10:  Thou shalt always be kind and classy in any first contact with a provider.

9:  Thou shalt always arrive for a date on time and be impeccably clean, groomed, and well dressed.

8:  Thou shalt arrive with the donation properly sorted out, and mindful of her limits so that money and sex are never mentioned.

7:  Thou shalt always view providers as women deserving of respect.

6:  Thou shalt never see a provider with fewer than 3 reviews, unless it's a direct referral from someone you trust.

5:  Thou shalt understand that if a provider's ad shows her to be gorgeous, her legs are wide open, and it asks if you're tired of being ripped off, steer clear........it's a rip off.

4:  Thou shalt always tell a provider you are happy with what you see upon first seeing her.

3:  Thou shalt always concentrate on giving your provider pleasure first.  From this all good things will come your way.

2:  Thou shalt always be kind and truthful in writing reviews.

1:  Thou shalt always send your lady a note telling her thank you and letting her know you had a great time.

Having had a sexual awakening as the result of these commandments, we tried to carry this message to all hobbyists, and to practice these principles in all our hobbying affairs.

(with apologies to AA)

Is number 4 still in effect when the website shows a supermodel and the reality is a whale (ie: bait & switch)?

11: Thou shalt pay visit to a not yet reviewed provider intermittently and report back to fellow hobbyists.

From this good deed, stars discovered, frauds unmasked, honor bestowed and knowledge enhanced.  It is the noblest act of the hobbyist ethos and the fuel that perpetuates this community.

but your missin the most important one...
luckey 13....Thou shalt have fun!

1.  Thou shalt not display out of date or inaccurate photographs.
2.  Thou shalt not lie about thy age in thy ads (no more than 3yrs anyway)
3.  Thou shalt not book too heavily and make the hobbyist suffer the consequences.
4.  Thou shalt keep thy crib inviting and clean
5.  Thou shalt not have surprise dogs, cats or relatives present at thine incall
6.  Thou shalt lock up negative attitudes and not bring them out during the session
7.  Thou shalt not skip a primping between guests to watch your favorite soap
8.  Thou shalt put thy cell phone and land line on silent messages during a session
9.  Thou shalt attempt to check on TER reviews to make sure they do not list services you no longer provide or choose not to provide to everyone
10. Thou shalt try thy best to have fun everytime!

Well done, gentlemen.  Hobby on.  (EOM)

The prevailing romantic mood with proposed insertion of various objects in various orifice.

The preceding applies equally to both ladies, and, gentlemen.

Onward, Christian soldiers . . .

hey Spec,

while you are to be lauded for your ROB alerts and other contributions to TER msg boards (which are many), i wonder why just be "A Spectator" - if indeed not an alias for an otherwise prolific contributor (of reviews, etc

anyway, i think "taking one for the team" is highly underrated and unrewarded. kudos to any and all who make the "ultimnate sacrifice" ... LOL

frankly, i think that hobbyists in a town should band together  (like brothers in arms) and take up a $$ pool for a fellow "designated driver" to take the plunge with a suspect provider.

continuing with the military analogy ... it would be like sending out a "point man" or scout into enemy territory.

presence nowadays are mainly focused on observing the scenes, "A Spectator" seems to fit.

I had scheduled for a number of appointments recently until a cold got better hold of me .  I have set aside a 5% to 10% TOFTT fund for testing the new talents.  I am sure in time you guys will see the result of it.

My number of reviews have dropped off drastically since last year though I intend to push it back up to a respectable number by the end of this summer with better mix of seldomly reviewed ladies.

Happy hobbying.

My Son, If you always obey commandment #6, then your concern regarding commandment #4 is unfounded.  

To review:  Commandment #6 says to never see a provider with fewer than 3 reviews.  It goes without saying that those 3 reviews need to portray the general type of women you're looking for.  If fabulous looks are your thing, make sure all 3 (AT LEAST) reviews indicate that she's gorgeous.  Then, apply commandment #4 and tell her that she's beautiful when you first see her.  Even the good looking ladies love reassurance.

Jacksonlips (The Father)

I have been a member of TER for a couple of months, but have not been able to do any reviews because I only see new, unreviewed girls.  I have posted a couple dozen reviews on local Phoenix private groups like Dave's List so far this year, but can not review these girls on TER because the girls do not advertise on the web.  My average cost per session is no more than $150 and I have met some exceptional providers. Believe me I have had some real bust also. I have written to TER about this but have never received a reply.

If no one ever sees the new unreviewed girl how do we ever get any new blood into this hobby?  In a few years the average age of providers on TER will be over forty.  Or is it already?  

By the way this rule of mine will be broken on a short, but I believe a most gratifying trip to San Diego.

SlowStart

What if you're caught in a bait and switch situation?  Then #6 doesn't apply.  

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