Would love an FFM where two of us — guy and girl — are eating the third simultaneously!
-Hoot.What is one arousing activity you've *never* experienced but would love to try out in the New Year? I'd love to hear from both providers and clients.
(Sometimes I so wish TER had a 'polling' function).
She asked you first! LOL
2 women doing each other Greek with a strapon. It'd be a shame if I let another year go by without getting that to happen.
One of these days I really want to do this with a double dildo.
Been there done that! 😂 it’s not as easy as it looks. Double pussy much easier for some reason.
Hmmm . . . Methinks a Chicago visit is in my future. 😉
That sound so amazingly hot!
Dude. Call kbeautygals and ask for Booker Adam. He will make that happen for you.
I doubt it will ever happen, but it is to have sex with a hot babe in a large vat of warm chocolate pudding.
Oh well, a man's grasp should exceed his reach.
Maybe a Go-fund-me thing would work.
Nahhhhhh
Maybe you could get Jello to donate a big vat of pudding to help to restore their image, post-Cosby?
Maybe a Go-fund-me thing would work.
Nahhhhhh
🤔 hmmm nuru is pretty close but man chocolate pudding sounds so good! Especially eating me out 😂
🤔🤔maybe I should make chocolate flavored nuru gel. Now you got me all wet thinking☺️😋
25 years ago, yes this would have been a potentially tough one to pull off.
In todays temu and escort online world, its totally doable and wont break the bank. You can find everything you need for this readily available online.
I recently did something similar but with lube. My only issue is I cant wait to do it again.
I wish you the best of luck in this journey. We are only here one time and its for a relatively short time. May as well do exactly what you want dream of doing.
FFM and MMF threesomes. Does it ma k e me gay if I am curious about sucking a dick while in a threesome?
No, it makes you however you feel like identifying, but no more than bi-curious IMO. I’ve also known some men who used the term “lite bi.”
lite bi is a lot like saying slightly pregnant.
No not all! I do forced bi and most guys chicken though so difficult to set up.
what do you mean about most guys are chicken? Do you have dudes sign up for this and change their mind or are you saying most guy don't suck dick because they're chicken?
No no, she means they chicken out after inquiring,
Gangbangs have a high “chicken out” rate as well.
Basically; the more taboo or shame-inducing the desire; the more likely it is for a guy to get cold feet and bail.
There was a definitive answer to this in the song It’s not gay if it’s in a three-way. Is it gay that my wish is to be seventh or eighth in line at a gangbang so I don’t get to start until things are pretty sloppy?
Nope. Just means you’re hot for the sluttiness and excess.
Then the wetter, the better😉 I have a soft (wet) spot for those who are into sloppy and/or cleaning. Had a brief fling with one such darling man...😍
And heteroflexible if it's not the MAN/COCK that is the turn on, but rather the horny energy of the moment and you enjoy getting swept up in an 'anything goes' kind of vibe. I've known both types and they're both fun!
A quality duo. MFF; only ever had one and both providers lacked in the looks department irl, so I was disappointed from the jump.
An aborigine woman.
Not sure what it is but I just feel more free sexually like I want to get wild. Maybe I have reached my sexual peak that say older women reach. I have been thinking a lot more about booking hedonism or some other adult resort the last couple months. Or a really hot threesome. Confessions I fingered my ass in the shower last night. And used the pull down shower like it was a tongue on my ass.
Would love an FFM where two of us — guy and girl — are eating the third simultaneously!
-Hoot.
I have done this a few times and it is SO hot. Nothing like french kissing alternating with DATY with a gorgeous woman on her back. Yummmmmmm. More of this in the new year please!
That what you describe is as much fun as it sounds.
Bonus: Kissing one lady right after she's gone down on the other. Yum.
Well somewhere and with one of these lovely lady’s (hopefully) I want to be part of a GB, either as a voyeur or as a participant. I came (pun intended) close with Badbarbi, but had to cancel due to business trip being canceled, oh well there is always next time
Badbarbi the "catch me outside" gal?
Yep the one and only. She does GBs on the regular. She will announce when and where and you just have to respond. This one was in San Diego. You have to provide an up to date test. She is the one though. You can find her on Fet or X. Last time I checked X her account was still active
a provider named pandora something does one annually in NYC
there is a post on here about it
That’s the provider who started this here thread, sir.
Thats not the "catch me outside" gal.
Im familiar with the one you are talking about, looks fun. Heard the pussy gets ripe when getting beat up though.
I have a fantasy I would love to fulfill that consists on kinky talk that others may find taboo. I love talking dirty!
I get the opportunity everyday because I have a friend on contract for virtual fun. I’ve never met him personally, but we have an amazing friendship.
I know this is gonna sound kinda vanilla but lately I've had this itch to try a long sensual shower together with a mature woman, 5'5-5'7. slim with D's or DD's. She washes me in a very slow sensual way. No rush just taking it slow. But the key to all of this is the layout of the shower. The place that has the perfect shower for this is the Bellagio Hotel in Vegas. The standard room comes with a long shower which gives more then enough room for what I'm looking for..Now just gotta get out there.
And afterwards, whatever happens...just happens
Hhmm, I may have done nearly this exact thing at nearly the exact place🤭 Caveats being I'm 5' 1" and the looong, soapy, sensual shower was in a gorgeous suite, not a regular room, at the Bellagio. *sigh* Good times!
was told to me by two former members here. One, whose handle's initials were RG, was raped in a shower in I forget which LV suite while the other (MP) watched. One of the rapists was an ATF of mine and I still pine for her. Personally, my favorite suite was in the Mandalay Bay. I believe mrfisher attended that soiree.
I thought my bucket list pretty much had all the boxes checked. I think a looong, soapy, sensual shower with Edrienne is worthy of putting at the top of the list!!!
But it fits the theme... 
Damn girl! That’s hot…
Dam girl… 🔥
Love the part
“Daddy said, "Son, you better see the world
I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to leave
But remember one thing, don't lose your head
To a woman that'll spend your bread"
-- Modified on 1/5/2026 8:19:49 AM
By Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen...Back in the day I actually met them and partied on their tour bus.
And no worries, darlin, the last thing anyone wants is for you to lose your head... just what's inside it that you don't need. I'll be sure you take your head with you, along with your wallet, watch, spectacles and testicles when you leave🤭
You tease...... Mmmm
Its frustrating to see all of these hot ladies' with great reviews replying to this thread who are all located far aweigh. Consider a Tour to NC sometime ! Yes its true we don't fry cook everything anymore. Most of us a few teeth and can speak English. More importantly we have lots of $100 bills to spend on you !!!! Lol
Have you ever thought of getting together with a couple others and send a request offering for two or three of you to see her if she would come to your area.
Would say also not all of the touring posts materialize to trips as if no interest a lady is not spending her green on flying somewhere, booking a room Only to watch Netflix by herself.
The good ones are also smart business ladies.
Is if you guys could put together some sort of list of what cities are worth touring in NC, of FL, or any of the other "regions" that aren't just listed as a city like Chicago or DC. I'm looking at a Florida tour (don't think I can say when or it'll get flagged as an ad) and I've no idea if the east or west coast would be better, or the inland/north area, or where from WPB to MIA would be somewhat reasonably priced and easy for folks to get to.
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Maybe y'all could even make the list of main cities in a post and then gents in the area could chime in with "+1 for X city" or something. Also, I think it was immposter who has a fabulously detailed thread about the Boston burbs/hotels? Something like that would be a fabulous resource for ladies looking to tour. Yes, we can/do try searching the regional boards but there's a TON of garbage and partial/scattered info to weed through so something organized and updated as new dudes come on the scene would be ahmayzing!
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Yes, we can always list some dates and a location on a buzz board but if there's not sufficient interest then the tour gets canceled (OldRanger is savvy to this). That also runs the risk of making the lady look like a flake or undesirable in some fashion since she's not got guys lined up around the block in every city. Yes, I've had 2 guys tell me versions of when a lady cancels a tour, they've found themselves with doubts like "what do the other guys know about her (that make them not want to book) that I don't know?".
West Palm, Boca and Ft. Lauderdale are good on the East Coast of Florida. Or at least some ladies tour there regularly so it must work for them.
I lived in Ft Laud for a bit and then in WPB before I moved down here to Panamá. I'd love a profitable excuse to go visit the old stomping grounds (Greek Islands Taverna, Blue Jean Blues, Funky Buddha, Old Key Lime House, 2 Georges, Briny's). That stretch is fab for fun dives😜
some of the dives are still there like Old Key Lime and Two Georges, but not sure they are the same. Don't know when you were there, but some of the laid back Key West vibe is gone. Too many people and too much money!
I lived in WPB (technically, South Palm Beach, spitting distance from Manalapan) in 2019 before I moved to Panamá. I could walk across the ICW bridge to Old Key Lime if I was in the live music/dive mood, or a little further down Ocean was Ravish when I wanted to be a lil fancy.😉
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Ft Laud was in 2017-18. Of course there's Las Olas with the nicer restaurants/bars where all the happy, shiny people hung out with their Lambos and Loubies but that's not really my scene. Most nights, I preferred comfy shoes, a bit of grit and blues to overpriced cocktails and schmooze. That's why I'd go a little north to Funky Buddha and Blue Jean Blues. Fishtales and Rips had some great local and national artists at times, too.
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I seem to recall a storm came through at some point after I left and put 2 Georges and Banana Boat under water? The neighbor who mentioned it later said they'd saved/rebuilt them but yeah, it wasn't quite the same. Still, tho.... it'd be fun to trip down memory lane one day (maybe Feb?😜).
Inspiring. I’ll put up a tour. I’ll expect to see you :p
This sort of thing IS helpful for getting a feel for who might want what, where.
If you come this way Please Please come through Richmond. I am sure there would be more then just myself in this area that would jump at the chance
Just to Clarify, Richmond VA. Thanks Ladies!!!
My time in DFW has been wild, and every fantasy that I thought I had (at least the ones that are even close to realistic) have all been fulfilled. I'm about to head to a much smaller market (from both a provider and and civilian perspective), so it is going to limit a lot of options for me in 2026.
But ultimately, I'm going to treat it the same way as I did 2025: not put too many expectations on it, and just it develop naturally and see what happens. It worked way better than I ever could have anticipated in 2025, so I have no reason to believe it won't work again.
An extended tie and tease
2 women
2 or more hours
repeated oral edging, both ways
and all for a gift that I can afford!
The fantasies are:
That I could afford it
That I could last for more than two hours!
But such fun to think about.
I've done DP but never double anal. With two mutually comfortable gents, I would absolutely love to try.
My apologies for the belated response. Thank you everyone for your wonderful, super hot contributions here, yay.
Bless you and your beautiful butthole.
i really love this board...you never know what someone will say
I’m interested in leaning back into more submissive dynamics this year. A lot of people read confidence, boundaries, and calm presence as dominance, so they assume I’m an icy or cruel Domme type (my military background probably doesn’t help). In reality, I’m a switch. When I do take the lead, it’s sensual, playful, soft power, and light-to-medium impact. I jokingly call it “Bubblegum Domme.” There’s a reason most of my latex is pink or wine.
That said, I think there’s real power in choosing softness and surrender, especially when it’s intentional and structured. I stepped back from submissive bookings last year to get better at filtering. I’m not interested in pain for pain’s sake, or clients who just want to be a sadist with no dynamic. Now that I’ve refined that process, my curiosity is very much back online.
What I’m craving is layered power: controlled vulnerability, psychological tension, subtle public exhibitionism, and situations where restraint does most of the work. Shared secrets, quiet authority, and the kind of chemistry that makes everything feel heavier once the door closes.
Also worth saying: what I’ve “never done” resets with each regular. The same fantasy with a different man is never the same experience.
In a Stanley Kubrick movie.
I’ll take that as a compliment. Kubrick understood that tension is hotter than chaos.
...i have an unusual kink where i get turned on by watching a girl beating up a guy....especially when she is smaller and apparently weaker than he is
like i was watching this batman cartoon the other day, and there was a scene where one of the villains, magpie, who happened to be dressed like a dominatrix for some reason, absolutely beat the crap out or batman...lol
i was extremely turned on watching that
this was meant to be a children's cartoon, mind you!
i am not alone. there is an entire fetish community called "reverse ryona" that have the same kink. there are tons of videos on youtube
If you’re ever in the LA area…just a thought
I will be teaching a male client of mine how to suck a cock, is something I never thought about until it was brought up to me and now I'm super excited about it. We're just looking for the perfect cock for him. But I find it really hot that he trusts me to teach him.
Myself and a group of my friends and one lucky guy...something I have never experienced but have fantasized about for years.
Lucky guy is finding a $5 bill on the ground. Whoever you pick, to put it lightly, would have a really hard time picking between your offer and a winning lottery ticket.
Lottery ticket vs. reverse gang bang
Why can't I have both!?!?! 
I need a really good threesome, where the ladies are really into each other. I keep finding the ones where they maybe kiss a little and touch a little, but that's about it. They make it all about just pleasing me. But I want them fingering each other and slurping each other's pussies. I like the idea of starting by just watching them with each other. Then, I join in and the three of us suck and fuck each other.
5 minutes in the reviews will provide all of the information you need. Have you tried this?
Snafool, stop trying hard to look like you're smarter than others. Nowhere did I say I didn't know how to find ladies who are willing to do it the way I am suggesting. There are reasons why my past excursions didn't go this way, none of which have to do with my ability to read reviews. If I was looking for help in finding said ladies, I would have clearly stated it. But thanks for showing interest in my kinky goal for the new year.
Definitely want to explore more domination stuff and my submissive side. I always thought I was more dominant, but turns out I like being taken care of at the mercy of some hottie's hands. Maybe some heavier impact play is in the cards for me this year.