When I get back home to London I'm going to treat myself to my first appointment with a male escort.  Obviously, the main objective is that I have a hot time but, you know, I'd like him to have fun too  What do you suggest I do to make sure he's relaxed and has fun?    If you were a male escort turning up to entertain me for the evening, what would enhance your enjoyment of the encounter?

that's the way it works, right?  he gets paid?

The vast majority of clients a male escort sees are gay men, and only a VERY few women.  The riskier they play it, the more they get paid.  It's the nature of the business.  And this isn't speculation on my part, a friend of a friend worked as a male escort in Los Angeles and he was very direct in telling us what goes on.  He was a "bi" guy, married to an escort himself, buy even he said he wasn't prepared for some of the things he had to do with these guys.  He thought he'd have mostly female clients, but it just doesn't work that way.

I urge you to be extremely careful if you decide to see a male escort.  The subject has been discussed on this board in the past (along with transexuals).  You should know that there are a lot of guys who don't want to be with providers that have been with "bi" guys or transexuals because of the greater risk of having been in contact with HIV postive guys.  I'm not trying to be judgemental, just thought you should be aware of the other side of this coin.  Sorry if it's not the answer you expected.

complete with juicy details! Website, links, the whole 9 yards (or was that inches?) Ok, you've done it now!

I'm sure most male escorts see mainly men but I know for a fact (I've checked this out already) that the guy I have in mind is totally hetro and never sees guys.  He probably doesn't get much work because of it - one more reason I'd like him to have fun with me!

From all the things I have seen on your website, this site, and Captain 69, I am pretty sure he will have a fine time.  At the very least, you will be among the best looking clients he has ever had.

Now if I could lose forty pounds and get my old hair line back, that is a career I could handle, with clients like you.


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"Cowards can never be moral."
M.K. Gandhi

"If you ain't workin' men, you ain't working"

Men are usually the ones with the drive to want sex totally on a whim. Thus in the Gay world, paying another guy to suck you off is totally seen at a legit deal, and most gay guys have played on one side or the other of the game at least once.

And a lot of the men who escort prefer dick so be prepared for him to cruise down to the loos at victoria Station (any train depot will do) rather than play with your "fishy thing".

Personally, I am an angler, but I had to share.

Here is what I would like, you would need to convert these to English customs
1)show up in a Porsche 911 which you insist I drive
2)Take me to your Private box at the localfootball game where we have at it on the couch
3)feed me a large lobster dinner
4)bubble bath in the penthouse suite where we take turns shaving each other's private areas
5)Have your way with me and then force me to service all of your beautiful friends
6)Feed me breakfast and then have your way with me again

complain you didn't get your money's worth and force me to do it all over again at 1/2 my usual fee.

I am busy on thursday but if you PM me soon I might be able to fit you in on FRIDAY

Waiting patiently for your reply
orthodx

orthodx:

1) I can't drive so no chance of me turning up in a Porche
2) I like soccer much more than football (though football is fun to watch too)
3) I'm vegetarian so I only like lobsters when I see them alive on a reef as I'm snorkelling
4) I don't shave as I don't like stubble, I only wax

But numbers 5 and 6 sound fine - I'll round my friends up and have them waiting on Friday  lol   xxx

So, which is it, Arsenal or Chelsea?

Lucky bastard.

most clients rate a 4 in appearance and 5 in performance!  I thought I was the only one

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I mean don't you spend a fair amount of time getting laid by guys?  Aren't there some you find totally fetching?  Wouldn't one of them take you up on a "special session"?  And, for that matter, couldn't you have any one of a thousand studly dudes you might meet in the local pub do you for the fun of it?

Hell, I do it for half of what ever he wants.  Make that 1/4...1/8... hapence?

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unless she has run across so many "free dates" with guys who don't know what the f*ck they are doing, that she desperately wants someone who is competent and doesn't need to be told what to do.  

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OK
Horse drawn carriage, Wembley stadium for soccer or rugby and I would much prefer to dine on you.  The how wax I would have to think about.

Do you happen to know the way to Oklahoma City?  I'll be waiting for you on the corner in my knickers LOL

"What do you suggest I do to make sure he's relaxed and has fun?"

I'd make sure he was me!

In other words, do you want to be pampered all evening and built up slowly to an exquisitely intense finish, or are you feeling physical and would like to go home feeling a bit tired and sore.

I can visualize being a male escort and doing the pampering routine, while the client is thinking “My God, when is he going to get started?”

Thanks for all your entertaining comments!

There's no great mystery to it.  I often have great sex with clients (sometimes I find it hard to believe I'm actually getting paid to have so much fun) but I just want to experience the escort thing from the other side - what's life without new experiences!?  And I will certainly write a review!

You should play innocent the first time around with him.  Be a librarian or something.  See what he does with that.  Then for the second round, let it all loose and show him what you can do.

No offense to any librarians.

From what I've seen show up with a Beckham umbro kit top, a pint of bitter, some chish and fips , and Chelsea tix and he'll do you for at least a couple of minutes before he's off to the pub with his mates

From the way brit ladies go on about American men, I'd say you can do better

But then I am half brit- so perhaps I don't know shit

This has been a fun thread but I don't think you have gotten much direct response to your question, which I understand to be "What do you do to make sure he's relaxed and has fun?", which question, with a different provider pronoun, is important to me, too.  From a hobbyist perspective I suggest: 1) Know what you want to have happen.  Know what you want from him to make you relaxed, happy, and excited, whatever that may be.  2) Communicate your desires very clearly to the provider before you meet.  3) Trust your instincts about the nature of the response you get from the provider.  Enthusiastic and sexy?  Compliant but less than thrilled?  If he's not fully on board, repeat 1 and 2 with someone else.  Don't worry too much about anything else.  People who are getting their desires met tend to be good about meeting the desires of others, and I can't see why you would be an exception.  You'll know what to do when you are face-to-face within the structure of your communicated desires.  4)  Have a ball.

Your post above proves that fairly conclusively.

EOM

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I'd love to be on the other side of this deal - of course knowing in advance what the lady looks like (rather than meeting at the door or in a bar) would be a  major inducement in your case.

The opportunity to be 'required' to satisfy the lady and meet every genuine need would be a real turn on - as would a wild response to meeting any ladies fantasy request. Nerves and inhibitions should be left at the door

I live in hope.

...but in this case, my God!  What a lucky man!

Carrie, have fun, be yourself, and I'm sure this guy will love you.

F.