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Ooh can I write a song too?
Squeezylabeef 41 Reviews 97 reads
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Sung to the tune of "Let It Snow" - duh

Well the weather outside is frightful
But the hooker's twat is oh so tight-ful
So if I got a wallet full of dough
Fuck the ho, fuck the ho, fuck the ho

Oh there's more if you want it

SantaFollowmeClaus1132 reads

cuming to Town


You better watch out
You better not fake it
Better not NCNS
I’m telling you why
SantaFollowmeClaus is cuming to town

He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s naughty and nekkid
SantaFollowmeClaus is cuming to town

He sees you when you ar DFK’ing
He knows when you are BBBJ’ing
He knows if you’ve been bad or naughty
So be oral for orgasm sake

O!  you better watch out
You better not fake it
Better not NCNS
I’m telling you why
SantaFollowmeClause is cuming to town
SantaFollowmeClaus is cuming all over town



Ho Ho Ho
Jingle my Bells
XLIV = 4

SantaFollowmeClaus102 reads

Rudolph will be making your gift this year.

Yes I gave him several very large burritos to eat  this evening, your gift will be ready in the morning.

Ho-Ho-Ho
XLVI = 4

And for all you Hebrew girls and boychicks, I'll be bringing you chocolate coins, dredels and nice, sensible warm socks.  When I'm done with you, you'll become Hare Krishnas!  It will KILL your mother!  Just KILL her!

I've got some good Jewish holiday tunes too.

Sung to "White Christmas"

I'm creaming in some tight shikzes
Just like the ones from ol' high school
And yes ol' Squeezy
Loves to eat their pussies
And drop his spunk in their assholes

It's a work in progress

Sung to the tune of "Let It Snow" - duh

Well the weather outside is frightful
But the hooker's twat is oh so tight-ful
So if I got a wallet full of dough
Fuck the ho, fuck the ho, fuck the ho

Oh there's more if you want it

What does "followme" and "XLIV=4" mean?

SantaFollowmeClaus77 reads

Followme is my cousin and the screen name of the patriarch of the followme family.

XLIV is a typo it should be XLVI  = 4
Since the entire followme family are huge GIANTS fans XLVI = 4 means that we all are rooting for predicting, and hoping that the GIANTS will win super bowl XLVI and that would be their 4th super bowl win.


Thank You
XLVI = 4

SantaFollowmeClaus81 reads

Harryfollowmehannukah is an IMPOSTER and a FRAUD , and NOT part of the followme family.

Thank you
XLVI  =  4

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