The Lexus dealership I used to do. The guys would tape up an empty bottle of anti-freeze to an air hose and throw it into the bathroom when someone went in there to take a shit.
The fucking thing would expand and explode and scare the fuck out of the poor bastard!
I was servicing one of my accounts, a Ford dealership, and heard these 'BOOM, BOOMs'!
The economy is slow, as you know, so these guys have time on their hands. People aren't bringing their cars in to be worked on so they wile away the day and find something to 'entertain' themselves with.
There's a Home Depot across the street and one of the guys got the plans how to make a potato gun.
Fucking thing! It's pvc pipe with a bigger deal on the end that they squirt, I forget, engine shit into, but not too much, and they actually blasted potatoes out of these fucking things for kicks!
Cracked my shit up, and I told them wait a few so I could get signed out on my invoices and give them target practice on my work truck on my way out.
Oh yeah! They dug this idea so they waited for me and I stopped so they could blast away!
A good time was had by all!
I'm gonna go to Home Depot today and make one for myself!
I'm gonna get in soooo much trouble, sitting in my backyard, drinking, and blasting potatoes allover the fucking place!
Just like Allure` says, I might be getting older, but I refuse to grow up! LMAO!!!!
The Lexus dealership I used to do. The guys would tape up an empty bottle of anti-freeze to an air hose and throw it into the bathroom when someone went in there to take a shit.
The fucking thing would expand and explode and scare the fuck out of the poor bastard!
I worked at a place with high voltage (just a couple hundred volts) capacitors which store a very small (microseconds durations) charge similar to a battery. We'd tape them to the toilet seat with a few small bare copper wires sticking up to help ummmm... wake people up.
Made one a few Years back. Of course you have to find the best fuel. Zippo lighter fluid gave about a 7 second hang time and about a hundred yards. Hair spray wd40 where less. Then I got real stupid and got the torch set out. Tried adding a burst of oxygen with the zippo and got about 10 second hang time. Then really really stupid and tried accetalyne and oxegen. I don't know how far the potato went but my hearing has never been the same. I counted 14 pieces of pvc while clening up. Bloody but no stiches. dont ask about the time we used a water balloon sling shot to lauch a blasting cap.
It's handy, seeing as how it's a dealership. They just tell the parts guys they need it. They shoot that shit inside the service drive too. A guy will be looking something up on his computer and SPLAT! He's wearing pieces of potato cuz someone blasted one above his head against the wall!
I've seen potatoe cannon... I more lust after a 7 pounder black powder cannon I wanted to buy... still
Certain people who must remain nameless... got tired of the AH with the firecrackers across the street... a bit after midnight, they got revenge. Set a cutting torch & filled a balloon, set this on a paper cup of F'in gasoline. I realized what was about to happen & decided I had better places to be... I was in 3rd gear before the shock wave caught up with my truck... They told the cops they blew an air hose... They cracked windows in the AHs house across the street & the driveway was like it was swept of gravel.
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