BED!

OK, everyone knows I hate dick sized threads and I would be the last person to start one, but CPA asked nicely and this is an actual true story that happened to me, which I thought was kind of funny.

I booked a hotel room in a small local hotel that I have used several times in the past, to do an outcall with a provider who I have seen a few times. In the past the rooms I booked there all had two queen sized beds or one king bed, so I never even thought to  request a certain bed size. Just a simple room for a night. When I got in the room I noticed it had two tiny single beds (or twins,whatever you call them). I probably could have complained and changed rooms to get a room with a bigger beds, but it was late and they were pretty full and I was thinking they stuck me in there because they probably didn't have other rooms available, so I thought I would make do.

 I got undressed and lay on the bed, while she was getting undressed standing next to a mirror. As I was laying on the bed alone, I realized just how small it realy was and I said, "I wish this bed was bigger!" She replied, "Don't worry about it. Size has nothing to do with it. You're fine. Besides you make up for it in girth!" I guess she misheard me.

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