The last condom I broke was in college.  It must've been old and I didn't check it first.  I was fucking this nursing student who was insanely hot, not to mention the tightest pussy I've ever encountered. When we were done, I pulled out my dripping schlong only to find a ring of latex at the base with a few shreds of the rubber hanging off it.  Fortunately, because she was a nursing student she knew how to take care of matters.  
Now, most times, the hookers supply the rubbers and since their inventory isn't "on the shelf" long, I've had no problems  

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But I've had them slip off the man and had to go fish the condom out of me.  Fortunately I have always been on the pill.  Unfortunately it meant a few rounds of STD testing.

they are better.....

now than they were in 1974,my son is 38 now. wasn't anything left but a ring around my dick! true story.

In that time, I have NEVER had one break. Latex condoms usually fail because 1.) they have been in a travel bag in a hot car for even a short amount of time 2.) they have been accidentially exposed to traces of massage oil while switching between activities or 3.) they have been used for really lengthy and vigorous penetration without enough natural or bottled water based lube, resulting in tearing due to excessive friction. None of these same factors compromise polyuethane condoms in my experience.

The following is a direct quote from Wikipedia listing off the many, MANY benefits of polyuethane vs latex. The only concerns some researchers have had pertains to them being less elastic and more expensive than latex, though I think of the positives FAR out way those two negatives.

"Polyurethane can be considered better than latex in several ways: it conducts heat better than latex, is not as sensitive to temperature and ultraviolet light (and so has less rigid storage requirements and a longer shelf life), can be used with oil-based lubricants, is less allergenic than latex, and does not have an odor. Polyurethane condoms have gained FDA approval for sale in the United States as an effective method of contraception and HIV prevention, and under laboratory conditions have been shown to be just as effective as latex for these purposes."

I have had some break (very hard sex) and get pulled off - but not with a provider.  After trial and error, I prefer to use one brand that fits me perfectly vs. using different styles/brands.  With a provider it takes a variable out of the equation and personally allows me to focus on the experience.  Sort of like playing baseball with your own glove.

why even think like that and then test it, silly man.

Yes I did once, but the guy did it on purpose because he kept calling asking if I was preggers. Needless to say he is a no see.

Had a condom get stuck in me, that was funny actually. But nah, no weirdo stuff for me... and I get tested A LOT.

In certain positions, for whatever reason, my pussy sucked the condom off...  

I mean like really sucked it off!
It was like somehow, gripping the condom and holding onto it!  

 
SO I had to get the morning after pill
Another set of STD test

About 10 or 11 years ago I was with a provider when I was visiting DC. We had a great first round and the second round was even better but when I pulled out I realized that the condom broke. We had been having a good and energetic round of sex but I didn't think it was anything that was that crazy. We cleaned up and I left but I checked on her a while later and she said that everything was okay.

Condoms break and pulls sometimes don't work.