Many of us have seen on the pornos were a lady just squirts like she has a garden hose in her VJ.

Watching porn and was intrigued. Kept watching more porn. Googled it and read up on it. Masturbated a lot. Realized I had the feeling with a past lover, called him up to help me "experiment" and was told no. He was a jerk anyway. Masturbated more and did it. Called up some GF's and instructed them on how to do it. Kept doing it. Got with a guy and whoa!!!  

Dear Robin:
Would you say that you mastered the art of squirting through the mastery of muscle control? Also from you many years in front of the camera would you say that you can squirt in much the same way that your male counterpart would pop? Also when did you learn about the physiology of squirting and the dynamics involved in it?

Urine good company!

I do have my doubts about those gushing fountains you see in porn videos, they could well be just pee.
But, female ejaculation is real.    
I have been lucky enough to be with two lovely ladies who did squirt and it looked, smelled and tasted completely different from urine.  Not pee!
Female ejaculation is produced by Skene glands also called "female prostate."

Thank you captain obvious.  

it was one of the reasons she married me she told me later.  I get her to long shudderingly intense orgasms that roll in like waves and she begs for more.  When we do it.  Unfortunately that is so infrequent that I went back to hobbying.  

Porno is not real.

I don't really believe it, but the logic made sense.

Dupey doesn't necessarily ask too many questions, but he undoubtedly asks too many STUPID questions. AND asks said stupid questions in a stupid manner. lol

When I was 18 I had my first experience when someone went down on me and worked my g spot. Honestly it was a good thing he was much bigger than me, I tried like hell to get away!  In 99' I had my first vaginal penetration release and in 2005 my first anal. Seems I squirt consistently with anal penetration,  whereas vaginal you have to be well endowed to get the pressure built up enough. If you have the stamina I'll flood the bed,. Record was five times without stopping (just recently), three quarters of the king size bed lost to an amazing wet spot. It was so intense the first release went up over his shoulders, I was riding him cowgirl.  

I see a couple of posts recommending towels or rubber sheets.  Towels absorb and the liquid still penetrates into the mattress and rubber sheets just splash it all around and it will end up on the floor.  Medical pads such as used by patients with incontinence can be found in pharmacies and medical supply stores.  They absorb the liquid on the soft quilted side but the plastic backing will prevent any soak through.  They wash well and last for years.  For the ladies who make lakes instead of puddles, the largest pad I've found will fit a twin sized bed.  

Was in similar situation with my wife (great sex, but infrequent), although hadn't turned to escorts at the time.