Shower, shave balls in shower. Shave face. Put on clean clothes.
Read her reviews before booking.
Trim my fingernails and toenails a day or two ahead.
Take a big poop 2-3 hours before (the body knows what is needs to do before having sex).
Have a 20 min scrub down shower before I go out the door, so my shower in the room needs no more than 30 seconds.
2) Wash my ass.
3) Brush my teeth.
4) Fill my wallet.
when they shower, does it take a lot of extra effort to do so? I mean really, how can you miss unless you shower backwards.
Ass crack first and foremost even if I know there's no rimming on the table.
I'll finish with a lightly scented body wash, usually coconut or vanilla.
Being single, I can hobby whenever I want and almost always shower and shave immediately prior to my date with an emphasis on brushing my teeth and flossing.
I keep a bottle of a mint mouth wash in my car and take a swig before I get out of the car. I'll hold it as long as I can or until I'm close to entering her building.
Sex usually isn't great for me without DFK, so I can tell how hottt a date is gonna be by her greeting. When I enter and offer a hug and a lite kiss and she mentions how fresh my breath is, then leans in for a DFK .... bingo. I did my job. Clean as a whistle. Same goes for when a gal tells me I smell great.
Make no mistake, impeccable hygiene is a must. For her .... and moi
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Except for the body wash, your pre session routine is EXACTLY the same as mine, right down to taking a swig of mouthwash as I get out of the car and holding it until right before entering her building or hotel.
And just like a poster above said, I try to take a "real" shower just before leaving for the session so I only need a quick rinse upon arriving, unless of course it's a "mutual shower" in which case I am in no real big hurry to rush it. lol
Cleanliness does have it's own rewards, if a woman is YMMV where it comes to DFK and BBBJ, guess which guys are going to be the ones to get the upgraded services? It's not going to be the guy with funk breath and stinky balls, that's for sure
do you use tequila for a body rinse? Lol
I've taken "tequila tasting" to a new level, with the Tequila Titty Wash™. It's not for cheapskates tho, as it requires a Repo or Anejo, usually in the $50 range. I personally recommend the Casa Noble Anejo for its caramel/butterscotch overtones.
I'm also thinking about publishing a new book soon, aptly named "Tequila Titty Wash™ for Rummies" ...
I won't tell you how I "autograph" personal copies. I'll leave that to your imagination ... or mine ... LOL
Well let me rephrase, I never drink cheap tequila straight. I know what kind of cheap crap they put in margaritas, but just like I would never waste good vodka by putting it in a bloody mary, I wouldn't waste good Anejo in a margarita either, unless of course the name of the chica you are "tasting" happened to be named "Margarita". lol
I bet you it was most likely before the first time the Eagles broke up, and that was a LONG time ago. lol
it's NoB ... get it right! You know I'm sensitive!
and try drinking your tequila instead of bathing in it, that might cure all that uber-sensitivity you suffer from. lol
as its usually not my titties that get this value added service. Its sorta like a blue toast, only for her titties ... and trust me, I don't miss a drop!
But I do enjoy a woman who engages in this service!
There's also another book and technique I may introduce to the group, the DFTK. For those with a less vivid imagination than mine, it's a snowball ... but without the snow!
You're referring to Dining At The Ankles, right?
1) Brush teeth
2) Make sure not to floss which can cause bleeding
2) Gargle with hydrogen peroxide
3) Shower with extra scrubbing below the belt front end rear
4) Watch some porn to get my libido turbocharged
4) Leave the house 10-15 min early
5) Check $$$, phone, wallet in the car
2) Gargle with hydrogen peroxide
Yes! It oxidizes oral bacteria but doesn't leave telltale breath like mouthwashes. You might consider diluting it one-to-one with water. And after gargling, rinse out the bubbles (unless you're walking into her building with the stuff still in your mouth).
3) Shower with extra scrubbing below the belt front end rear
Absolutely! Pay attention to the various folds which surround your scrotum and which define the tops of your thighs. Those folds can harbor odorous stuff – a condition that dermatologists will actually define clinically. They say it's correlated with excess poundage. Screw the clinical – just wash vigorously.
About an hour before the date, I go to my hotel room, shower, brush my teeth, and get dressed. Make sure all the details are taken care of, and I am at my most handsome. Let's face it, if I were dressed in shorts, t-shirt and smelled like I had spent hours walking around in the Las Vegas sun, gambling and drinking, I probably would not here the magic words "get comfortable".
Oh yes! Here it is:
1) drink plenty of pineapple juice
2) go to CVS and buy a card, a gift certificate to Nordstrom's and some chocolates
3) go to the cleaners to get my dress shirt and sports coat
4) masturbate
5) if time remains, I will pop over to the NB and tell the newbs to give out every single piece of highly personal and private info to a gal even if she doesn't ever need it or require it
Oh shit. That's Mr Fishers list...
I'll get back to you with mine.
These days I take a nap as well.
I was really trying not to embarrass you. 
The gals all tell me how much they love my banana.
with weights and minimal cardio (got to save the energy for play time).
I will eat a light meal around 4 hours prior to the date. Then, the rest is similar to what has been said; check details (phone charged, proper $, breath mints), shower, shave, etc. Leave so as to arrive about 15 minutes ahead of time in case there are any unsuspected traffic delays. Game on.
I worked out a couple of hours prior to my last encounter. About 30 mins before the visit, I got a bad case of the thirsties, so I headed over to a grocery store for bottled water, which I finished just as she texted me the apt #. While talking with her, I wound up excusing myself to the bathroom 3 times in 50 mins (#1 only, of course). After that I hopped in the shower and we started sexy times. Moral of the story: if you work out, stay hydrated!
I take a full shower as close to the date as possible with special attention to junior, his balls, and his trailer. This way my during-date shower can be really short.
Then I stop off somewhere on the way to pick up a chilled bottle of white wine
Then about 10 minutes before I arrive, I start chewing some gum, which is always in the car.
Then as I'm hearing the heels come up the hallway to the door, I swallow the piece of gum.
Now, I literally just recently started manscaping, so I think that trimming up a day before will have to be added to the regimen.
despite preconceptions. It takes planning and preparation, as even the littlest thing could throw things off.
Once in 20 years, I arrived (early) and realized I forgot my phone. Necessity being the mother of invention, I went to the next hotel down the street and asked to use the desk phone to call "my executive assistant, as I had left my phone at the office."
How much more casual can sex be than meeting a total stranger that you have never even spoken with, only texted and/or emailed a couple of times, having sex with her for an hour or two and then leaving, and in many cases not only never seeing her again, but never even knowing her real name? That's pretty fucking casual if you ask me.
Take it from me, if you do this properly it doesn't take a lot more "planning and preparation" than ordering a pizza to be delivered online. If "even the littlest thing" could throw things off for you, obviously you are making this harder than it needs to be.
Always shower just before leaving for the appt. I've been complimented a few times that I'm very clean. Well, I use personal wipes after the toilet... always.
On occasion I've brought soft soap & a hand towel to appointments... I leave them... because I want her to know my hands are really clean. (You want to put your fingers WHERE exactly?)
Is that if you're expecting rimming from the provider, you get out the preparation H and start shrinking your hemorrhoids. If they're puffy some girls like to suck them rather than lick, which can be painful rather than pleasurable.
Nothing like a good riding crop to the hemorrhoids. Such wonderful pain. To improve that sensation, BBBJ at the same time is excellent.
Like a sweet and sour sensation.
So shrinking them isn't necessarily important.
Though they do need to be squeaky clean.
Posted By: nycdude11
What are some of the thing you guys do prior to datas? Especially if you know it's going to be a long one?
Work out?
Have a few drinks?
In addition to the usual things many have mentioned (cleanliness), I can be very superstitious. When entering the hi-rise or hotel lobby for a date, I take 7 spins through the revolving door. If there is more than one elevator (e.g., n = 3), I split my ride up into n segments, as equal as possible (n = 3, 24th floor: lobby to 8, 8 to 16, 16 to 24) and make sure that I get different cars for each segment. If not, I return to the lobby and start again. During the elevator ride, I hop according to an ancient pagan ritual: left, left, right, right, ... . When I arrive at the proper floor, I walk to her room backwards while clapping my hands and chanting. If tiled and not carpeted, I avoid stepping on the cracks.
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Once at her door, I take a respite from the superstitious stuff and drop to the floor to see if the lights are on and if I can see any shadows or movement. (If there are people in the corridor, I drop something, a pen or wallet or keys, so I don't look suspicious lying down flat on the floor with my ear to the carpet, or I just mention that I am looking for a dropped contact lens. I have to be careful with the contact lens cover story as I wear glasses and I got called on that once.)
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Then, I pop up, spin around 7 times, take 11 deep breaths and tap lightly.
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It works every time.
she's staying at a Motel 6? Run?
Posted By: nothrofboston
Re: What do you do if ...
she's staying at a Motel 6? Run?
The closest I have come to a Motel 6 is the highway nearby as I zoom on by. I don't run away. I STAY away!
... a confirmation via the provider's preferred communication method..
And with my regulars a check in 1 hour before.
The first thing I do when I get the incall location is check Google street view and satellite views for nearby street parking, google maps and ads for parking garages in the area, and hotel website for their parking situation. Hard to explain to and SO why your car is ticketed or towed in a place you aren't supposed to be.
I'll also scope out a near-by inconspicuous location to hang out (adjacent hotel lobby, stores, etc...) in case I'm early or she's running late.
these aren't rituals, but I never drink before a date. I will sometimes work out the same day, but not as a plan. I'll adjust my meal schedule so I'm not hungry or in need of gastrointestinal relief during the date. For special occasions like long dates, I make sure the champagne is chilled and I have time to stop for flowers and chocolates.
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And not necessarily in any particular order:
1) If I have enough time, I will work out 3-4 hours before the appointment (1 hour of weights - no cardio). Relax in the hot tub afterwards. If I don't have a lot of time, then I still try to work out for 10 minutes (100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups) before I jump in the shower.
2) Shower immediately after working out and again immediately before leaving --- if I worked out a few hours before the appointment (emphasis). Wash critical areas (emphasis).
3) Shave. Electric razor.
4) After showering thoroughly, if I have a flavored gel (or something), then I might put a little on critical areas.
5) Cologne. Ensure no "cologne cock."
6) Brush teeth. Mouthwash (before showering and then again after showering).
7) Gum. I sometimes chew gum either after I brush my teeth, when I am in the shower, and/or while I am en route.
8) Mentos or tic tacs. Usually after I am done chewing gum.
9) Depending on the lady, I may fill either my briefcase or laptop case with gifts, toys, and/or a few hygiene items such as hand sanitizer. Hands can never be clean enough.
10) Energy drink. Monster beverage or Red Bull. I bring this with me and I usually drink it right after I text the lady that I have arrived (because I usually arrive 10 minutes early to my appointment). Timing works out perfectly.
* Also, fingernails clipped the day before.
A "tough" workout a few hours prior to an appointment makes me feel that the appointment is sort of a reward for my "hard work."
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ball sack/ass crack hygiene.When a woman mentions length, I prefer that she's not referring to my nails lol
I love to draw my nails across a woman's thighs while DATY or across her breasts. The intention is to arouse her, not draw blood. I'd be stating the obvious where nails and FIV is concerned.
One ritual I omitted that is aporeciated and enjoyed by women is WARM HANDS ...I always wash my hands in warm water even when I don't shower. It's more likely a woman will draw closer rather than pull away from a cold embrace because your hands feel good. Most will comment on it as it shows consideration. Don't ever think that a woman doesn't recognize consideration.
Cold hands and long nails put a gal in survival mode!
I addition to all the hygiene steps mentioned, 30 minutes before the agreed time take the blue pill
