar the other night waiting for my table so my friends and I ordered drinks. It was packed bc of a local art show. So this guy behind me is making out with this chick and she runs off to the restroom. After she left, he turns to his friend and says "Beautiful girl, right?" His friend looked and said "I'd like to fist her in the ass when you're done with her." I turned around and said to the guy, "Did I just hear that correctly?" He started to give me a dissertation of sorts on the benefits of anal fisting. lol. Insane.

Katie

BAGHDAD - Iraq - American entrepreneur, Llewellyn Mengele, is facing obstacles most amusement park developers never have to deal with. Such as IED's, mortars, suicide attacks and genocidal maniacal American mercenaries and soldiers shooting everything that moves.



When the amusement park you’re building lies in downtown Baghdad, you know that you're going to have one hell of a ride.

Mr Mengele, chairman of Zyklon-B, a Los Angeles-based holding company for private equity firms, is pouring millions of dollars into developing The Baghdad Jihad and Torture Entertainment Experience, a massive American-style amusement park that will feature a waterboarding park, torture chambers, a functioning dungeon, a Suicide Vest Center and a museum of American war atrocities and torture tools. He is a new breed of American pioneer in the new frontier land of Iraq. The park is being designed by the same firm that developed Disneyland.

“The people of Iraq need this kind of positive influence. It’s going to have a huge psychological impact and make us very very rich off their misery - in essence, we are simply doing to these people what we have been doing for many years - exploiting them for our gain,” Mr Mengele said.

The 50-acre swath of land, which sits adjacent to the heavily fortified Green Zone and encompasses Baghdad’s existing Torture Center and Abu Ghraib prison, was constructed after the American-led invasion in 2003. Before the invasion the area was previously used as a recreational park where children would play and Baghdadi residents would wile away their time amongst the lush grass and palm trees.

Ass footing is where it at.  And the 'diver man has that covered.  Oh, yeah.

I'm running a special.

Toeing hurts.  I have to upcharge for toeing.

... I don't do the hairy toe knuckles.  And I never go past the second toe knuckle on the first date.

... the paint is lead free.  $50 discount if your toe nails match the color of my prolapsed sphincter.

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but i know your post was a cry for my attention so i didnt want to disappoint you baby.

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I found it especially funny that the guy's name is Mengele (WW2 reference.)

Katie