After a wonderful CMT quality massage, she applied some oil to the area...
at first things were fine...
then warm...
and warmer yet...
then my boys started to get hot and sweaty...
then all I could think of was Bing Crosby singing "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire".
We cleaned up, put out the fire, and resumed with plain old astroglide to a very happy ending.
She said no other guy ever had felt such heat from this particular product. It did not have the heavy smell like Theragesic or Tiger Balm, but I have concluded that some of us guys are just more sensitive to these additives...
Skin down there can be very sensitive. Perhaps even more so for those of us who trim or shave the boys.
I had seen her many times. It was dark, things got heated, she reached over and grabbed the wrong little bottle. Neither of us realized it at first and we kept going but I started getting hotter and hotter and finally couldn't take it any more.
I calmly asked her what she put on me. She looked at the bottle and said "Oh God, that was the alcohol!"
this the same way she did -- only I was the guinea pig. Wooohoohohohohohoooo that was hot! After some of my visitors said the same thing, I gave up on that little invention.
Have you seen those cartoons where the cat is hanging from the ceiling with it's fur raised?
Yeah, I took an unplanned one week vacation to try to get my system to recover from the chemical burns and destruction of my natural flora. NOT fun. A good learning experience and now, much later, I think it's a funny story...
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