I became very aroused,day-dreaming about the last session i had with my provider.You guessed it!..I applied that vacuum hose to my penis(wow)
...an intense orgazim followed!...Another great thing about it..I had no mess to clean up!(lol)
Like Mikee said,"try it you'll like it"...Please respond,with your all time favorite,self satisfaction experience....Ladies,this includes you!

it's spelled both ways....thank you!

and thanks for the vacuum cleaner!

I would think a vacuum would be very dirty and you could get an infection or something.  I will pass on that experiment.

This might suck then.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_225.html

add a little lube.....no problems at all...thanks for the advice though!

I worked in an ER for a while and one night a guy came in with his penis almost severed. You guessed it, playing with a vacuum cleaner. Of course that was nothing compared to the guy that almost shot his penis off while playing quick draw with a .357.