Just kidding. GFE stands for girl friend experience, and it doesn't mean a god-damned thing because no one can agree on what it means.
Some want it to refer to specific acts offered by the lady that would approach or simulate a "girl friend experience" - for instance, passionate kissing, oral sex without a condom, and no reasonable request refused. Others argue that it should be about emotion and affection and connection. Still others say that a true girl friend experience would involve her emptying your bank account and then sleeping with your best friend.
Many providers, agency and independent, advertise "GFE". If the agency or girl in question is established and well-reviewed, you can PROBABLY expect to be offered at least LFK/DFK, BBBJ, and FS (go to the newbie board if you have to look up those abbreviations). If there are no reviews, or mixed reviews, then you are "TOFTT" and can't expect anything.
Just kidding. GFE stands for girl friend experience, and it doesn't mean a god-damned thing because no one can agree on what it means.
Some want it to refer to specific acts offered by the lady that would approach or simulate a "girl friend experience" - for instance, passionate kissing, oral sex without a condom, and no reasonable request refused. Others argue that it should be about emotion and affection and connection. Still others say that a true girl friend experience would involve her emptying your bank account and then sleeping with your best friend.
Many providers, agency and independent, advertise "GFE". If the agency or girl in question is established and well-reviewed, you can PROBABLY expect to be offered at least LFK/DFK, BBBJ, and FS (go to the newbie board if you have to look up those abbreviations). If there are no reviews, or mixed reviews, then you are "TOFTT" and can't expect anything.
I would add that even the best girlfriend experience is just that -- an "experience," just like a ride at Disney World will give you and "experience" of, say, riding down a river, or sliding down a mountain, or being in a haunted house -- but as real as it is, it's a ride; it lasts an hour; and you pay for it.
It is unquestionable, however, that if you want high quality companionship, genuine affection within the rules of the hobby, a lady you can be proud to have on your arm, and mind-blowing sex, it is unquestionably to be had. Many providers offer this, and there's a lot to be gotten out of it, in terms of fun, physical gratification and companionship. Go for it!
Another Trashy Floozy - another one of Mom's Friends
Ass To Face - Rim Me
Able To Fuck - The Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval
Anal Toe Fetish - You put your right toe in, you put your right toe out, you put your right toe in and you shake it all about...you do the Hokey Pokey....
Asian To French - Makes your dick smell like shit
Acrid Tokus Fungus - Butt Puss Extraordinaire
Angel To Fuck - She gives a heavenly experience
Always The First - She does the Virgin Fetish thing
All Tit Fuck - Russian and Russian only
Aromatic Tokus Flower - Her Ass Smells like roses
Amorous To Finish - she goes 110% all the way to the end of the session
Arab Terrorsit Fetish - BDSM fetish in a van loaded with explosives
Asian Toothpick Fantasy - roleplay with super skinny asian lady
Another Toothy Frenchy - Another dreaded tooth job
Amorous Tooth Fairy - roleplay with toothfairy - you'll get more than a quarter for your tooth from her
Ass Touching Fetish - you need to have one in your hand at all times
Asthmatic Toture Fetish - ashmatic not allowed his inhaler until he cums, or makes her cum
of course it could be as simple as All Time Favorite, but that would be boring, wouldn't it?
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