Let's play would you rather....  TER SEX EDITION

Would you rather leave sex feeling charged up or feeling exhausted?

Would you talk to the people watching you while you were having sex

K9 or69?

For example, I used to see two women who were bisexual, and I'd watch them get it on, sometimes fucking between their stomachs as they were doing 69 with each other.

Then I'd get it on with one of them and have them ride cowgirl over me while the other played with herself with her muff just inches from my face.  With any luck she'd come and squirt on me just as I was getting off in her partner.

God, those were good times.

How am I supposed to carry on a conversation with a face full of muff?

Which begs the question...

forgotten where you are? LOL impossible feat to follow instructions...yes!!!

one man or two? (or more??)

So here's one for you:

Lady's choice or man's choice?

Fireplace for sure.  

Favorite place for sex in public?

Banana Hammock, Tightie Whities, Boxers or Boxer Briefs?

-Rather she watch me.
-Fireplace.
-Lace bra and garters - panties over the garters to come off almost immediately.
-answering my own question, I'm definitely more dominant in bed.

Everything is the 'man's' choice here but you didn't answer my question silly.......LOL

Sorry, but my reply must break your rule, though I think you will like it.  And it does go directly to the "watch or being watched" example.
A few days ago in Costa Rica I brought a couple of hot girls back to my room.  One of them was riding me and enjoying watching herself in a full-length mirror.  Then she asked her friend to do a video of it using her iPhone.  The second girl was shouting instructions such as "Duro!  Duro!" (harder! harder!).
Now here's where it gets into information overload.  After she shot the video, Girl #2 starts showing it to us while Girl #1 is still riding me.  So I'm watching her ride me, can see it in the mirror and I'm watching the video, all at the same time.  Now THAT is "watching" taken to a whole new level.
Oh, and after that, Girl #1 was laying next to me watching more of the video while Girl #2 sucked my cock.  When she'd get to a part she really liked, Girl #1 would high-five me.
TS, let us know if this really happened.  I know wt would say I'm not even here.  I could care less

Petite or busty? (and no not both lol)

can't you see we're having enough trouble here as it is LOL...

Dick, play the game right or don't play at all...it's not that difficult. No one cares who you are in bed, got news for ya hahahahahaha.  

Bacon or... sausage?

BACON of course LOL...crispy and nummy!

question silly?  

Oral: Give or receive?

Steak or lobster? lol

playing the game right LOL. Ask me a question silly.........

Baked potato or smashed?

you have to end with a question. When you play right, I'll play with you.

Red or White?

White, milk, or dark chocolate woman with a phat ass?

Both (depends on my mood)  

Wjthout asking you first lol

doesn't lol.

Give.  

Wine, beer or liquor?

sweet lol.  

Chocolate, Peanut Butter, or both?

I'd rather watch, but I am admittedly a voyeur.

any gorgeous fondue will do LOL.  

For oral? Sensual...

no trying to trick me up... both are cool.

ejected from the game LOL.

until you teach me to snowboard. Feisty!

Math or science?

Rustic cabin in the 'mountains' or modern 'beach' front digs?

trying to pick you up lol.

lil late this morning hahahahahaha.  

Both (depends on my mood)

depends on my mood

Sunbathing: Bikini, Topless, or Nude?  

Not according to anyone's rules.  You should do more thinking outside the box, cupcake.  And as to your question, that's a classic Hobson's Choice.  Both countries are so wonderful I couldn't possibly choose.
But, OK, if I absolutely must, I'll go with Italy.  The women and the rest of the scenery are as beautiful as I've ever seen.  And, while French food is great, it's generally too fussy.  You have not lived until you've eaten a late lunch with a lovely woman on the terrace of the San Pietro, looking at Positano.
Positano or Ravello?

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Also, I really don't give a shit.  Nothing to lose, even if it shows up on the Internet as Old Man Porn.

better to trade on and off!

I put it in the opposite order, Einstein.

Skydiving or scuba diving?

MMA.

vocal with faked O's or quieter until the real ones?

Music during or quiet?

Automatic car wash or self serve?

'blindfolded' so closed

'drug' talk, that actually makes me uncomfortable as I'm about as straight edge as you can get. Hahahahahhaa to your 'attention' necessity poke....are you sure you're not looking in the mirror Dick? I simply post...nothing more. Not looking for attn like some others I know on here...ahem.  

skydiving deff it's on my bucket list.

I'm on the sub side.  

Off-road or on?

whites or yolks?

Or will you selectively call out OT train wrecks only for those smarter than you?

Ice or roller?  lol

I need to buy you a fith-sh (lisp) sandwich.

Kayaking white water of course…

Well if you don't give a shit about being uploaded to Oldman porn. Com

Waxed completely or a little bit at the split?

key word in that whole phrase is 'ass'ume...and you know what they say about that.  

...reply to my perfectly legit response to the thread.

and I'm more at home on Hockey Skates. No "toepicks".

Lazy doggie kind of hurts my back. I think my butt is too big for my lumbar.  

That's muh girl you're talking to. Watch your tone, boo.  

I was in Vegas, requested a pool view room, I brought my binoculars with me and I sat by the window watching all those hotties while spanking my monkey...bad monkey. One of my provider fantasies is to do the same thing but having her blow me while I watch, I know, I know I'm bent. I'd never look in someone's windows though, that's too personal and that's their private space. But the way I figure it, if these women are going to wear those hot bikinis, I'm watching and having fun while doing so.

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I didn't read all the responses, but of those I did read NOONE followed the rules of the game correctly.  Doesn't really surprise me though, since most of those who post on the GD board are all "look at me" types.

Rock phase:
Anything by the Pixies, but especially "Hey"
Men's Needs album of The Cribs
Floyd
Ten album Pearl Jam
Almost any Radiohead
Alice in Chains
SFA (Super Furry Animals)
If mushy, Dig by Incubus, some Coldplay, second Portishead album, About Today by the Nationals

so can't answer. On my bucket list to visit where I'm from indeed. I do like your choices very much so.  

UA, and thank you Senator. Very sweet. No more questions for me

your blanket request is denied.  

we can agree on this. Now, when you decide you'd like to post like a true gentleman or at least try, then I guess our conversations are indeed over. No need to stalk any further and keep asking everyone about me...it's ok to move on. Really. My feelings won't be hurt in the least.  

It's the grey, drippy, depressing stuff I can't stand.  As for Italy, Amalfi, Sorrento and Capri are right  up there, too.  As is Venice, decayed like Miss Havisham's wedding cake, but gorgeous. As is Siena. I could go on.  But, for me, the best is to be in Rome at my ex-in-law's place near the Vatican.  Nothing beats living in a city with natives, and not being in a hotel room, going to other relatives places for dinner, etc., my little Pepperoni.  You would love my Soppressata

Not only did I ignore your OTC challenges. You post stalked me here again.

away. Do you ever shut up? I don't delete anything, not sure who does, but it ain't me. Now again, GO the FUCK AWAY.  

Or else, if you're smart, you would have thrown an answer and a question on the back of that PSA.