It never ceases to amaze me that the lovely Providers who charge several hundred dollars for their "time" still manage to put up a "gifts" page on their website.

Well what's good for the goose is good for the gander.  Or is it what's good for the gander is good for the goose.  Or maybe it's Canadian Geese or just the birds that fly south from Canada to Michigan that think Michigan is south.  Well you know what I mean Vern.

Here is my suggested gift list for all the Providers that I plan to spend "time" with before the end of July (someone's having a baby at the end of July but I am not saying who)

Suggested Gifts FOR(read again)FOR Ridgetucky:

*  1 box of Macanudo Prince of Wales cigars - please do not mistake me for Gay because I like the thought of having a large phallic symbol in my mouth while sucking on it for an hour.

*  1 extra large Turkish Spa Bathrobe - I love to lounge while having the boys rest comfortably against soft fabric.  I mean who doesn't!!

*  1 case of Yuengling Premium.  So that the bladder is extra full for the Provider who enjoys watersports.  What better way than to be drenched in beer from America's oldest brewery.  The gift that keeps on giving.

*  1 or more gift cards to ColdStone creamery.  If you have ever been there it explains itself.  If you are lucky maybe I will spread that butterfat ice cream in that place where the sun doesn't shine and eat it out.  A delicious combo of cream/butter/ and you know the rest.


P.S.  I am thinking about starting a website for myself as a hobbyist.  Like the providers.  There I will post numerous pictures of my hairy ass, slightly pouchy belly, my man tits, etc.  I will have all my reference info available.  And of course a gifts page.  Sound crazy?

Ridgetucky out






*

What about like my local coffee shop, buy 4 get one visit free.  

Not comaparing you lovely ladies with coffee, but just as addictive.

We sip from traditional sake cups, and then from each other's navels...

OK, forget the sake cups, let's cut to the good part!

between superego and id disappear lol

I'm with ya on this one. A fantastic project. Let's do it! (well, except for the man-tits bit perhaps lol)

but I can't find any rules for guys posting.  I would do outcall and offer weekly specials.  Hell I don't want gifts just show me the money.. LOL

I would absolutely love to give my lovely boys nice gifts but herein lies the problem...discretion is paramount.

I thought a really cool gift would be something delicious to munch on at the office like "Edible Arrangements" to celebrate our edible arrangement. Hehe.

Flowers and chocolates with a thank you card may blow your cover.

If I've seen a guy a few times, I will buy him a gift and surprise him at our next session and that bathrobe idea was one I've had before. *wink*

On your website post how many roses for your time! Nothing like driving your delusions to the limits.

Thanks for posting this. It made me smile as I read it.

Actually, it brings up a great topic: What is an appropriate gift to buy a hobbyist?

I pondered this question quite a bit this past holiday season when I wanted to get a regular of mine a gift. I just didn't know where to start. Any suggestions on gifts to buy during the holiday season or just any time a year would be appreciated. PMs welcomed.

By the way, thank you to my gentlemen friends who bring me gifts. I do not have a gift page, yet I enjoy gifts because my friends typically read my website to figure out what I will like. It is a turn on that they want to get a sense of my personality and figure out my likes. They typically bring me books, and gift certificates to Barnes & Nobles and Victoria Secrets. They are so attentive and I find it attractive that they take that much time to figure out the things I might like. One friend just gave me lavender bath salts because he knows I love pampering myself. Now, if only I could figure out what to get special gentlemen friends such as these gents. Any ideas? Thanks much!

Xoxo, Gia

It sounds like you've put a lot of thought into this and I'd go with the bathrobe.  It seams to be most suitable.  I love the feel of a nice robe on my soft skin, it makes everything that happens within much much better.  I'd say the Coldstone gift card, but DATY may cause a little iritation since she may be a little sensitive ...  I am also a fan of the Yinglin, it is a great tasting bear, and may cause extra wetness.  The toss up is between the two!
Happy hobbying
XOXO
McKayla Woods

GiamarielLynn,

My ATF's birthday is coming up. Last year I took him to a swing club and he was in a crazed state of mind. We did a mfm, fmf, and joined in on an all out orgy.

This year I am hiring a provider for FBSM for the both of us. I have taken him out to dinner, to a concert, for a longggggggg drive, to the movies......so it is up to you...my ATF is a hugeeeeeeeee freak so anything to do with sex makes him very very happy.

Actually I some of my lady friends have asked questions about what is expected on an overnight or a trip to Vegas. I tell them if you've seen the guy before what does he like to drink..a nice bottle of wine is great.  

When taking a weekend trip with someone who is paying your time and all expenses I suggested she pick up the tab for breakfast or lunch. Without making a big deal of it on your way back from the ladies room find the waiter and slip him the money to cover the bill, so as not making a issue when the check arrives. When the client asks for the bill and is told it's been taken care of already, he will be pleasantly surprised and likely feel it's less about the money and really, if he's giving you a few thousand whats even a seventy dollar lunch. Or if not that and you're going to be by the pool all day, buy him a hat at the cabana stand.
It's all about showing that you appreciate him just as when he brings a gift for you. BTW things like this may even lead to a nice tip at the end of the trip.

The gift of a lovely lady's affection is more than enough

for me.

The big smile, the welcome embrace, the intimate small talk, the warm and tender kissing, the love making.

Her words in bed, her manner, I don't want anything more than I've been getting.

Beside I enjoy giving things, I like it the way it is.

-- Modified on 5/21/2009 12:57:43 AM

LOL.
The only problem with getting gifts is explaining to Mrs ego_check where they came from.
I am satisfied with the discounts, and the OTC extras. Now those are gifts that a man can use!

I grow tired of the people who are outraged by a simple gift page.  (?)

They serve a purpose for some.

Can reveal more about a lady's personality.

I have yet to see a gift page where a lady states that gifts are required on top of her fee.


This complaining poster also seems annoyed that some ladies charge "several hundred dollars for her *their* time".   (?)  


I suspect you are just angry because you imagine (wrongly) that women who charge what you consider to be an extravagant amount are rolling in dough.
*Don't believe everything you see on TV*

The reality is:  At best, women who do this live modestly and save modestly and a little gift can mean a great deal.  It can symbolize a deeper friendship or show an appreciation that means so much..  a bottle of perfume... a few roses....
Some people WANT to do this and the cost of a book or a CD is cool with them..But cost is relative.  Some men regularly spend $500 and upwards for a bottle of wine with dinner..
They aren't better ... just live with a different perspective of cost and value.


Further more:  WE DO sell time.  No need to put it in parenthesis.  Apparently you see us as only bodies not the full rich individual personalities most of us are.

You stand corrected.

reading a lot more into this than was obviously intended. Everyone else seemed to get the fact that it's was a humorous post. Notice the big yellow smiley face.

Obviously, providers are more than just bodies. In fact, I think personality makes or breaks everything. A sense of humor is especially important!  And, naturally, the very best providers are those that see hobbyists as more than just a wallet.

And speaking of humor ... here I am just imagining me setting up a website as though I were an escort ... the photo session ... balding pate (click), love handles (click), gap-toothed smile (click)! Combine this with a services page:

FAE (farts after eating)
LASS (laughs at stupid stuff)
DATHA (dinner at the hairy asshole)

I can imagine women line up to pay me NOT to visit!  (*chuckle*) It would be like a protection racket.

Someone would call up my escort agency: "Yes, please, can you send me the balding guy with the hairy ass and paunch? Yes, he's just SO hot!"

ROFLMAO!

By all means, give me the gift of not laughing at me TOO hard when my clothes come off!  (*chuckle*)

she has a section on her gifts page for donations to renovate her backhouse.  

No wonder she could not see the humor in the post.  She obviously feels guilty.

WTF do you do with the money for your "time".

Take a chill pill!!!!!!!!!

No, I don't think Alea overreacted at all, nor do I think she is lacking in humor. I would have posted a similar response, except that I make it a policy to ignore Ridgetucky as much as possible. (Technically since I'm replying to a reply of a reply, I can skirt my own rule of never replying to the little troll).

The original post might, *might* be considered almost a little bit humorous, if it weren't for the fact that this type of post is pretty much the ONLY thing Ridge ever has to say, and most of the time, he's not going for humor. He's just being a troll. A prior post in which he bragged about pissing on a woman was the last straw. Note, the same theme appeared in this post as well. Sorry, treating a woman like a non-human object (toilet) just isn't funny.

I see what you are saying, SinsOfTheFlesh!

Let me give you my serious take on the "Gifts" page: this page is a giant favor to men for which which we should be thankful.

Most items on ladies' gift lists are relatively small in cost when compared to their fees. They clearly aren't putting those items there as a source of income. Instead, these are clearly very bright women with some insight into male psychology and giving men a pleasant experience.

It's a boon to men in three ways.

First off, being able to bring a gift that you know will be appreciated brings a very human dimension to something that has the potential to be business-like. It removes the "business" aspect psychologically, leaving the man more free to be "in the moment." The gift, rather than the envelope, becomes the focus.

Secondly, speaking only for myself, I'm clueless to start with and don't pick up subtle cues well. A lady has to hit me over the head with a 2x4 for me to understand that she prefers X chocolates rather than Y chocolates. A gift list is something most men would love to receive from a wife or girlfriend instead of the "well, if you paid attention you'd know" line!

Third, in many cases the woman is not known personally in advance. Even the most sensitive and thoughtful of men would be lost. A gift list solves that problem.

So ... I'm a huge fan of the gift list, and really appreciate both the list AND the thoughtfulness of the woman putting it up in the first place.

Dude ... some of the items on her gift list cost less than $11.

You notice the smiley face next to the donation button? It's free-will, you can choose to bring her an Allman Brothers CD instead.

Be nice to the lady -- she IS a Texan, and can probably hog-tie you and brand you in less than 5 seconds if you give her much trouble.

Just put the envelope on the table, give her something nice off her Amazon wish list and be very very very polite.  (*grin*)

is the 1(ONE) you CHOSE to spend your time with.

I THINK and believe when a lady has listed gifts on her website, it is for those whom choose to not ONLY spend time w/her but ALSO for the gents whom love to "spoil" a LADY?!

I have things listed, that I do like, on my site. It is NOT intended for 1s, nor expected from a gent to do "both"(donation on top of gift).

There are MANY gents whom thoroughly enjoy going shopping for his "date" and picking something out FOR her, simply because he WANTED to.

EVERYtime I see him, he has a gift for me. He KNOWS he doesn't have to but... he LIKES to!!!!!

I, even IF were a gent, see absolutely NOTHING wrong with having gifts listed. In matter of fact, sometimes gifts are given/recieved(upon agreement between lady & gent), rather than..."greens"!  

Rather than coming across as "CROSS", have an open mind and consider other possibilities of the things in which tend to aggravate you....

that's why I joined in.

That being said - you're absolutely right. I always read a lady's gift page when I'm making a decions about contacting her. Much may sometimes be learned there about the lady and her personality and sense of self.

I also apprecaite the suggestions because I like to give gifts and its nice to know that something will be appropos.

A wepage for hobbyists? What a wonderful idea. Do post the url when you get it done...make sure the images are recent and not retouched. Show yourself from all angles or the ladies will think you're trying to hide something unsavory.

Are you going to show face pics? How about reviews? And please do add a gifts page. If you don't want providers to haggle up, you had better place a non negotiable rate you're willing to pay.

If you need a designer I have a good one I can recommend. Best of luck!

If you don't want or like to, don't.

Other who like to, let them.

I always give gifts to providers whom I like and have fun with. Not on a first date though. It is just showing someone is special, nothing more and nothing less.

It is free country, providers can put up gift pages and hobbysts can decide to give or not.

Nothing to be amazed about.

You must be from Ohio to mention it. we can't get Yuengling without a run to PA.  It would be a great gift

It's the little things that count.... last year around Christmas I received several gifts from my favorite ladies. One was a small box of chocolate truffles - very easy to share. Another was a big, left handedcoffee mug, a very nice thought since we often joked about how small the styrofoam cups were where I worked. Third lady simply asked if I could stay a while and made me dinner.

And it doesn't matter if they bought the gifts in bulk, it really was the thought that counted.

Needless to say I continue to see these lovely ladies.

MH50

It reads with an undercurrent of hostility (to me)

Not saying that is what YOU specifically intended to convey BUT there are many posts on this subject questioning the appropriateness of a 'gifts' page or of people making some objection to them.


Shame on me to use the word 'whine'... ha ha
I knew that would stir people up.. part of me likes to aggravate.  
But I see what I consider ALOT of misunderstanding on this subject..and it always seems coupled with a comment/complaint on time fees.