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Dirk Bogard 3239 reads
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How's this?....after removing all that makeup and peeking through the bathroom door...lol

Dirk Bogard4877 reads

First and foremost, I would like to thank everyone for their commentary below. It appears that my foolish vanity has certainly played a part in this situation.

Well,to make a long story short, last week I had the "ghoulish"pleasure of attending some very entertaining "fright night" festivities.Along the way, I did have a mystifyingly,enchanting erotic liason with a provider.
I was made aware of that session this morning and I was reminded that during my zombified state,everything about me looked dead except....
Boinnngggggg!
I guess a picture in this case is worth a thousand words.
...generous indeed with a 3...lol

Tally-Ho!  

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Dirk Bogard3541 reads

..and believe it or not, I was extremely relaxed and well "rested" in that "before" picture...lol...
Just imagine me after 2 hours of unbrideled,relentless, and passionate lovemaking...talk about death warmed over...I looked like I had seen a ghost...let alone, an extremely attractive provider.At least,great Ceasar's ghost, I'm letting go of my vanity.

Tally-Ho!

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VonRyan2277 reads

I'll bet you think that song is about you.


Cheers!

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Shafty73628 reads

I believe it is from Dawn of the Dead, which is the one where the heroes barricade themselves inside a mall. Imho the best of the 'Dead' films along with Night of the Living Dead which is absolutely hilarious.

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Clueless Jerk2629 reads

"I did have a mystifyingly, enchanting erotic liason with a provider."

I'm glad you overcame the communication breakdown that must have inevitably occurred, when you told her you wanted to "eat" her.

After your liason, did you tell her you would see her again?  Or did you tell her you would "try to not come back?"

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Shreaded Wheat4576 reads


I would still contact the Post Office and have those bad reviews sent to the dead letter box.

-- Modified on 11/5/2003 3:23:57 PM

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Dirk Bogard3240 reads

How's this?....after removing all that makeup and peeking through the bathroom door...lol

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nyuser3421 reads

There is no way I will spend 1 hour with you, if I am provider , even for 10 g . Now I can understand better why some providers take money and Run from hotel . For guys ...do you like to be next appointment after him , heh ? Same bed sheets , body that he kiss and lick all over :)? This is best way to give up this hobby by posting pics of guys .

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