Recently during a session when a client who just kept wanting to  finger the chocolate starfish...even though I did tell him I wasn't too comfortable with that...i pootered. Now it wasn't a huge one more like he stepped on a mouse but he seemed repulsed...hell he is the one who wants to lick finger and fuck the damn thing (BTW I don't normally provide full greek unless a client is well...underendowed) I felt very embarrassed but whats a girl to do? I have personally heard many clients sound off espeically after a dinner date and always during an overnight...Yes men you fart in your sleep. I know he isn't going to see me again because of it but Why really. I am a vegetarian and because of my diet I do fart quite a bit but I can usually control it. I have actually had a couple of clients that had a fetish for this sort of thing but they are few and far between.

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I say what goes around comes around.  Or in this case what goes in....well you get the idea.  

No offense taken!  I can hold my breath for several min....LOL

If this is his only problem, he is a bit too sensitive.

-Hoot.

Farting is one of the oldest jokes since grade school ... buttt (lol), seriously, I brought this situation up in a conversation to a friend, some time ago, and he said to me, well, if someone insists on sticking his finger in the gopher hole, he might get bitten.

I went to see the flick Sex & Lucia the other day, and in one of the scenes, Lucia comes out of the bathroom naked after we've just heard her pee AND fart.  The audience giggled, I suppose relieved, because of the open attitude in the flick.  

Good gosh,it happens.  I wouldnt feel so horrible about it.  I was told by a friend one time that while I was in the seat on the plane next to him sleeping, that I farted.  I thanked him for taking the "heat" from the surrounding passengers for me.  We both still get a good laugh out of it.

xoxo

FF




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rimming is one of my frenzy things, but i don't normally probe further. partly for the reason you describe.

i'm averse to sores, rashes, red scars, oozy piercings, boils, discharge and rotty smells from normal places. everything else is nature.

what's the loss? the guy insisted on doing what he wanted, and there's only more of that to come if you saw him again, believe me. so you did want you wanted/had to, and there you are. he can't stand that in a girl!

Jpeg may not feel the same way about it…

See ya soon, smiley!!

Actually, there is a scientific reason that farts smell. It is so that deaf people can enjoy them also

Heheh, I dont think it was the sound that was noticed, lol.

Thank you, but I was talking about the guys, lol.

But, Damnstraight, you got me started.  Now the truth comes out  It was Jpeg under the bed snoring all that time (oh and can that cute little 8 pounder make a lotta noise!)  

Anyway, I dont snore, I "puff"!  ( So I've been told, and that's what I thought,  but now I guess you've informed me otherwise! ).  Still, I've been around men who keep the neighbors awake.  When that happens, I just curl up in the fetal position, you never know what might happen with all that noise .  (

Now I'm wiser, I not only have condoms, but also snore strips.

xoxo

FF

Man I don't know what he fed that thing but he was Foul. Then to top it off if it was a loud one he would look behind him like he was confused and would run in circles barking...lets just say for me it kind of killed the mood...aparently he, however, did not have a sense of smell or really loved that damn dog.

Hey I love dogs too but sometimes they got to go...the way they stare is damn unnerving....

He'd be sound asleep, fart, and jump up terrified and run the other way without looking back! I used to laugh so hard!!!!! He wasn't super stinky tho, he was just getting old... just like older men (gosh I remember my 80 year old grandfather could really really go at it!), older dogs do fart more!!!!

I guess I wouldn't want him around in the midst of a session tho, altho I'd personally probably just make a joke out of the whole thing... it IS funny!

Hugs*
Nicole