Weekly World News | 24 Sept. 2002

Out of Left Field
by Bobbie Bender

An XXX ex-wife

What's worse than seeing your ex-wife at your bachelor party? Having her service your pals as a hooker.

Tom's buddies arranged for a few women from an escort service to be the main attraction at his bachelor party.

He recognized his first wife immediately. But you can't blame Tom's friends for the mix-up -- she wasn't called "Busty Bazooms" when they were married!

including every Judge and Secretary, and especially all of your best clients."

She missed the bachelor party, however, and one of the judges gave her the clapp. LOL

In truth, none of the above would do her, except a retired fat secretary. They made a lovely couple.

Friends don't do friends ex-wives.

Just musing on a Sunday morning, when I should be in church singing and acting like a dumbf**k.