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NotMasterZen 747 reads
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Loved the story. Course, it sounds like you never got around to actually fucking the hot young brunette... It won't work any better 20 years from now, and even the old maids want a hard one every now and then.

Panthera121775 reads

I had really hot session with a hot young brunette this afternoon. We we 69'ing and I was ready to fuck her. She was in the middle of the bed and as I stood off the edge of the bed, I grabbed her by the ankles and pulled her to the edge of the bed. She liked it and thought it was funny. Later I pinned her knees to her shoulders and she loved it.  

I would never engage a 45-50 year old provider in such a vigorous manner because I would be afraid of injuring her and pulling dead weight is no fun.  

Perhaps 20 years down the road, I will see one of those old providers with no business, buy her a bottle of wine and listen to her babble fairy tales or her own Copacabana story.

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1192967783 reads

Before you go making pronouncements you need some experience. I'll simply mark this post clueless.

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Makwa809 reads

It's more than age.
An "Old Maid" is an older woman that has never married.  
I'm not sure how many providers would be considered "Old Maids".  
Most of the time we do not know their marital status

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NotMasterZen748 reads

Loved the story. Course, it sounds like you never got around to actually fucking the hot young brunette... It won't work any better 20 years from now, and even the old maids want a hard one every now and then.

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3mdssa848 reads

Loved the story. Was hoping for a lil more details from Mr. Panthera, 69 is a lil 80's for me personally. But it was kinda hot when he said 'grabbed her' blah blah blah, now that I can dig. But yea, we 'old maids' who are ancient and can't move hahahahhaha, watch out, we could break something..........but I don't think it'd be us.  

Go get that YOUNG hot brunette and try it again Panthera. I'm sure you left quite the impression. I can only imagine in my wildest dreams ;)

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macdaddy1944659 reads

ah yes..another Panthera fairy tale with a built in snub..he is so good at it..

Posted By: viptaylorsteele
Loved the story. Was hoping for a lil more details from Mr. Panthera, 69 is a lil 80's for me personally. But it was kinda hot when he said 'grabbed her' blah blah blah, now that I can dig. But yea, we 'old maids' who are ancient and can't move hahahahhaha, watch out, we could break something..........but I don't think it'd be us.  
   
 Go get that YOUNG hot brunette and try it again Panthera. I'm sure you left quite the impression. I can only imagine in my wildest dreams ;)

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Dr Who revived745 reads

All in the eye of the beholder.
 

Posted By: macdaddy1944
ah yes..another Panthera fairy tale with a built in snub..he is so good at it..  
   
Posted By: viptaylorsteele
Loved the story. Was hoping for a lil more details from Mr. Panthera, 69 is a lil 80's for me personally. But it was kinda hot when he said 'grabbed her' blah blah blah, now that I can dig. But yea, we 'old maids' who are ancient and can't move hahahahhaha, watch out, we could break something..........but I don't think it'd be us.    
     
  Go get that YOUNG hot brunette and try it again Panthera. I'm sure you left quite the impression. I can only imagine in my wildest dreams ;)

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3mdssa704 reads

were up to the gentleman at the time, only.  

Posted By: ChgoCPA
All in the eye of the beholder.  
   
   
Posted By: macdaddy1944
ah yes..another Panthera fairy tale with a built in snub..he is so good at it..  
     
Posted By: viptaylorsteele
Loved the story. Was hoping for a lil more details from Mr. Panthera, 69 is a lil 80's for me personally. But it was kinda hot when he said 'grabbed her' blah blah blah, now that I can dig. But yea, we 'old maids' who are ancient and can't move hahahahhaha, watch out, we could break something..........but I don't think it'd be us.    
       
   Go get that YOUNG hot brunette and try it again Panthera. I'm sure you left quite the impression. I can only imagine in my wildest dreams ;)

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Panthera12639 reads

My post had nothing to do with a review or a romance novel. I was making a point. At least you understood that part of it and so did your wannabe white knight in the dull armor riding in on his donkey.

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3mdssa624 reads

'Macho Panthera' style.  

White knight, nah, just a guy who doesn't think I'm a nut like y'all...he'll let you know after our date ;)

However, you do sound a lil just a tad lil jealous. Shall I start calling you names like nickydoodoopunkineaterlickhisownnuts46. You might actually smile, or better yet you might like it pantheralickmewhereiwantitprick69

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macdaddy1944722 reads

love it..pantheralickmewhereiwantitprick69..you forgot the omnipotent part..

Posted By: viptaylorsteele
'Macho Panthera' style.  
   
 White knight, nah, just a guy who doesn't think I'm a nut like y'all...he'll let you know after our date ;)  
   
 However, you do sound a lil just a tad lil jealous. Shall I start calling you names like nickydoodoopunkineaterlickhisownnuts46. You might actually smile, or better yet you might like it pantheralickmewhereiwantitprick69

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NotMasterZen708 reads

I heard MasterZen can teach that. Thought he was a Samurai?

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London Rayne849 reads

I've never (at any age) liked a guy pinning my damn legs around my neck...my vagina is not that deep.

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OSP797 reads

IS deadweight. Christ all mighty why guys pay for a slice their own age is beyond me. I have women in their 30's, 40's and above flirt with me daily. When I pay a 40 yr old hooker to suck my tool someone shoot me

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Panthera12673 reads

Truthfully, OSP I have strayed occasionally into the 30 something providers, but they have all taken care of their bodies.
I do agree with you that paying someone your own age seems to defeat the purpose of the hobby. If I wanted someone my own age I can just go bar hopping.

Macdaddy has an old 17th century rubber knife (replica) if you ever want to go out in style, lol.

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justanillusion701 reads

Should pack it in, because you wouldn't fuck her? Well then, off to take down my website and quit. Rejection form OSP is the last straw.

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London Rayne640 reads

I would not worry about it. They won't pay over 300 either bwahahaha. Funny, I've yet to see too many 20 somethings making over 500 an hour. I do see A TON of women in the Top 100 who are both over 30, and over that rate. Hmm...wonder why that is? Because guys looking for just an age and a number, are not the same guys paying for overnights only to get 2 nuts lol. We know what's up.

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hotplants670 reads

Old maids. Hmm...OK. A pejorative label referring to a woman beyond the conventional age for marrying. And what would that age be in 2013, do you suppose?  

Or, a woman regarded as unlikely to ever marry. Nope. That can’t be it. Many women choose not to marry (for rather obvious reasons if they read this board).

Maybe your lesson is that only women under 25 like to be physically pulled around, grabbed by the ankles, and have their knees pinned behind their shoulders? ‘Course, it could be an assumption on your part that they actually appreciate this, and aren’t simply smiling for the donation.  

But, who is to say that just as many “old maids” would not be just as enthusiastic? Given the old providers as you say, have no business, seems they would be the ones most interested in accomidating whatever acrobatics you can think up. So, I’m not following your logic.  

Or, perhaps you’re simply saying that you have your personal preferences?  

And, if so, what is this lesson again? Other than you happen to like providers half your age, and prefer they don’t speak? (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

As far as trying to pull dead weight around I'm sure you and providers, both, can agree on this point.

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MasterZen661 reads

Well said, Madame. I salute you.

There appear to be a few "men" that believe they can just go to bars anytime and *ahem* "pick up" any women over 25, anytime. And sleep with them. Right away. For free.  

Clearly, that is delusional. I'm quite sure your business is not in any real jeopardy. Screen well!

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hotplants690 reads

Real, imagined, or inaccurately projected by anyone on this board.  

I am a woman. But not a provider. And, since I cannot be accused of posting to advertise, or posting under an alias to hide the fact that, as a provider I could not possible have any business, I guess I'll have to settle for the occasional old, fat, ugly, lesbian man hater barb.  

Hey, where's the fun in talking to women unless you go out of your way to tear 'em down, right?....lol...

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joebunda90694 reads

Most people don't have much of a clue sexually until they are in their 30's.  After your 20's you may have enough experience to start to decide what you really like and what you are looking for.

Women in their 40's have been in their own bodies long enough to know what works for them.  And IMHO opinion there is precious little that is hotter than a woman that can really get into the physicality of the act and enjoy it.  They also typically know how to work a man's body and have enough experience to know that the same thing does not work for every man.  So they are adaptable, and more likely to be able to ensure you have a good time.

I have yet to see a lady under 35.  I may go there sometime in the future, but I am in no hurry.

If you are looking for a nicely toned body and flexibility, just look for an ex dancer (ballet, not pole!).

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