I recently visited an FS provider who, in the course of our encounter applied baby oil to my penis and then gave me a rather spectacular bbbj. At first I thought, she was going for the hj, and probably wanted to finish me off before FS.

"Mineral oil is a by-product of the petroleum industry, which translates to it is derived from crude oil.  Make no mistake, it is not environmentally-friendly "~google  

That does seem strange that she used baby oil. All you need is your own saliva. If that fails for whatever reason, I agree that coconut oil is the best alternative to use for assistance (and it tastes great!).

to cover up your nasty dick taste?  jk!

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Is it made from real babies?  -- Wednesday Addams.

but prefer lo calorie pussy. Did you know that you can lose weight if pussy is a staple in your diet? I have a friend that prefers Vitamin E oil and I'll swear my vision has improved since I started eating her.  
Ooops ... I mean seeing her. Naaah. I mean eating.

a sense of humor!!!  Well done!

I have no idea why she would do that. It is basic knowledge that oil and condoms are not a good combo.... well she sure has you thinking about her after the session...guess it worked!

Astroglide silicone lube, she says there is no taste. It works great for the BBBJ/HJ combo and feels sooo damn good.

Silicone lube is THE WAY TO GO ladies and gents.

For years at a time?

Coconut Oil spray that is adequate for liw-frictions encounters when she's not that tight. One can goes a long way.

LOTS of fun.  Highly recommended.... I am surprised more girls don't use it.

and save plastic surgery.

WD-40 probably has a silicone component, as well. But I don't want THAT in my lips or stomach EITHER.

Sounds like a topical paradise to me.