Yes, a very few times, but never with trumped up fanfare. LOL.

Anyway, I had enjoyed myself in both cases and thus it was not really a falsehood, just a way of saying thank you when time had run out.

Is when ever I have one, I ejaculate fake cum. The girls don't really like it because they say my artificial spoonge tastes like wallpaper paste, and has no nutritional value what so ever.

I know what you mean as there have been some days, when for whatever reason, I had "man problems"!  lol  and for the most part, I have explained to the provider that "hey, it is just not happenin..." Most ladies who have been in this biz a while have told me, "yea, it happens....  not to worry."  And that shows class on a ladies part - to not take it personal and understand that it is just a part of life.

With respect to the equipment malfunction, during the latter part of my marriage, we did not have sex...  I was totally unattracted to my ex (and she to me).... the first encounter with a provider post divorce, saved my sanity.  I was on a biz trip out of the country and called a service.  The gal showed up, and convinced me that I was able!  Just had to be willing.  So do I ever doubt the beneficial aspects of providing? My anwer "no"!  

But "Fake an orgasm..." it would not have even occurred to me! lol  Leave it to you buddy!

I have plenty of problems caused by advanced age and a prostatectomy, but I never have faked an orgasm or thought of trying it.   With providers I always cum, and I have never been with a provider who didn't make sure that happened.   With the wife it is another story.

It was during a Round 2 that just wasn't in the cards.  I was not at full mast (a 3/4 job) and was thrusting to exhaustion.  I was fighting myself with thoughts of defeat (i.e. not being able to pop the second time) vs. thoughts of this is not pleasant for her at all, so I faked it.

Afterwards I felt even more conflicted.  I struggled with embarassment (Round 2's are hard for me to predict now) and the dishonesty aspect.  The provider is a wonderful person and there was no need for me to lie.  



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like Ace Frehley said, "if you're good, you get off every time!"

There have been times, along time ago, when I thought that "the better part of valor" would be to fake it and be gone, but persevered and finally was able to let go.
I really don't see a need to fake., though.
Most ladies will understand if things don't work out quite right.

Just my opinion...
B

There were occasions when I was young and I'd be having my way (and her way) with one girl when I knew I'd be with another girl shortly. Either to get the event done and get on to meet the second girl or simply to be sure I had a full change for the second performance, I faked it a couple of times.

Very rarely, and only if the provider was trying her hardest, and if everything else was going ok, I have indeed faked it. Sometimes because I'm wearing out, and sometimes because I can tell she's hurting a bit. Usually it's a provider I might want to see again, and the next time goes better, sometimes I just want to get away, and not hurt her feelings.