You open the door to yet another session and are about to turn the "game face" on... when, It Is HIM.  He for whom you have been a lady in waiting....   Who the heck is he?  What's this dude like... surely he cannot be Ron Jeramy's twin.. as was suggested by the TER pole...  

Now the specifics of my question..... Has this happened to you?  Do you let him know what has happened?  What do you expect from this happening... and Finally the big question - Did YOU Expect this to happen?  in this "hobby"?  

Now if you will excuse me, I must go and attend to some private matters.... I should be back in, I dunno, 2-3 min...   Thanks.

if I've seen someone during a session who is hung like an Arabian horse (knight)?

Hugs,
Ciara

...how you feel when it is I, Lex Luethor, at the door!

Most ladies just say, "Yes, well, I gave to the Krishnas at the airport, now if you don't mind, I'm expecting someone..."

Atlantic City.... the Miss Am. Padget now has the lock on Vegas....

Comeon... you know what I mean.... does mr. right or mr. "for-the-time-being" ever show up at your door for a scheduled hour of rented passion ????   comon.... Gimme the fantasy....

And Lex - for you - how long have you been lurking for someone to set you up like that.... I should charge...  Hee hee, I still got it....

Yes, there have been those hot & steamy sessions with Mr. Slong and, if you're patient, I'll give you more later. I'm hitting the sack -- and alone, darn it!

Hugs,
Ciara

...one or two ladies have called me "Mr. S[ch]long"...

...of course all the others have wondered (aloud) what gender I was when I took my pants off.



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Sadly it would be inappropriate to post them here where the person may read it and feel his trust has been compromised.  Or worse stop calling.  There must be some clever way to discuss this in a less libelous way.

There are two guys who made an instant, very strong impression on me the moment I laid eyes on them.  I'm now very good friends with both of them

And I must admit that my ATF!  it happened differently for me... I met her - and only on about the 2nd or 3rd time did I realize that "this is some woman"!!   but thanks....  and
"good luck with that"  ;->

Yes, I do..
over 9 inches, i get a little nervous. I simply explain this may not be fun for him and just get the bad review if i must from Long Dong Silver and give him his money back.

Most men with the big hoo hoo know how to use it and have not killed me yet however

What is not too long
but cannot sing a song...

Can you guess this thing of mine...
It will may a smile upon your face to shine

During the hour that we have to meet
You will be amazed by my less than one feet... (hee hee)

Pleasure for me to be sure.
Our time for such ectasy pure.

But the thing that will make you scream
Is that thing Oh, my god - it's green


Hee hee hee hee.....

9/1/05, hon, you wrote:

Recently, I've heard of girls cancelling appointments because in references we will say if men were "large ". Or  men will tell them they are large. Basically to get ready for the big laboski.. The long dong !!..

C'mon now ! An escort that can't take big cocks is like McDonalds not having hamburgers..Is it so.. Ill die laughing if its a fact and not a myth.

I lost some of my innocence the day I posted about the drop-dead gorgeous guy who showed up at my door. See how sweet and naive I was? http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=13772&boardID=12  

In the ensuing discussion, two of the culprits of forever shattering some of that innocence are G2 and Gandalf, though you should read the entire thread to truly appreciate it. http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=13810&boardID=12
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=13816&boardID=12
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=13819&boardID=12
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=13830&boardID=12

I'm still pretty sweet, though.

Laurel

Whatever happened to these great writers. I don't see them post anymore.

...but they asked me to leave.

huge monsterous cock isnt..(ron Jeremy type as explained in first post of thread)  
reread before ya qoute me.

Thanks for having the time to look my thread up from 3 months ago.. Hardwood my favorite fan. How sweet of you..

CiaraHasFun also qoutes to you " f/o"  

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mention of the Bizarro world in 2001 !  that was quite the line... eh?

At least she didn't mace me.....



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I've 69'd them. Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara

but I was answering Bizarro's post.

Yes, we could have coffee, swap recipes, discuss our cats, our nephews and nieces, and then when I couldn't take the hormonal stress anymore, I could whip out the envelope for a drastic change in tone...

Since I got into the hobby, I have fantasized about being neighbors to a provider.  For a single guy, that would be the perfect situation.  Not the one I was contemplating here, mind you!  However, since you brought it up...