Is there a particular food that helps get you in the mood? For me, it's pancakes. High in carbs. Eat pancakes at 7am and you will still be going strong until 2pm.

Is there a food that you use to rev your engine?

HB

Orange marmalade..........on the vulva!



TET

A hot pastrami sandwich on rye bread(mustard),kosher pickle,and a square kinish....Dr.Browns black cherry soda.

...followed by Alka seltzer and a can of altoids.

Cheers!

...damn few know about Dr Brown's soda. Let's keep it that way, or it'll be ruined for sure. Witness: Barq's Root Beer.
  That said, My personal favorite is hot corned beef on SEEDED rye (w mustard, natch) with a couple of new pickles and Dr Brown's Cream Soda from either the Carnegie on 2nd Ave or the old Katz's on Houston St. Oh yes, also need cheese bagels and potato knishes from Yonah Schimel's on Houston St.
  Any chance we can talk Dr Brown's to put their soda in glass bottles, again?? Ah, sweet remembrances of youth...

You a Roscoe's fan?

If not you gotta try it!

Sully loves your tummy (although he's never seen it)

Tally-Ho!

The bride-to-be and her best friend were discussing the former's impending wedding.

"If you want an unforgettable wedding night," her friend said, "get him to eat a dozen oysters after the ceremony."

A week after, the new bride thanked her friend but said plaintively, "Only eight of the oysters worked."

I usually avoid eating within an hour or so before a session because it tends to make me feel full and sluggish. But during a longer appointment (3 hours or more) snacks are definitely in order - something like wine, cheese and fruit. One memorable shared snack with a lady included strawberries while she was blindfolded and handcuffed!

What's the difference between an epileptic Oyster shucker and a
provider with diarrea?
The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits.

Tally-Ho!

I feel a tongue twister coming on pretty soon ole' Dirk?

Cheers!

Yep...good old Dr.Browns bottled soda.

there was a rumor going around years ago that if you had their CEL-RAY soda (CELERY flavored)you found the fountain of youth.

Two 80 year old men sat talking over the weather and the latest in medical science, and such, when one brings up the latest male
medical miracle, Viagra. The other wasn't familiar with Viagra and asked the first man what it was for.

The first man said, "It's the greatest thing I've ever known. The Fountain of Youth!! Makes you feel like a man of 30."

The second then asked, "Can you get it over the counter?"

"You probably could, if you took two pills", said the first man.

Cheers!...BTW, rye seeds...can take em or leave em...kosher dill for me...Carnegie deli...great place....

Cel-Ray?? Have you EVER tasted that shit?? When I was about 8 yrs old, I mistakenly grabbed a bottle of Cel-Ray instead of Cream Soda. I'm now 48 yrs old. I never made that mistake again!!
(LMAO)

Sully, is there decent kosher deli west of the George Washington Bridge?? When I lived in Berkeley, I had to get "CARE"
packages from home (lol). My mother didn't trust California delicatessen food. "What do they know?" she would lament. "They probably put mayonaisse on pastrami." (LMAO @ memory)

See grlchaser's review of me.

to hell with the pastrami!

This is my new favorite although I think I'm allergic to Strawberries. Can I substitute Cherries,Michelle?

Cheers!

We got to meet at "Solly's" Deli some time in Van Nuys. The pastrami there is like "Buttah" and my ATF is only 2 miles away!

For a corporate event, charity event. I have read about this in the LA Times, its called naked sushi. Some  of the best chefs in the country do it. They hire hot models for it. She is all naked except for a g string, and she sits absolutely still and beautiful until its all gone. I kid you not, I would LOOOVE to do this, so if anybody is listening......

Blueberry  pancakes, Blueberry MILK SHAKES (Fav).  Anything  Blue Berry.  Gets  me  going and  ready  for  rampa room over and over  again. If  I  have a  head  ach  give  me a  blueberry  milk shake  and I am  G2G.

Absolutely! It would be Chocolate coverd stawberries, good trouffels, and vanilla diet coke!

When I was about 30, my 63 year old boss and I took a couple of 20-something Filipina bar girls to the beach for a weekend. He hit the hotel restaurant for an order of oysters and onions as soon as we got there. Took his honey to his room for an hour then came back for more oysters and onions. Repeat and repeat and
repeat. . .
His girl was still smiling after the third or fourth round, but it didn't last. On the drive back to Angeles City, she said that if she ever did a weekend trick again, it would be with someone that didn't like oysters.

I'm kind of oral anyhow, so with a nekkid lady, I could really go for whipped cream and maraschino cherries. Or chocolate syrup, or. . . Different women inspire different fantasies. Given the right bottom, I could see myself hungrily licking peanut butter from her gluteal cleft. And there's always room for J-Lo.

I'm with you. I never did...but the black cherry soda...almost better than mother's milk.It's funny... and I used this analogy on the NY board about every guys taste in women being different...just like our taste in food.
At the Carnegie deli...last week...ordered my pastrami...next guy ordered tongue...OUCH!

Cheers!

Is it lean?...Bet you can't get the good NY kosher dill pickles...can you?...Square Kinish? spicey, brown,grainy mustard?
The whole package...if you know what I mean?

Now... about your ATF?....that might be the deal sealer...lol

Cheers!

...Hold on now VR!

I have to be careful here Michelle,lol, after all this is TER.
Let's stick with the TLC (tequila liquor cherries),Michelle Darling.

Cheers!

And *crush* the Beluga dear. (((Lol)))

toasted rye, pastrami with pickle and Browns already. This isn't the Stage Deli. If it was, cheese blintzes would be on the menu.

By the way, the pastami at Jason's Deli in Vegas is so greasy you could lube the tires to your '57 chevy and then roll over a couple of their 2 foot stuffed potatoes.

disclaimer -- this is not an Atkins qualifying post.

I thought they would taste too healthy, but after he left, twas a little later, and I was rolling my Italian/Scottish/Irish bad self a little something of medicinal nature and behold! The ENTIRE bag of cookies was gone and I had a huge smile on my face.

Love that bad medicine Michelle!!

Damn straight its lean, Grainy mustard; Hell-yeah. Dill Pickles to nosh on fer-sure. have not tried their kinish but I'm sure its authentic.

  I'm a an o'l NYer ask Fortitude   Would I lie

   FR.

Where can I get a good slice of pizza?

....Now about that ATF...I clicked on "see your reviews" and it keeps telling me to log in...even though it says VP in the left hand corner. Anybody know why that does that? seems to happen all to often?

About that Pastrami, Do they deliver? Reminds me of that time I was in Seatle and got a shipment of a dozen Grey's Papaya hot dogs.Too bad...Meg Ryan didn't come with the order.

Cheers!

and please...no more gorilla jokes...lol

and of course EXLAX came to mind...lol

I have to go potty....

Cheers!

Check out this EXLAX tune...

Food and sex are two of life's great passions. The perfect corned beef sandwich (like a beautiful woman) is to be admired and appreciated.
  As a nice Jewish boy from NY, I can tell you that no kosher deli serving corned beef will EVER have cheese blintzes!!

WINK...wink...

Yeah, I should have seen EXLAX coming, but there's no connection!
I used to work for (ex) the S. L. A. Co. (which shall remain undisclosed). A really poor choice of user id.

Ooh, strawberry and champagne!  Now that's my kind of date. Oops! Where's the whipped cream and bubble bath?

Hugs,
Ciara

Just like George Costanza, it's the most sensual of the cured meats........bring this in to bed with you and your love making will be better than ever. Throw in TV (according to George!) and it's the ultimate.