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Bob.Sugar 1428 reads

posted 11 years ago

1 / 23

Would you want to know who you've been "bumped" for?

I've never experienced this myself since no hooker would dare bump the one and only Bob.Sugar.

So just curious for the rest of you average joe's...would you want to know who you got bumped for?

And no using the following excuses garbage that she gave you...simply that she bailed on you:

1) My mother needed emergency surgery
2) My dog ran away
3) I have a test in the morning and haven't studied at all
4) My car died
5) My sister needed emergency surgery
6) It's a full moon
7) My phone died
8) GaGambler called me
9) Inicky46 called me
10) Caitlyn Jenner needed a transfusion and I'm the same blood type
11) My pimp, err BF needed emergency surger

inicky46 61 Reviews 567 reads

posted 11 years ago

2 / 23

Bob, this may be the first time you are wrong.

You have 8 and 9 in the wrong order.

PhilAnderz 22 Reviews 367 reads

posted 11 years ago

3 / 23

Bump City

Bad sushi and a tummy ache, or simply "a bad week" have also been offered, accompanied by a promise to "make it up next time." In addition to paying cash, the customer must be prepared to accept whatever nonsense the provider might feel like offering. Or not. The provider makes all the rules, but only if the customer agrees to play. Caveat everyone, and have a nice day!

Bob.Sugar 422 reads

posted 11 years ago

4 / 23

Nope...I am 100% certain that order is correct

Your monthly contribution was late again. Gambler is NEVER late with his.

It's all about the money Nick! You show it to me...I'll make sure the order gets changed.

Business is business. Let's do lunch? You buy. And bring that Devin woman. She's hot. And bring that Rrasha gal too. I think there are some big things that can get done.

Posted By: inicky46

You have 8 and 9 in the wrong order.

samsd 57 Reviews 363 reads

posted 11 years ago

5 / 23

Re: Bump City

Got the 'bad sushi' excuse twice from the same provider within a few months. Was kind of offended she couldn't keep her excuses straight, but when she didn't bump me she was amazing.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 580 reads

posted 11 years ago

6 / 23

Sounds like 8 and 9 are examples of her telling me who I was bumped for.

Not sure you are being totally truthful about never being bumped yourself. I was told that this one bumped you for Jerry.

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HectorBlack 12 Reviews 274 reads

posted 11 years ago

7 / 23

Awwww. That was when she was so damn cute! Em

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Bob.Sugar 405 reads

posted 11 years ago

8 / 23

Those are just examples of excuses I don't want

And I don't have any interest in some geeky kid in glasses being around. And she whined a lot.

Plus I prefer this

HectorBlack 12 Reviews 442 reads

posted 11 years ago

9 / 23

Oh I was so going to make a defecation, spelling and grammar jk abt Num 9

but I will leave it be. For now!!! Lol. Oh, how my mind gets twisted. The DarkSide of comedy is so appealing to me!

Carry On "Sugz"! Hey, thanks for changing up your posts! Guess you took some of "those" ladies advice. LOL!

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 391 reads

posted 11 years ago

10 / 23

The “who” is a constant: Ben Franklin.

The salient variable is how many.

impposter 49 Reviews 507 reads

posted 11 years ago

11 / 23

Gramps, the dog, the phone guy and Sal Monella

I was bumped due to the very sudden passing of her gramps. I rescheduled around a year later and she remembered the time and place and every detail. The story never changed. Based on reviews (a lapse while she was with family cleaning out the house and such) and her sincerity, I think it was really true.

The dog. He got hit by a car and she had to rush him to the vet. For all the time in the waiting room, she couldn't check her phone or send me a 10 second text about the sudden cancellation. I have reason to believe that dog was faking his injuries.

Her phone worked at T minus 15 minutes as we spoke and confirmed. Somehow, at T minus 5 minutes, the phone rang but got no answer. That continued around 5 times over the next hour. When I finally connected with her booker 2 days later, it seems that she changed phone services at precisely T - minus 10 minutes and forgot to give me the new number. I guess the phone guy screwed up.

Then there was the time I confirmed at T minus 2 hours and showed up downstairs. No answer to my calls. A couple of days later, she said that she had to cancel due to food poisoning and that she was totally zonked out and didn't even hear her phone. I blame that one on Sal; Sal Monella

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 449 reads

posted 11 years ago

12 / 23

owww

i think i just shit myself..

Posted By: Bob.Sugar

I've never experienced this myself since no hooker would dare bump the one and only Bob.Sugar.

So just curious for the rest of you average joe's...would you want to know who you got bumped for?

And no using the following excuses garbage that she gave you...simply that she bailed on you:

1) My mother needed emergency surgery
2) My dog ran away
3) I have a test in the morning and haven't studied at all
4) My car died
5) My sister needed emergency surgery
6) It's a full moon
7) My phone died
8) GaGambler called me
9) Inicky46 called me
10) Caitlyn Jenner needed a transfusion and I'm the same blood type
11) My pimp, err BF needed emergency surgery

inicky46 61 Reviews 445 reads

posted 11 years ago

13 / 23

Bob, I know you're rich but I've been to a couple of meals with Dev.

She can really run up a tab. Rasha ain't a cheap date either. I hope your T&E budget is immense.

HectorBlack 12 Reviews 312 reads

posted 11 years ago

14 / 23

She is sooooo overrated and worn out! Smh. Em

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skarphedin 327 reads

posted 11 years ago

15 / 23

Ha! Brutal precision. But freeing in a way... -e-

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macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 394 reads

posted 11 years ago

16 / 23

Re: She is sooooo overrated and worn out! Smh. Em

watch out Hector..Mr. Sugar might blacklist you..he has many identities and IP's..

Posted By: HectorBlack

Bob.Sugar 433 reads

posted 11 years ago

17 / 23

Thats your excuse for paying late?

On advice of counsel our T&E account is retitled to the T&A account.

I don't want our auditors confused.

Posted By: inicky46

She can really run up a tab. Rasha ain't a cheap date either. I hope your T&E budget is immense.

HectorBlack 12 Reviews 366 reads

posted 11 years ago

18 / 23

Blacklist my handle? As IF.......LMAO!!!

Man, any woman who doesn't want to see me due to one blacklisting is someone I don't want to see. Especially after I give her like 10 references from ladies that know of the peace I bring to any and all encounters. Plus, I don't have too much invested in this hobby. If I ever have a major issue due to stupidity, I'll just move it 100% to the Civvie world. It will take more effort and time away but I will be FINE! Word!

Bob.Sugar 425 reads

posted 11 years ago

19 / 23

I guess paranoia is another part of your medical condition

I had my medical professionals contact the World Health Organization to contact you directly.

I hope the treatments will help you. Seeing people in your feces is also quite serious I understand.

How long have you been having these delusions?

Posted By: macdaddy1944

watch out Hector..Mr. Sugar might blacklist you..he has many identities and IP's..

Posted By: HectorBlack

lopaw 29 Reviews 345 reads

posted 11 years ago

20 / 23

Fuck no. If I get bumped, I get bumped. Not important who or why, really.

It would be time to move on, or reschedule should I still want to see her.

And I may be many things....but an "average joe" ain't one of them!

Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 294 reads

posted 11 years ago

21 / 23

Shit happens...if you know how to hobby, Plan B works...

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ValuedCustomer 344 reads

posted 11 years ago

22 / 23

Been on both sides of it....

One girl got an offer to go to the Bahamas for the weekend. She was up front about it- we had an ongoing date that would have interfered with it. I wished her good luck and god speed - and told her to give me the gory details when I saw her next. We rescheduled. She gave me about three days notice...

On the other hand, I had a last minute opportunity that I wanted to share that a provider had told me she was really interested in. Called her up two days before; she bumped the guy she had been planning to spend a few hours with. I don't think she was up front with him about it.... and I sort of understand why.

I have also had contractors do the same thing...

It doesn't make a difference to me why a girl (or a contractor...) canceled or rescheduled. The real key is how much notice I have. If it's day before - no big deal. If it's the day of.... - she probably won't see me again. Will I get angry about it - No. It's a deal like any other; I don't trade with people who aren't reliable

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 351 reads

posted 11 years ago

23 / 23

Re: Bob, this may be the first time you are wrong.

#8 and #9 are valid excuses. Didn't you know that Bob? You forgot to add #12 London called.

You really are acting like a newbie, now aren't you? I can mail you a TER packet if you'd like. Just paypal the money to my bookie and it will be on it's way shortly.

Know what I really miss? The Jackalope from AFV. That is classic.

Posted By: inicky46

You have 8 and 9 in the wrong order.