Traits of a perfect hobbyist (Sacrasm)

A good hobbyist hands out perfect 10s even if she looks like his grandmother because a little bit of makeup can make a huge difference.
A good hobbyist always asks for BBFS because everyone thinks it's PSE.  
A good hobbyist is too polite to the point that he's afraid of asking the girl if it's ok to request an appointment.  
A good hobbyist will give her a TER score based on her coochie smell.  
A good hobbyist never pukes after sniffing a stinky coochie and always stays without making up dead wife text excuses.  
A good hobbyist gives up all personal information, linked-in, facebook, google+ TER handles, even SSN and mothers maiden name.
A good hobbyist pays 30% tip ALWAYS. Even if the girl didn't treat him any special and she also makes several times more than his daily wage.
A good hobbyist will pay the girl even more just so he has bragging rights because a girl charging 1000/hr is always 3x as good as a girl charging 325/hr.  
A good hobbyist is always available to fork over some free cash when her rent is past due.
A good hobbyist never asks a girl if she will ever tour his city because he knows she doesn't want to receive a nickle every time someone asks that.  
A good hobbyist never communicates with the provider on her busiest days because it's not polite to burden her when she's busy.
A good hobbyist always volunteers to pay for provider's TER account using a prepaid amex card.
A good hobbyist never complains about anything even if the provider NCNS and does not give explanation for days on end.  

Or is it a slow news day where you are located?

Id also add that the ideal hobbyist always comforts the provider, and reassures her that it's OK if shes recently added 5lbs to her ass due to hormonal PMS!

PMs other mongers telling them not to be mean to their girl... Even when the said monger and the said hooker are both adults, and can handle their own God damn business.

and think that all TER reviews are fake lol lol

looks like you are the one who needs to grow a pair.  

A good hobbyist pays and leaves immediately.

Look, i've got a sure thing going with AnnoyingFungus, why do you want to give my front runner such serious competition? I suppose you miss Asscalade and Dungy as well, but now that we are on the subject, I wonder what happened to them as well. It would be kind of fun to watch the DungBeetle and Turdy try to out lame each other, and ever funnier to watch them try to "out tough guy" each other as well. I wonder how much a Dung Beetle can bench press?

And if only 200 lbs are available, he can make up for the difference by lifting up the gal from the ground..

Haven't you noticed it's gotten boring around here?  I'd love to see those clowns come back.

or turn into a national forest, waiting for hikers and campers who get a kick out of walking all day long on some trail in the forests

An ideal hobbyist never misunderstands a providers GFE for being the real thing.....  even if she really really really meant it.  

Turdy and Tardy are yesterdays news, with nothing new or interesting to add,  He continues to be clueless and she continues to think she is "all that" despite all the evidence to the contrary.

Fungus is only good for about five minutes of poking with a stick and there is zero challenge to that. Pimpathy is too dense to even realize just how stupid he sounds, and I really don't see any reason to encourage him. TTT is TSTTT as TT found out, but he might have some potential as a new SPOTY candidate.

So, in short yes, I wouldn't mind at least a cameo appearance from some of last years SPOTY's, even FIDIOT might be fun for an afternoon. It's a shame he took himself out of the running late last year, he was a mortal lock to win. AF kind of backed into the title by default as the other leaders like Udo, FIDIOT and the Dungbeetle took themselves out of the running, he didn't actually beat any of them.

too stupid to do anything BUT wait, that's all he is capable of doing.

As tag lines go, yeah this is one of the more deserving ones to get right into the SPOTY competition.

thinks that he's Richard Queer,  captain saveaho.  LMAO

I guess we figured out what the forest is really waiting for though: to win that SPOTY trophy... LMAO

A perfect hobbyist believes that all photoshoped pictures represent the actual girl

and a perfect hobbyist would still give her a 10/10

and would still give her a 10/10 review along with a 30% tip.

that a perfect hobbyist would spend lavishly on the girl. He would have short attention span, so will forget if her performance is bad or subpar.

You can't understand F I V E words?

and since he is getting 50% more woman, he always leaves an extra 50% tip

I wasn't really thinking good or bad performance, just repeat business.  

I don't think any one actually understood the question

Are you a hobbyist looking for the perfect hobbyist ? or a provider looking for the perfect hobbyist ?

because you make zero sense.

...he merely looks at his "pretty lady" and causes her to lose 100 lbs..lol

Assuming you don't count the (eom).  Congratulations!  You are now not only incoherent, you are brain dead.  Wasamatter?  Not enough fingers?

I don't count money twice... that's women's work.

I feel like I should be paying you guys for some of the entertainment you bring me.  These two lines instant classics lol

Posted By: Drunken Asian

A good hobbyist hands out perfect 10s even if she looks like his grandmother because a little bit of makeup can make a huge difference.  
 A good hobbyist always asks for BBFS because everyone thinks it's PSE.  
 A good hobbyist is too polite to the point that he's afraid of asking the girl if it's ok to request an appointment.  
 A good hobbyist will give her a TER score based on her coochie smell.  
 A good hobbyist never pukes after sniffing a stinky coochie and always stays without making up dead wife text excuses.  
 A good hobbyist gives up all personal information, linked-in, facebook, google+ TER handles, even SSN and mothers maiden name.  
 A good hobbyist pays 30% tip ALWAYS. Even if the girl didn't treat him any special and she also makes several times more than his daily wage.  
 A good hobbyist will pay the girl even more just so he has bragging rights because a girl charging 1000/hr is always 3x as good as a girl charging 325/hr.  
 A good hobbyist is always available to fork over some free cash when her rent is past due.  
 A good hobbyist never asks a girl if she will ever tour his city because he knows she doesn't want to receive a nickle every time someone asks that.  
 A good hobbyist never communicates with the provider on her busiest days because it's not polite to burden her when she's busy.  
 A good hobbyist always volunteers to pay for provider's TER account using a prepaid amex card.  
 A good hobbyist never complains about anything even if the provider NCNS and does not give explanation for days on end.  
   
 This is the most ideal hobbyist that ladies go for.  
   
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Simply picks what he wants and stops making everything so complicated.

and have a great time. It's not all that complicated boys.

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mine isn't Since when do 'I' play by the rules LOL.  

Wrong !!!

Only "The Great American Hobbyist" would not post on the board..

mysterious about CC. It's all there in black and white and in parenthesis.  

Without so much as even attempting to figure out what was going on before she showed up.

That's the same shit she pulled when she first came here, she tried to change everything without first learning about how things already worked, and she wonders why I call her BSC

I'd ask if you were a lawyer in Philadelphia, but I know you're too stupid to have a law degree.  In fact, I'll bet you don't even have a GED.

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So as not to steal Nick's name...  

How about TnT for the two of them?

and it is possible that she does actually read every post, she just reads about as well as Fungy writes, and she just gets shit wrong. After all, it's not like she is above lying to the board, that's already a well known and proven fact.

maybe you can use a spell check as well?