I was with a co-worker the other day helping him out with a task when on the computer screen behind us flashed some breaking story about yet another politician caught using escorts in the DR. He went on about how it was it security issue (probably) and where do these guys get off on this and went about the 50 Shades of Grey books about the contracts and lists of permissible sexual acts and deviancies that may occur and we had a good laugh about how silly it was. Except, for one thing, I was having a good laugh because I have a MILF, that after several dates outside of BBFS, I'm still not sure what sexual practices would be out of bounds. While I was laughing with him, mind you, I was thinking, oh, the stories I could tell you!

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in Downtown DC... Best part was that work was not only SLOW at night, but you got paid extra to work at night  I was 23 and hobbying very actively. When it got real slow at night, the chit-chat started amongst the guys... They would tell me stories about this other guy who went to strip clubs during his break between 00:00 and 1:00. He would sometimes show up drunk....

He eventually got fired.....

I felt like telling them...."That's rookie stuff buddy..." I see hookers after my work before going home like at least twice a month.. LMAO...