I got an email response... only 5 months after! Best part is, she thinks I sent that recently and she sounds like we are ready to have some fun any day this week.
Hello??? I left your town 5 months ago. I'm a few thousand miles away!
man...you guys have the worst experiences with ho's. Over and over again.
Jeesh. The endless headaches finding providers who aren't tricking the review system by being older than 25, threatening to blackmail you, wanting unreasonable screening info, ruining your sessions with BJ's and tight sphincters, making you click on a website links to see pics, acting completely unenthusiastic about repeat visits, not getting a proper hard sciences degree, won't take your unsolicited business advice .....and..now....forcing you have to hit the flipping' delete key on an email?!
DAMN. You two must REALLY have a hard time getting laid without an envelope.
I do gotta admire that kinda stick-with-it persistence. ....lol...
...to just rent you two a room with a concealed mic and cam and watch the monitor. I've got a feeling, that just like on the board, the score would be: hotplants 12, Gangstaboy 0.
[...you guys have the worst experiences with ho's. Over and over again.
Jeesh. The endless headaches finding providers who aren't tricking the review system by being older than 25, threatening to blackmail you, wanting unreasonable screening info, ruining your sessions with BJ's and tight sphincters, making you click on a website links to see pics, acting completely unenthusiastic about repeat visits, not getting a proper hard sciences degree, won't take your unsolicited business advice .....and..now....forcing you have to hit the flipping' delete key on an email?!
DAMN. You two must REALLY have a hard time getting laid without an envelope.
I do gotta admire that kinda stick-with-it persistence. ....lol...
"Hey baby, I am in your town, come see me". I then check their ads and find that they are not even in the same state. That qualifies them for my spam folder.
How about the emails that say "Hey Tony" and that's not even my name.
prior to them coming to town for their tour, but then when they are stuck with no or less johns than they thought when they get here, and then I suddenly get that "special" email:
"Yeah, sugar, I can do that amount of time for that $. Sorry it took me so long to get back to you but I've been SO busy with blah blah blah. Is 7 pm good tomorrow or is 9 better for you sweetie?"
But of course this is all just "fantasy" as we all know hookers here NEVER negotiate and they will never respond to your email if you do. lol
they start rooting back through their emails.... it's old news - why bother to complain about it...
the only problem I have is when they send out mass emails to a bunch of their clients and you can see everyone elses email address - good reason to use a hobby email address lol.....
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