Anyone have any experience with this?
http://my.webmd.com/content/article/1687.51805?page=2

Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Los Angeles
http://www.drmatlock.com

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Gee, another way to get rich off women's culturally conditioned dissatisfaction with their own bodies.

Check out the first page of the article, containing what is obviously supposed to be the main selling point, in the form of the usual succeess story of one individual's experience of the procedure.  The patient had in earlier life plumed herself on her ability to squeeze to the point of inflicting pain on her partner--using the vagina as a weapon.  She was so frustrated and desperate in trying to recover this ability after childbirth that the marriage went south.  When the muscle-tightening procedure was done and she first had sex afterwards, she said "It restored my happiness, my soul, and my spirit."

Maybe she should just have gone to a dentist and had it fitted with teeth.  Vagina dentata, anyone?

Personally, I think the old fashion way works best.
Lots of exercise & kisses.

God bless vaginal rejuvenation for those who need it.  Personally I dont want any more intensity with my orgasms or I'll end up dying.  

In general, I'm sick and tired of being told to get a this or a that or a boob job (I SAT DOWN ONE DAY AND CRIED MY HEART OUT ONE DAY FIVE YEARS AGO BECAUSE 35 PHONE CALLS ALL WANTED BIG BOOBS.  35 CALLS IN ONE DAY, AND NO ONE WOULD GIVE ME WORK.)  DAMN FICKLE FADS.  NOW EVERYONE WANTS NATURAL blah blah blah.

Now for V rejuvenation....one doc thought it would be fun to practice on me (I went in for my boobs not my v) and he insisted I try it.  I uninsisted.  He told me tales of how some Bev Hills woman managed to keep her hub from straying on account of the surgery.  

Well, all I can say is that is one happy couple staying off the streets!


Incidentally, having been to said center mentioned above to do lunch with a personal friend who works there I am told that collagen shots are administered to enlarge the g spot for greater sensation and let's see, collagen must be administered well, let's see how long does collagen last (1-4 months) at what...$4/500 a pop, how much does each orgasm end up costing.  How's about we ladies jack our prices up some more to finance this?  I've had my fill with boob jobs, facials, nails, ad infinitum. Dont get me wrong I love my 'spensive lingerie and bottega venettas. But personally I agree with antiphon.  Enough already.  Again I reiterate, V rejuvenation is no doubt a godsend for some.


xoxo




-- Modified on 9/25/2002 5:14:55 PM

FiFi…

So let me get this straight (which is my favorite thing to do with you). You ladies are out there averaging 4-5 orgasms a day , giving you two days off a week, that’s about 720 O’s in a 4-month period! Averages out to only about .65/pop. Sounds like a bargain to me…lol

And if you’re going to pass on the cost, maybe charging per O, how do we verify if it was faked or not. Can’t always tell the real from the fake you know (remember Vanilli Manilli)?

Actually, all kidding aside, I also couldn’t agree more with Antiphon. For me, the only thing worse than people trying to change their bodies, to meet societies expectations, is the doctor’s getting rich, by convincing them it’s necessary.

Laughs, crying and rants all at the same time – God I love an emotional woman!

CI      

The most famous of all these vaginal alteration type things was Houston, of the Houston.. what was it, 500? 620??? I don't remember.. But after her mega-gang-bang she decided to have her labia trimmed and tightened up. And then, just to add to the mix, had her old labia encased in acrylic sculptures, and sold them on ebay. (It wound up being moved to an adult auction site, I cannot remember where. But you can find info on this story all over the web. I only WISH I were making it up!)

Reminds me of Eddie Murphy doing the "Buy a piece of Michael Jackson's nose!" On the ollllld SNL!

Hugs*
Nicole

The title of Dr. Matlock's home page is "Home-sliced."  ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO!!! Now that probably means "home page," and "sliced image" but... what a poor choice of words on the part of the webmaster! OMG!!!!  

LOL!!!

Hugs*
Nicole

One of the services offered by Dr. Matlock...

"Hymenoplasty (reconstruction of the hymen) can repair the hymen as if nothing ever occurred. The Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute is sensitive to the needs of women from all cultures that embrace these particular issues because of cultural, social, or religious reasons."


Virgin forever!

Hugs*
Nicole

Your math is off.  

With you it's only one pop, NONSTOP ALL NIGHT LONG. What a way to die. Get me on that crazy g spot expander and it will be ME dying in YOUR bed. (And it wont be from heart failure, as you are taking to a cardiovascular monstress, my dear one.)

Be gentle with me.  Nah, dammit.  Keep doing what you're doin. I wanna die happy.

xoxo

-- Modified on 9/26/2002 11:36:52 AM