I know we talked about HIV here and there on this forum.

Do you wear a rubber suit when you walk to your car in a lightning storm?

And just what is wrong with wearing a bike helmet when driving a car?

Ha! No worries, even God can't hit a one iron!

there is also a pill you can take which prevents you from ever getting HIV. You have to be on it for a month ahead and take it every day.

TRUVADA is a prescription medicine that can be used to help reduce the risk of getting HIV-1 infection when used together with safer sex practices. This use is only for adults who are at high risk of getting HIV-1 through sex. This includes HIV-negative men who have sex with men and who are at high risk of getting infected with HIV-1 through sex, and male-female sex partners when one partner has HIV-1 infection and the other does not.

instead of carrying HIV testers, after you have sex, just carry an old-fashioned straight razor and carefully shave off the top two layers of skin from the head of your dick.  You will probably only need to do this once, and you will be protected the rest of your life.  Some guys that are experienced with a straight razor and know how to do this really well might need to do it two or three times before they're protected.

Plenty of folks don't use condoms...to each their own.

At least it wasn't the "I've fallen" thread

3 woods (driver/3/5, but I'd go driver/3/7 on my old local course), 3-9 iron, 3 wedges and a putter. Never understood the need or purpose for all those long irons and those weird hybrid rescue club things that took the place of the long iron for some people, used one of them for a couple of rounds (get to know your shop pro, people) and it seemed like a great way to make your wallet lighter for no reason.

I drank only beer out of a bottle that I opened personally and I wouldn't even take a piss in the "bano" as I was scared about something swimming up "my stream" and giving me some horrible and incurable illness.  

The one and even the two are too difficult to hit by most amateurs. No need for either to be in your bag. More lofted clubs are much more accurate anyway and that is more effective in the long run for the weekly duffers.

When I bought my last set of irons I bought them 1-PW, I own three wedges and I have a driver, 2 and 4 wood. I "might" consider a seven wood someday when I get "older" lol  I mix and match which clubs I am going to carry partly depending on the course I am playing and partly depending on whether I am hitting my long irons better or my fairway woods.  I often find myself using a two iron off the tee on par fours of 400 yards or less.

Sometimes, I think it's a better bet to chip over the windmill than to try to go through the opening at the bottom.  

Why did you go in?

It only takes 4 weeks for HIV to show up in a person's body in the U.S.?

There are a bunch of different tests with different sensitivity and selectivity and reliability. They can sample different fluids or tissues (blood, saliva, ...). The more sensitive tests can detect virus at lower levels, which usually means sooner after exposure.  

I read that viral loads are lower at say the one month mark and can result in a 'negative' reading. But that they should be high enough at three months...so a negative reading at one month doesn't guarantee a HIV-free status.

Was it Robbin???,

Rapid test take 15-20 minutes they are quite useful , although  
As not as accurate as RNA test ,
Rapid test usually will give you pretty good idea  
If you are infected or not between 3-5 weeks after exposure .

and I wanted to see them all. Besides, I had never been in a "seven dollar" whore house before. Well not since the 1970's that is. lol

Then on to fairway woods. Professionals, maybe.

Come on guys. Get a spoon and go at it at 15 degrees. Let us know if anyone gets a hole in one

She told me she prefers my boffing to my baffing.

Kinda off topic, but actually, there was an Australian study looking at the (non)-effectiveness of their bicycle helmet law which found that a helmet law for motorists or pedestrians would be more effective at reducing injuries. So what I always reply to people who tell me I should wear a bicycle helmet is that I'll start wearing one when they start wearing a helmet when driving/walking. Invariably shuts them up.