Thoughts on tipping a favorite lady after a session...

I have been seeing this brand new talent in town every week and we've become close. She went above and beyond my expectations.  Energetic personality, flirty, and treats me like a VIP.  In fact she offered me "expanded menu" that are not listed on her TER profile.  

when everyone knows, the lower the center if gravity, the more you can tip, so as always, YMMV, Usually I find 15 degrees is about average. If the woman is more bottom heavy you may able to eek out a few more degrees, but if she's a D or bigger you better look out, she may pull you in with her when she goes. I don't know about you but I don't carry a change of cloths in my bugout bag.  

Posted By: Drunken Asian

I have been seeing this brand new talent in town every week and we've become close. She went above and beyond my expectations.  Energetic personality, flirty, and treats me like a VIP.  In fact she offered me "expanded menu" that are not listed on her TER profile.  
   
 After the recent session, we went outside the hotel and hung around near the fountain.  Out of pure silliness, I tipped her a few degrees maybe 5 degree angle into the fountain but just enough so that she wouldn't actually fall in. She thought it was silly and tried to tip me in as well.  
   
 Do you think that it would have been more appropriate to tip her more than 15? or 20 degrees?  After all, that is the widely accepted range for tipping after a great service, but I was simply afraid she may tip over and capsize.      
   
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cesSRfXqS1Q  
   
   
   
   
   
 

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"give me liberty or give me Darth"?  

id you see the video link?  I don't know if that guy was serious or not but he sure sounded like he was genuinely concerned Guam would capsize due to over population.  Lmfao

Must it be black or will any color do?

That was all I could take… I mean did the fine citizens of GA really elect this guy?  

wow that was pretty brutal and seemingly pretty fake
 

Posted By: JuliasLilSecret

Never been to Younkers, but whatever.  LMAO!!  
   
 

with a big ass bow and my name on it, I ain't replacing $2000/shot tires when you burn the crap out of them, Missey!!!
BTW-- where the hell is Younkers?   Some Yankee place?

Or anybody elses.  I think I counted about 6 brain cells firing there.  Could he speak?

I've lited up my tires before but the tread burned through too quickly. They didn't last very long...  But then again, I didn't have $2k/pop tires on so that's probably why.  

Without the tires.
Perhaps this, with a lifetime supply of tires?

I apologize for riffing off of another post on another board, and having it taken out of context.
It must be a disappointment to think that:
a) the intellectual level of a significant number of folks here barely exceed their waist size, and  
b) anyone would seriously believe that a person of this magnificent mental skill set would make it past your screening criteria after reading his crayon scrawling of a "review".  

If the guy has proof of that confirmation email, nothing you can do. If not, usually they will pull the review.