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munchinmuffin 76 Reviews 3846 reads
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1 / 43

Those that sell products often use tag lines which are usually short, stick in your head, and attempt to encapsulate the value proposition of the brand.  For instance, here are a few most would recognize:

1.  Fly the friendly skies: united airlines
2.  Let your fingers do the walking: yellow pages
3.  MMM MMM Good: Campbells Soup

You get the idea.  I have always thought that a clever provider would come up with an equally clever tag line yet i have rarely seen any, clever or not.  So Ladies, lets hear from you.  What's your tag line.  And by the way, you cannot use "Finger Lickin Good" because KFC already owns that one!

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 519 reads
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2 / 43

We would all flock to see a girl named, "Scab-free Fiona," wouldn't we?  Everything you want to know about her is in the name.

2648667 31 Reviews 466 reads
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3 / 43

I read the OP, and was about to say check out the Phx ad board, Lexi has a clever tag line every week, then I look down, and there's Lexi!

JakeFromStateFarm 579 reads
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4 / 43

One girl, now retired, closed all her ads with "A great ass is a great responsibility."
Another, who works in New York says, "Loubies were not meant for walking.  They are meant to be worn in the air."

micktoz 43 Reviews 404 reads
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6 / 43

Damn right they are!  Hahahaha!

GaGambler 561 reads
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7 / 43

Why bother suing, what to you expect to win except perhaps his seat-less bicycle?

munchinmuffin 76 Reviews 450 reads
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8 / 43
JakeFromStateFarm 509 reads
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9 / 43

But, yes, the line about Loubies is Devin's.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 524 reads
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10 / 43
JakeFromStateFarm 454 reads
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11 / 43

I never said either tag line was mine, I just didn't name names.  You are going to have to get MUCH better at posting before I consider stealing your lines.

GaGambler 372 reads
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12 / 43

I never made any comment regarding you stealing material from others, only from me. and that is an indisputable fact. Of course disputing indisputable facts is what you seem to live for.

theoldcavalier 2 Reviews 414 reads
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13 / 43

"It's been a business doing pleasure with you."

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 432 reads
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15 / 43



-- Modified on 3/13/2017 10:51:04 AM

Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 281 reads
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16 / 43

Posted By: munchinmuffin
Those that sell products often use tag lines which are usually short, stick in your head, and attempt to encapsulate the value proposition of the brand.  For instance, here are a few most would recognize:  
   
 1.  Fly the friendly skies: united airlines  
 2.  Let your fingers do the walking: yellow pages  
 3.  MMM MMM Good: Campbells Soup  
   
 You get the idea.  I have always thought that a clever provider would come up with an equally clever tag line yet i have rarely seen any, clever or not.  So Ladies, lets hear from you.  What's your tag line.  And by the way, you cannot use "Finger Lickin Good" because KFC already owns that one!

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 387 reads
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17 / 43

Where's DA/aka Blowing Chunks?

Steph xoxo

GaGambler 358 reads
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18 / 43

It sounds more like you are talking about SB and JCGG than Jake and Dev. lmao

I know some of you probably don't know who I am talking about, so JCGG=Julia/Corinne/GallopingGourmet, while SB=ScooterBoy.  

If you need any more explanation than that you haven't been "keeping up" so ask Steph,. lol

2648667 31 Reviews 481 reads
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19 / 43

I thought she was asking DD if JFSF owed her a pair of Loubies. Que no?

I'm not laying odds on Scooter getting them back.

GaGambler 312 reads
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21 / 43

but I don't think I would even lay odds they were his in the first place.  

The good news is that if they are/were his it's doubtful they take up much room in JCGG's purse. No more than a couple of dried up raisins mixed in with the lint and empty bottles of anti psychotics that she obviously can never remember to take as directed. lol

2648667 31 Reviews 368 reads
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22 / 43

One I've seen and really liked is let me take care of you today.

Then there's the classic, tips are appreciated but not "excepted" (really?)

Skyfyre 254 reads
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23 / 43

"I am a jerkoff from the looney farm and I can't help being a village idiot"

EuroModelsShown 391 reads
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25 / 43

and it's usually some chick I don't know who would want to be with.

If that's you then I'm through.

 

Tag lines are corny, and cheapen the product being pushed.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 462 reads
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26 / 43

Extortionist, bullshit artist = GAG,
 now we are complete

JakeFromStateFarm 325 reads
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27 / 43

You've had all the free eats out of me you're gonna get.  Not to mention Loubies. LOL!

GaGambler 308 reads
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28 / 43

and "if that's you then I'm through" is praiseworthy.

Actually I may borrow it occasionally, let me know where to send the royalty payment. lol

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 439 reads
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29 / 43

Yeah your " Credit worthiness " is all over the web along with that mug shot showing off your Three Stooges haircut ... Jesus, even a retard could get that removed or at least, buried. Special kind of stupid ... ain't ya?0

Posted By: GaGambler
and "if that's you then I'm through" is praiseworthy.  
   
 Actually I may borrow it occasionally, let me know where to send the royalty payment. lol

JakeFromStateFarm 348 reads
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30 / 43

He beat it to death.  But thank god even he was smart enough to stop using it.  You? Not so much.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 363 reads
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32 / 43

Your knees must be sore ...

Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm
He beat it to death.  But thank god even he was smart enough to stop using it.  You? Not so much.

AlexandraMilw See my TER Reviews 270 reads
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33 / 43

Posted By: lghtmyfire
then, I’m loving this one:

JakeFromStateFarm 354 reads
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34 / 43

Have you retrieved them from that old lady's purse yet?

Deejets1937 11 Reviews 379 reads
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35 / 43

1) Name most likely to be the hottest Bond Girl yet  
2) Most unifying email handle: ingodwethrustt
3) She's currently got "Her0 for Hire" on her website as a motto and I think she's had other catchy ones before

She is entitled to a resounding mic drop and should have the creativity award named for her.

And she's smoking hot.

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GaGambler 277 reads
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36 / 43

But I will take gold. TYVM

Too bad Jake's lines barely rate tin.  

He went to a copyright lawyer and showed him all the material he wanted to protect. The lawyer gave him a two word question in response. "Why bother?" lol

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 340 reads
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37 / 43

But I meant doesn't Jake owe Dev  another pair of Loubies, lol.  

Steph xoxo

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 178 reads
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38 / 43
LondonJames See my TER Reviews 343 reads
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40 / 43

I find this intriguing because many would argue they are not selling a product, they are selling an experience. Just a thought.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 342 reads
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41 / 43

As long as you're on your knees ...why don't you check?

Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm
Have you retrieved them from that old lady's purse yet?

demuredomina See my TER Reviews 357 reads
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43 / 43

Since I'm a dominatrix, I usually joke "Dee's way is the best way" whenever a submissive tries to top from the bottom, lol

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